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  • 118 points yourmomdotbiz

    How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

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    45 points beermaker

    "Get out of here Uncle Rico! I'm tired of you eating all our steaks and ruining our lives!"

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    12 points theredhound19

    https://preview.redd.it/8q23l0hamn8g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=076fb413d83d6a8788beacb0952d1564fd937eb8

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    1 points yourmomdotbiz

    šŸ™Œ

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  • 196 points Purple_Tree1389

    https://preview.redd.it/u396nian7f8g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd47501d295494888d0b313bda94826cc82754a7

    Chad Thadley

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    123 points Chazz_Matazz

    https://preview.redd.it/qwdqr639nf8g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9d4787f65b6e7dccc2857fc0ca2aae38b325b0

    Also this guy

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    35 points Hammerjaws

    This guy’s posts are a little too accurate

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  • 295 points PacSan300

    The embodiment of ā€œpeaked in high schoolā€.

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    134 points NeonThreadHQ

    it really is wild how many people instantly recognize this type, same stories, same nostalgia, same high school glory loop on repeat

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    89 points vintage2019

    I wonder if they really know that guy or he only seems familiar because he’s been lampooned endlessly in comedy flicks and shows

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    61 points pbnotorious

    Probably a lot of that. Dumb jocks certainly exist but most of my high schools top athletes were all in AP classes and are doing well for themselves as adults

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    39 points komnenos

    Same, and it skewed heavily in some sports. When I was in cross country and track most of us were in AP classes and would study between races at our cross country and track meets. But even the more stereotypical ā€œdumb jockā€ sports like football and basketball were full of guys who almost exclusively took AP classes and went on to become middle or upper middle class individuals.

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    15 points CaptainKate757

    When I was in high school (20 years ago), students on varsity teams had to maintain a certain GPA or they’d be pulled from the team. A lot of them had parents who pushed them pretty hard to excel academically.

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    3 points pbnotorious

    We had that too but it was a 1.5 GPA lol not very hard to maintain

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    8 points IShouldChimeInOnThis

    You seem to be implying that the top athletes are the ones wallowing in past glory.

    There are role players and benchwarmers that cling to a memory or two (or excuse as to why they weren't a bigger deal) and make it their whole personality.

    I don't think this is unique to athletics, though it is the most visible. There's plenty of arrested development losers in all walks of life.

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    8 points Ok_comodore

    Yeah I think a lot of people kinda discount how transferable the mindset between being a good athlete and being a good student is. If you’re smart enough to grasp the intuition for a concept then the path for mastery is mostly just intentional practice

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    1 points fedexpoopracer

    Yeah I think a lot of people kinda discount how transferable the mindset between being a good athlete and being a good student is

    idk, a lot of the football linemen in my high school were dumb af

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    1 points Ok-Highway-5247

    Dumb jocks existed in my school.

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    3 points dismyburnerbrah

    Least they had a peak. Most haters never get one.

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  • 145 points venetian_lemon

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    36 points palmerry

    Also sells shoes.

    Possibly went to Polk high.

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    12 points its_raining_scotch

    And drives a dodge.

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    17 points palmerry

    Dodge is a fine automobile.

    Drove over my wife, in a Dodge.

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    3 points apeocalypyic

    And smoking hot wife and daughter

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  • 48 points Chazz_Matazz

    If coach had put me in fourth quarter, we would have won State.

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    7 points ElfWarlord

    Uncle Rico is exactly where my mind went when I saw this!

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  • 84 points Frodellio1

    Always talks about throwing ā€œa pigskin a quarter mile over those mountains over thereā€

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  • 21 points theaverageaidan

    I think we can let the letterman jacket slide, those things are both really well made, comfy, warm, and stylish

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    3 points Mike-Body-Mike-Joyce

    They even got lettermans for the band kids at my high school iirc.

    (They also piloted middle school class rings in the area which afaik did not catch on, though i did get one somehow and its very cute, nicest jewelry piece i owned as a kid)

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  • 113 points mideon2000

    As a former high school football player living in the same city.....well a few things. If it was socially acceptable id wear my letterman jacket all the time. It is so damn comfortable. I also enjoy the book friday night light along with 12 mighty orphans and the junction boys as far as football books are concerned. I also love telling the story of how i was a junior on varsity and played offensive line. The guy in front got of me got hurt before the season. I got to start the 1st game of the season in a brand new stadium. First play from scrimmage, brand new season, community in the stands all excited and my ass does a false start.

    My badge of honor is having the first ever false start in that brand new stadium.

    But otherwise i have moved on in life

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    50 points rbad8717

    Those letterman jackets were expensive man! I would wear it too if I felt no shame

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    11 points mideon2000

    The funny thing is the jacket is free, it is the damn patches that will cost ya

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    30 points Sharp_Candidate_4936

    You went to a rich high school if you got those for free

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    11 points Dickgivins

    They definitely weren't free at mine lol.

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    1 points mideon2000

    They didn't give those put for athletics or academics? It wasn't a rich school. I cana ssure you that

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    3 points Sharp_Candidate_4936

    Definitely not

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    1 points mideon2000

    Damn

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    1 points mousecop60

    Yeah ours would pay for like half (I think, it’s been awhile) if you played football but we still had to pay something. And the poor people who didn’t play football had to pay full price.

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    6 points ThatDiscoSongUHate

    They were $250 and I'm 31, so God knows how much they charge now

    I lettered in nerdy things and wanted one, but my patches were FREE so I thought: heh, that'd be funny -- wait, no, not paying that for a school I hate

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    6 points todayiwillthrowitawa

    The book Friday Night Lights is one everyone should read. It’s genuinely great writing and does a great job showing you the fabric and history of this little town so that you understand why football is clung to so heavily and how bad it is for the guys who play.

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    2 points mideon2000

    It really is. Id also say 12 mighty orphans is a hell of a book too. While i love junction boys, it kinda centered arounf the football program. 12 mighty orphans talks about the kids that made up that small football team and gained national attention as one of the best teams playing against bigger schools (they were an orphanage).

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    1 points OPPORTUNLST

    A good story is a good story.,

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  • 42 points Mike-Body-Mike-Joyce

    the bar girl seems fun

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  • 9 points fainofgunction

    4 TD in one game still the record

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  • 64 points Lonely-Toe9877

    I went to high school in a little Midwest town where a lot of people got stuck in this trap. I may be hard on myself sometimes when it comes to feeling accomplished in life, but reminding myself that I at least moved away from my home town (well it wasn't where I was born and raised, but you get the point) makes me feel better about myself. I can't stress enough how important it is to not get stuck in your home town.

    Side note: I need to make a starter pack for people who peaked in the military. They are not that different from people who peaked in high school.

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    30 points Kevin_LeStrange

    What if your hometown is New York or Los Angeles? Is it okay to get stuck there?

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    37 points Hour_Reindeer834

    Right, and honestly it is a little sad if ryou feel unaccomplished and comfort yourself with the fact you moved lmao šŸ˜‚. Not a job you like or dislike but pays well, not school or education or a personal project or endeavor, or meeting a soulmate.

    Just living in a different structure lol.

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    -3 points Lonely-Toe9877

    Lol, I never said that was the only thing going on in my life, but I'm proud of having traveled a lot.

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    6 points vintage2019

    You know how the narrative goes — smaller your hometown is, more humiliating to be stuck there

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    10 points Dramatic_Ice_861

    If there’s no reason for you to leave then don’t. I know first hand that moving just to shake can end poorly.

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    3 points chrismiles94

    That's basically like Good Will Hunting and Boston.

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    7 points Lonely-Toe9877

    Nope, get away for a bit, see something different.

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    7 points Additional_Ad_3530

    >Side note: I need to make a starter pack for people who peaked in the military. They are not that different from people who peaked in high school.

    My country has no army, so I'm not aware how it works, however peaking in military shouldn't mean you are a general?

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    13 points Kevin_LeStrange

    Not necessarily. It just means that your best days were in the military. Most people who served don't make it to general, obviously, but unfortunately there are quite a few of them who go nowhere in life after they are discharged. Sometimes this is because of something like post-traumatic stress disorder or bodily injury, but other times they just don't know what else to do with themselves and just sort of drift through life, looking back and talking about the military like it was the only worthwhile thing they had ever done.

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    13 points Lonely-Toe9877

    The weirdest part is that it's normally the ones who only did one or two enlistments as a support MOS that act like this. I know guys who did 10-20 years as a combat MOS, with multiple combat deployments, who do a much better job at readjusting. It's all the cooks, admin, and mechanics who did 4-8 years who go full brovet and can't move forward with their lives when getting out.

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    2 points LockedOutOfElfland

    This seems to be the case, is a pretty big contrast with some of the veterans I've met who built a civilian career as Beltway bureaucrats after leaving the service and the types being talked about here.

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    6 points Lonely-Toe9877

    No, it just means that those were your best years, and that it all went downhill after getting out. It has nothing to do with rank.

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  • 24 points Handsome121duck

    I mean, if he's happy then who cares? A lot of people are really happy staying in their home town. I moved around a lot but now most of my customers are small town folk who have been there forever and it's actually really nice listening to them talk about all the history they have with the people there.

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    8 points Kevin_LeStrange

    Look at the picture on the very bottom right, he's not really happy.

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  • 5 points Viking_13v

    Kenny Powers!

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  • 5 points Additional_Ad_3530

    Whoooooa...... BUNDY!

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  • 6 points liqui_date_me

    It’s fascinating how much people resonate with this concept. Is this common? Didn’t grow up in America

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    6 points Guy-McDo

    Every High school class of xxxx has the people who don’t move away. That being said, at least in the town I went to high school, most athletes went on to at least try out on a college team and usually used the scholarship money to get like a Business Degree, that or they joined the Army.

    So ironically, none of the ā€œpeaked in high schoolā€ athletes actually stayed.

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    1 points ColeTrain999

    Depends, the bigger the town/city the less likely this is. But if you go to a small town... yeah, these people exist.

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  • 6 points beanpoppinfein

    I’m so glad I was expelled and arrested instead of peaking in high school

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  • 5 points Cpkeyes

    Why do people hate on letterman jackets, they look greatĀ 

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    6 points HeadTonight

    They look good on kids in school, but what are adults lettering in?

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    1 points LockedOutOfElfland

    I've seen some Letterman jackets around as pop-culture merchandising, like when Riverdale was popular you could find replicas of Archie's football letter jacket around a good deal.

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    3 points pbnotorious

    Its just a crazy thing to wear post high school

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    2 points Electronic_Topic1958

    Wearing a jacket you got when you were 16 and you’re now 45 is uhhh kinda interesting, letterman or not.Ā 

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    1 points fedexpoopracer

    *Carharrt jackets have entered the chat

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    1 points smellslikebadussy

    Friday Night Lights is also awesome, although the show was better

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  • 4 points vintage2019

    The first two characters to pop up in my mind were Al Bundy and Uncle Rico. This thread didn’t disappoint me

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    3 points ocholosmanos

    Married to the same woman all his life, two kids, a dog, three bedroom house with a basement and an attached garage. Al Bundy is my hero.

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  • 4 points mhornberger

    I knew a guy who went from being the football god, with his (dad-bought, of course) Porsche 944 parked out front, to being a drop-out and riding a lawnmower for the school district, within a year of graduation. That had to be one hell of a lifestyle adjustment.

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  • 3 points FermitTheKrog1

    The girl on top has the jersey from my highschool šŸ’€

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  • 3 points JohnLouisLemieux

    I left. That could have been me. Thank you for cheering me up.

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  • 4 points Alienhaslanded

    Small town people in the US are weird

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  • 2 points LectureAdditional971

    That's really damned depressing. I understand the lower right part of this, for sure.

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  • 2 points naydopebeat

    I once bumped into a UK equivalent of this. Guy told me about his time playing at the local (non-league) team. Actually said the words: ā€œI’m a legend around here.ā€ He was eating alone in Tesco cafe (equivalent of a Walmart.)

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  • 2 points MrBennyTheBowl

    Whoever made this meme watches too many movies. It's a basic bitch stereotype that nerds apply to athletes they went to school with and never got over the jealousy.

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  • 1 points _dvs1_

    FWIW I’ve literally never put my letterman jacket on

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  • 1 points mexicat2000

    I have never met anyone like that šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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  • 1 points Ok-Highway-5247

    Hahahaha

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  • 1 points Marshiznit

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  • 2 points buttfacenosehead

    that last picture really captures the whole thing.

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  • 1 points romesthe59

    Do people like this really exist? I grew up in the city and thought this was just in movies about small towns.

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  • 0 points crottesdenez

    Please tell me there aren't for real 40 year olds like this

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    7 points IshyMoose

    40, not so much.

    25, absolutely.

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    12 points erikc_

    i’m convinced nobody has actually met someone like this, and people are just projecting because they had a miserable high school experience.

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    5 points sat_ops

    My 20th high school reunion was this year, and I can name at least 4 in my class of 70 that are like this. It would be 5, but Tommy went to prison for statutory rape and isn't allowed at the football field anymore.

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  • 0 points zx9001

    these people will be your boss

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  • 1 points siremilcrane

    I still wear my letter jacket occasionally because it’s warm, comfortable, and a conversation starter

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