WELL WELL WELL! 2026 has slithered in like a skeever in a tuxedo! 🧀✨

To all my beloved cheese connoisseurs, wheel whisperers, and dairy dabblers—may your New Year be as unpredictable as a Wabbajack in a windstorm and twice as creamy! I’ve personally hexed the calendar to ensure every month includes a mandatory cheese festival. You're welcome.

So raise your goblets (or your goats) and shout with me:
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MORTALS!
May your madness be merry, your cheddar be sharp, and your socks never match.

— Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Parties, Puns, and Pecorino 🧀👑💥

P.S. I’m still trying to get used to this Facebook. Where do I poke people? Is that still a thing? Now… where do I share the cheese with everyone?