Jerk of the month
  • 1744 points TheForceOfLife999

    https://preview.redd.it/tks5t9puvzbg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92bc35bf05cdf3fa382dbef121686982915cbc30

    This thumbnail absolutely slaps

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    810 points TreeDollarFiddyCent

    Looks like the lead up to the sequel of this classic

    https://preview.redd.it/4cze34hxi0cg1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26fe825f4a01da4c63169fad35bf8aafd68b11b7

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    432 points TwentyBagTaylor

    https://preview.redd.it/27y2vke6n0cg1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d693b9b0864807a80cbcf53c71178b7d0c562d0

    What an era

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    37 points BloodyPants

    stunning

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    53 points Citizen-Of-Discworld

    "Why always me?"

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    6 points Far_Confection2388

    And he loved that it was always him

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    9 points ibcrosselini

    You don’t get a lot of 4th wall breaks but they are awesome.

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    5 points nostril_spiders

    They're piling on Balotelli because Tevez's hands are covered in stuff

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    4 points AwehiSsO

    He looks so unphased. I miss Balotelli's hilarity

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    150 points Impressive_Special

    https://preview.redd.it/5ysfous9n2cg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de322ad57425c270d2438a5ef057a0761e34e8d

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    117 points feralalbatross

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    43 points TreeDollarFiddyCent

    What is Mr. Rogers doing to that large child?

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    8 points AwehiSsO

    Dammit! He does look kinda like Mr Rogers

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    3 points AlfredoSlut

    Ribery would love to be in the reverse if it was a child.

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    6 points SufficientApricot165

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 my first thought was that this was Key & Peele

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    3 points Ok_Bag_7603

    Oof

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    117 points ea4x

    https://preview.redd.it/q14v4lzyk0cg1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69391f6c0522760a38f974801c043fefac71fc62

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    96 points nmyi

    https://preview.redd.it/seio4kpun1cg1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a880a9435be9d1c62081cb1272efe618f278df2

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    137 points Hickd3ad

    https://preview.redd.it/7rvdanx750cg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbbc292a609a0f428f9f7c2fc06ff52162ca060

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    39 points repniclewis

    Thought it was gonna be Tevez fisting Rio round 2

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    27 points hopingthisworks69

    https://preview.redd.it/sk7xkaon11cg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d3ef844cd645b77577e1049e4836ca8ce48d584

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    14 points Darth_Vicious

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    9 points RetkesPite

    Haaland deez nuts.

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    7 points LewyBdx

    not my proudest

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    4 points imdefinitelywong

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    3 points Fanserker

    The new updates make him wild, need further calibration.

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  • 1322 points ItsMuju

    Van Randy orton

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    183 points deluddl

    Looked like he was going for Dolph Ziggler's zig zag but Haaland countered it

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    24 points Sonofbluekane

    Didn't get all of it

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    11 points deluddl

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    9 points Brotherinpants

    I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!

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    4 points duperawe

    We all do bruh but we lie about it fr, get with the program

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    8 points Fr0d0_T_Bagg1n5

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    3 points No_Macaroon_5928

    HEYYYY

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  • 1539 points robin-friday

    If Haaland is so great how come he let himself get choke slammed? Is he stupid?

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    329 points Sometimes-funny

    He likes it

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    167 points Cold_INFERNO2027

    https://preview.redd.it/jo8mgts0e0cg1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=10fb9048c9b0907e9acaf6909647e08869e539ee

    ehh

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    39 points timmeh1901

    Why does this actually look like Haaland's face tho... 😂

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    6 points Circulation-

    longer I look at it... I mean, it looks more like Haaland than Haaland himself...

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    92 points Emotional_Win1430

    https://preview.redd.it/mtnmnp3p00cg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f6018c76f44c5d46e156f5f771f81dddb3e586

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    38 points Maleficent-Escape205

    https://preview.redd.it/0u9gy7nu20cg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e79be685aae33abcffced66e853c9697cf6feda3

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    30 points Hickd3ad

    https://preview.redd.it/djdurxr050cg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b30f2ed426b4c4a3b2e5538cc788662d76adcbc

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    22 points Emotional_Win1430

    https://preview.redd.it/o6w59t8yf0cg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a079f6fa5a0d9cff269b049ac70d83dca1fc8416

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    16 points emojisarefunny

    😏

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    4 points Any-Yogurt-7917

    He was asking for it.

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    2 points AdMany8441

    Shit was a neck bar straight from UFC

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  • 1140 points BIGBADLENIN

    Why didn't Haaland get a yellow for that shirt pull? Has the game gone hard?

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    190 points red122063

    It’s embarrassing when it gets soft

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    38 points Enes_da_Rog1

    It happens to everyone... nothing to be embarrassed about...

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    18 points Maison-Marthgiela

    City rigging the league once again

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    3 points mattydredd

    Apparently the games gone. Not sure where but I keep hearing it's gone.

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    2 points Anonymous_Unknown20

    Him and van hecke were beefing in the reverae fixture too😂 love to see it

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  • 342 points Woody_678

    This is very homoerotic i love it for the sport

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    18 points Automatic_String_789

    Not being a soccer fan all I saw was gay energy between those two and an odd familiarity between them as well.

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    11 points Woody_678

    Yes you are you just don’t know it yet. If anyone asks who your favorite player is you say Ronaldo, Manchester City and ‘Madrid’ are your favorite teams and you’re more of a player fan than a team fan (Jude Bellingham, Foden, Etc)

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    6 points AutoModerator

    I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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    2 points AutoModerator

    There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.

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    8 points comp_a

    Their numbers are even 6 and 9 ❤️

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    3 points Good_Posture

    Game's back.

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    2 points techBr0s

    Have you SEEN the way they all slap and choke each other during goal celebrations?? 🥵

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    2 points AdamInJP

    On season two of Heated Rivalry…

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  • 348 points OhhNoYouNintenDidnt

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    3 points moise_alexandru

    Mista

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  • 139 points Shananna_san

    TRANSFER THAT MAN TO THE UFC!!

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    72 points El_Chipi_Barijho

    Instructions unclear, 60M £ transfer to MUFC

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    6 points 43JoJo

    Not kidding, his jump kick would put people to instant sleep

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    3 points irishnugget

    The MUFC!

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  • 54 points rocket_randall

    My cats do this

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  • 131 points PhotoModeHobby

    He's falling as if Haaland has a gravitational pull.

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    8 points TheTragicMagic

    That is the best way to describe this

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  • 34 points lLike2EatChiken

    Yank here, is this what they mean by 69?

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    2 points kthanx

    Underrated comment ↑↑↑

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    3 points Solid_Count_6940

    No, this one is the 67

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  • 96 points GroltonIsTheDog

    Some say they are still there, rolling around becoming increasingly tangled

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    16 points der_chrischn

    All this ripping and tearing on the clothes. How naked and entangled are they by now?

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    8 points Pleasant-Pattern7748

    As always, still not enough.

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    3 points Combosingelnation

    They're in a so called superposition until the referee collapses them to their final opposite spin/tangle

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  • 23 points PjrepGh

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    5 points magikarp2122

    Damn good Zig Zag.

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    2 points Mindless_Tackle_5975

    My goat with da zig zag😭😭😭

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  • 34 points Jgusdaddy

    This looks like some AI glitch

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    13 points Rboter_Swharz

    Some FIFA 15 glitch

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  • 36 points MysteriousTap2901

    Watching the game with my five year old, there's a closeup of haaland:

    Dad, why does he have such an ugly face?

    Why are you laughing dad?

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    25 points Dracoster

    I'm a norwegian, and I'm forced to see his sausage lipped neanderthal face all the time because he's considered a god here.

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    24 points 1kakashi

    don't y'all look the same tho

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    5 points MysteriousTap2901

    We've got modric here, not much better

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    8 points SnooHabits7950

    At least Modric has some good hair

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  • 16 points gibadvicepls

    why my pp hard?

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  • 31 points arhambin66

    Hope I can pull off this move with my gf

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    8 points Pleasant-Pattern7748

    I tried it. I sprained my shoulder and now she’s staying with her sister for a few weeks.

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  • 9 points I_chortled

    My toddler when I get home from work:

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  • 7 points AreaUnique3594

    in professional rodeo competition, you have to remain in the saddle for at least seven seconds to qualify. this amateur and has no business trying to ride a Haaland bareback.

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  • 7 points joseplluissans

    Nothing like two big boys wrestling!

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  • 14 points Burgemeesterbart

    Clear foul

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    4 points count_chompulamain

    To who tho

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    7 points ballthyrm

    The game of football

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  • 18 points Aadkurr

    Van hacke always makes a bitch out of halland every game, he's always fuking with haaland around lol

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    2 points FabThierry

    should become a Sir for that alone

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  • 5 points BabyScreamBear

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  • 5 points Popular_Tomorrow_204

    "Hey Ref, the big man didnt let me hold onto his neck, give him a yellow card please"

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  • 3 points Electrical-Win9801

    Ah! The defense that will command respect

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  • 3 points Hans0000

    Why do I feel like Haaland was about to suplex him if it wasn't for the referee coming.

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  • 4 points moroseali

    Me and my mentally challenged brother playing in the puddle

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  • 4 points iamnotsven2

    https://preview.redd.it/r96mkgqqc0cg1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b85a1fca21b2df4396b4e8482c5aef7dcc1cb2

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  • 7 points Manish_Sarkar

    Better bookin than bald fraud triple H

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    2 points AutoModerator

    (!) This claim about a bald fraud is disputed

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  • 3 points Spiritual_Jello_2839

    https://preview.redd.it/hbtfgljsl0cg1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=feab7ebc72e7607155c31fc2f8631e4a36d7a980

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  • 5 points Youbunchoftwats

    Every player should have one hall pass per season whereby you can chin an opposition player with no punishment. If nothing else it would make for a great last weekend of the season.

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  • 2 points oldkstand

    They’re jerking each other off in the end

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  • 2 points True_Fortune_1575

    This man needs to be in the wwe

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  • 2 points Particular_Abies_184

    Come on ,he looked like a pony

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  • 2 points konexo

    I'm I watching soccer or wrestling?

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  • 2 points Affectionate-Net5246

    https://preview.redd.it/xie7wzgf91cg1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=14973c7bea58e5af4d541357a00a1a7176cb00f6

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  • 2 points ComfortableAd4901

    Lmaoooo

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  • 2 points BetBig696969

    Started at jerk but turned into anal

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  • 2 points ahmetonel

    Their shirt numbers align to 69

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  • 3 points Simoslav

    This is like watching a Maxine Dupri match

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  • 2 points EinerVonEuchOwaAndas

    Aaaaaahhh I am falling.

    No you are not, I got ya bro.

    OoOaa thanks man... OK thanks.

    I said, I got ya, bro!

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  • 1 points nightwingneversleeps

    reverse tornado DDT

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  • 1 points grimesultimate

    Modified RKO from outta nowhere!

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  • 1 points SingleFatherOf4

    The wrestling is Van Hecke's favourite part of every game, the playing football part is just for the cheque

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  • 1 points spidernest

    Love it

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  • 1 points MORRMILLI

    Estupid fkn ponytail lol

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  • 1 points Kindly_Okra_6653

    Crazy aura on that haaland, dude is like a magnet, you can't get away from him

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  • 1 points Obvious_Leather3004

    u/PrimedGold why Haaland looks like a girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points Flat_Moment

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  • 1 points AvengerTh_anus

    Also their numbers are 6 and 9

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  • 1 points ScrubiousTook

    This looks like ai slop

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  • 1 points freaky_emah

    Lol😂😂

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  • 1 points starwaterbird

    The Russian ballet approves

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  • 1 points captainrexcoochie

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  • 1 points IareTbra

    مش هيحله

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  • 1 points OkSound469

    Wtf

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  • 1 points Hickd3ad

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  • 1 points vitinn010

    Krai, those guys are brothers and they're always fighting.

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  • 1 points Sir_Douglas11

    Soccer is so gay

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  • 1 points LuckUpstairs2012

    we have seen bro do youtube, now we wanna see him doing an adult movie

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  • 1 points Hecticbrah

    Put bro in headlock 😭😭

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  • 1 points East-Chair-9540

    Bruh went for that rear-naked choke, had a whole grappling match with Haaland.

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  • 1 points kyrant

    This wasn't the 6 9 I was raised with.

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  • 1 points StupidNewfie

    Someone pays to watch this?

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  • 1 points bengenj

    Already conceded the penalty so might as well get your money’s worth

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  • 1 points brandon_in_iowa

    AI slop

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  • 1 points HeatSheat54

    Is this AI shiit? lol

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  • 1 points RagingBullMonaLisa

    69 😉

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  • 1 points MandemModie

    Soccer is so unserious

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  • 1 points Westaufel

    Haaland was doing a Muscle Millenium on his opponent

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  • 1 points evil-twinaway

    Are they siblings?

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  • 1 points levasportras

    Gay af

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  • 1 points elbrule

    Brokeback football

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  • 1 points Narretz

    I thought the punchline was gonna be that Haaland got a yellow

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    2 points myriadnoob

    He's indeed struggling with a yellow in that video

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  • 1 points 6Sunflower_6fields6

    Games gone hard

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  • 1 points Financial_Pen27

    Oh, Danish friends!!

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  • 1 points dazedan_confused

    I'm gonna tell my kids that this is sex.

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  • 1 points Not_A-Pedophile_

    Its gonna happen 💔💔💔💔💔💔

    Arsenal are gonna win

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  • 1 points zzptichka

    Heated Rivalry?

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  • 1 points thurows

    This sport needs a penalty box

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  • 1 points BobsYourAuntie100

    Hes just teaching Haaland how to stay humble

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  • 1 points Leody

    Looks like they're trying to out Jerk each other... Like a jerkoff

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  • 1 points ea4x

    games back

    https://preview.redd.it/2iwmn8ery0cg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2261d4b18d91ddcf2e4d0d675983d9845b40e8b4

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  • 1 points ConfectionMoist9036

    I am surprised Van Hecke did not receive a yellow card for that blatant challenge.

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  • 1 points Maximum-Scene-6778

    got there late, yellow card (fuck the android) /s

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  • 1 points Glittering-Rub1853

    Football

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  • 1 points Which-Position-4893

    I want to like soccer but they are all such floppy little bitches, i just cant....

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  • 1 points TheGreatPervSage_94

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  • 1 points IntelligentDoor219

    I don’t understand why the ref didnt start tap dancing, and why Haaland and the other fella didn’t start pretending to sneeze and clenching their butt cheeks? I must be missing something

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  • 1 points drivermcgyver

    Is this professional futbol?

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  • 1 points ximbold

    Looks like it’s in reverse

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  • 1 points Lytaa

    aww haaland hated it so much that he grabbed him and pulled him even closer for another cuddle

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  • 1 points AcceptableBand

    69

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  • 1 points kodabang

    Now kith

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  • 1 points Wyevez

    Austin Powers: Oh I fell over! Oh I fell over again! 

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  • 1 points _SOLDIER12

    😂😂😂

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  • 1 points SameRule9918

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  • 1 points rufnek2kx

    He's just letting him know he's there

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  • 1 points jhibner281

    15 second tussle. Longer than I could last.

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  • 1 points bigmac416-2

    https://i.redd.it/aho9snjto1cg1.gif

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  • 1 points giveitsometechno

    That has to be a red card surely

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  • 1 points Erlurn_1

    Bro was on an assignment lol.

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  • 1 points CoercionEffect

    gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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  • 1 points SamKay00

    Two clowns 🤡

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  • 1 points One_Guidance4911

    6 on 9 attempting a 69

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  • 1 points Ashamed-Attitude-210

    Gay!!! 😂

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  • 1 points gbestia2

    I hate Van Hecke so much man

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  • 1 points lone__wolf710

    Could have injured Halaand by the way he was hanging to his neck

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  • 1 points Derekdtv

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  • 1 points PopperToProper

    Should’ve kissed already

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  • 1 points Mullarpatan

    Young love 💕

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  • 1 points Cool-Tradition8002

    https://preview.redd.it/8vuughnlr2cg1.jpeg?width=1269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145307302e0c43e74a055f9fe2cdc9d153b20b2e

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  • 1 points SpawnOfTheBeast

    Every time crouch went up for a header

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  • 1 points Sagecal

    69

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  • 1 points realestninjaever

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  • 1 points Visible_Pressure_404

    This should be tagged NSFW

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  • 1 points Joperhop

    Haaland throughout all of that "You WILL! get on top of me!!"
    Haaland a bottom confirmed.

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