Cowboys outlast Commanders in Christmas showdown

147 points geriatric-sanatore

8-8-1 incoming and somewhere Jason Garrett is confused as to why he feels an overwhelming urge to start clapping aggressively.

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12 points No_Medium_8796

That gum wont chew itself into oblivion

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44 points Geetee52

Perfect Cowboy season as far as I’m concerned. Miss the playoffs and win enough games to not get a top 10 pick out of the draft. How about them Cowboys, Jerry?

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8 points Isgrimnur

I prefer them to either miss the playoffs by a 4th quarter loss in the final week or being eliminated by a later game's results, but I'll take what I can get.

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115 points buildyourown

The only thing this does is make the Cowboys draft pick worse. I'm ok with that.

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8 points GoombyGoomby

I’m fine with it as long as freaking Eberflus gets fired.

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23 points Valenyn

My dad’s favorite team has always been the cowboys. I’m glad he was able to see them win one last time.

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15 points AMorder0517

I hope your pops has a peaceful journey to the other side.

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10 points Valenyn

Thank you. He passed peacefully earlier today. I’m just happy he got one last win.

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5 points tactical_dick

He's not dying, the cowboys just suck.

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108 points thomasonbush

“Cowboys fail to cover the spread against a team on their 3rd string QB”

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133 points Abtun

Average redditor with gambling addiction.

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68 points itsjash

The gambling is so pervasive it's depressing

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-6 points [deleted]

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-8 points [deleted]

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7 points daetsmlolliw

This replay is brought to you by DraftKings and don’t forget the odds!

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-7 points colin_7

Found the cowboys fan. What a loser

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1 points MongoBongoTown

Fans don't care about the spread. Gamblers do though.

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46 points georgeststgeegland

Nobody cares. Fuck degenerate gamblers.

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18 points ezagreb

Don’t forget the degenerate gambling companies

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16 points georgeststgeegland

Fuck them the most.

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5 points neuro_space_explorer

Only we can use that word.

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2 points cur10us_ge0rge

But normal gamblers are cool

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-3 points georgeststgeegland

Nahhh they’re all degenerates

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0 points colin_7

Yeah it does because the cowboys could barely win against a pathetic Washington team.

Great job at winning a meaningless game!

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0 points No_Medium_8796

The same shitty cowboys team the eagles lost to this season

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-3 points colin_7

Don’t see how that’s relevant since the eagles won the division

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3 points neuro_space_explorer

The spread opened at -6.5, if some degenerate took it over that line that’s on them.

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18 points frozengash

Who cares. Dallas vs Washington is a meaningless match up. The nfl needs to move on from cowboys and lions holiday handicap games.

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6 points cur10us_ge0rge

It has meaning to players and to draft picks.

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0 points Octopub

Or they could just scrap holiday games all together.

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6 points AMorder0517

Nah the selfish fan in me enjoys watching ball while I revel in my gluttony. No matter how shitty the matchup.

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0 points FayeBelogus

Plenty of great basketball on today.

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0 points SnooAvocados7320

NBA??? 💀💀💀💀 that league is terrible for entertainment

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-1 points FayeBelogus

What do you know

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-3 points GoshinTW

Boohoo

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2 points snowyoda5150

The last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl we did not have flatscreen TVs 🤣😘

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2 points palesnowrider1

What a terrible match up that nobody saw because it was on that massive sports network Netflix

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16 points THA__KULTCHA

Yeah bc no one has Netflix 🙄

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-1 points Marckthesilver13

I’m always ready to watch the cowgirls lose! Even if it’s meaningless

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-2 points SolarTsunami

I hate that both these trash ass teams are constantly getting shoved down our throats just because hurr durr big markets

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1 points LordChefChristoph

You think DC is s big market? It is a big market but we have more competing fanbases. You have San Francisco 13 hours away. Do you have any idea how many teams I can reach in a 12 hour drive? Noone lives there. I have Bal, Phi, Pit, Nj, Ny, Buf, Mon, NE, Car, Atl, Ind, Nsh, Chi, Cle, Cin... You got nothing bitch and my team wasn't even on TV. Enjoy Idaho.

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-3 points Azrael-XIII

“Team pointlessly hurts own draft position by outlasting team on their 3rd string QB in Christmas showdown”

lol at the downvotes, guess Cowboys fans hate hearing the truth

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-3 points Top_Profit_6280

Doesn't even matter. Both teams are bums. That's why they both got eliminated

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-4 points singleply_tp

*mid-off

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