I've never been a paramedic or (thankfully) needed their services but I've seen this guy before, on the side of the road at a wreck site and in police body cam videos.
When I first started working in public land management I got introduced to Pro Deals. They’re great, even better for the first responders I work alongside.
Because typically it IS ominous lol. Private/third service EMS agencies have a tendency to shit on their employees as the easier resolution to problems. I’ve only had two sups that I knew would actually back employees to the absolute limit. The rest were either a crap shoot or utterly unable to be trusted.
I’m a paramedic and was a supervisor before I went to the federal government and I never said per policy or had a mustache. The rest is correct. Oh and I lost my scissors.
Some of them even try to supervise other people from outside agencies, I’ve witness a supervisor trying tell a law enforcement officer what to do, I’m like WTF
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Amusingly specific
I've never been a paramedic or (thankfully) needed their services but I've seen this guy before, on the side of the road at a wreck site and in police body cam videos.
You've never been a paramedic? Really?
Missing the part where they say "we’re short tonight, think you can just float between 3 stations and also finish the QA backlog?"
are ridge wallets free for first responders? this part I had no idea about
When I first started working in public land management I got introduced to Pro Deals. They’re great, even better for the first responders I work alongside.
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Incorrect.
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Nope and still quite employed.
Didn't realize Black Lives Matter was part of public land management now. Who knew?
You must not be aware of Bureau of Land Management aka BLM.
Bureau of Land Management
It was a joke... but thank you.
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Also add: "Ignores calls until dispatch reassigns them to your truck"
This also holds up for firemen. I work alongside two fire departments and this scans real well.
I used to work with a firefighter exactly like this. He was part-time at a restaurant while he got recertified after switching states. 11/10 person
I know nothing about paramedics, but I find this to be believable.
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Why does it sound ominous
Because typically it IS ominous lol. Private/third service EMS agencies have a tendency to shit on their employees as the easier resolution to problems. I’ve only had two sups that I knew would actually back employees to the absolute limit. The rest were either a crap shoot or utterly unable to be trusted.
probably because someone is dying and they need to know what drugs they took
Because it means you're about to be chemically castrated for a minor mishap.
Asked my EMT friend, she said this is spot on.
The Diet Coke and monster alongside nicotine tracks for just about any ER or ER adjacent professional, lmao
I'll take your word for it.
Leatherman Raptor Rescue, in case you were also wondering what multitool that was.
also knows nothing about computers.
Paramedics really do not get enough respect or pay
When you see these signs, you know you are in good hands.
You forgot the extramarital affairs
Courtesy of a high stress job.
Missing: sassy EMT who breaks dispatchers' balls over every moveup request or boring-sounding call.
I read it as “pandemic supervisor” and wondered why the hell people had a personal supervisor during 2020
Welcome to the world of the essential worker
“You coming to the union meeting?”
Hear me out
Sneaky.
They forgot to add morbid obesity to the list
Don't forget "divorced or actively having an affair with the 19 year old probie."
I’m a paramedic and was a supervisor before I went to the federal government and I never said per policy or had a mustache. The rest is correct. Oh and I lost my scissors.
I hope they weren't Raptors💀
They were lol
Why is the Zoll an automatic supervisor moment?😭😭
Some of them even try to supervise other people from outside agencies, I’ve witness a supervisor trying tell a law enforcement officer what to do, I’m like WTF
This looks like firefighter chronicles on yt
salty af been in the game longer than you've been alive
lol every first responder has a mustache, also pilots and half of guys in their 20s-40s now
They’re ugly on 90% of them.
How dare you call my bumfluff mo' ugly.
Wait... so me just being me a year ago, was me. But should of been a paramedic? Weird.