By that I mean I hope Elder Scrolls 6 does not improve upon NPCs’ random dialogue in any way. I find immense comfort in shopkeepers selling “oh a little bit of this a little bit of that” and enemies asking if I “need something?” right after they kill me

  • *Kills you*

    "I'm going to find whoever did this"

    (NPC then sits down and begins to drink a piece of bread.)

    ,,oh, what happened?,,

    I once married Ondolemar through a mod, but only so that I could use the "Collect Unique Corpses" mod to drag all the Thalmor corpses I could find home, and plop them down in the house. And one time, I made Ondolemar walk in on a Thalmor corpse at home, and he went "I'm going to find whoever did this!" , looked at me, then continued with his day, as if he was thinking "Oh, right. I forgot that I married a psycho."

    One time I put a thalmor corpse in the bed next to Ondolemar and woke him up. He looked at the body and went right back to sleep lmfao

  • I'm quite confident they'll be dumb enough no matter how much they try to stop that.

  • i hope it gets so advanced it’ll be like when they tested oblivion before release and the npcs were so smart the skooma addicts would simply murder the shopkeeper for skooma and you’d just walk into a dead shopkeeper in the building

  • Nothing beats the kids when you see them in town looking at you and saying "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough" when you're fully decked out in enchanted and improved Dragon scale armor and carrying enough weapons to murder the entire hold as a lvl 80 dragon born that has completed about a dozen different questlines.

    In fairness, kids are idiots.

    Fuck them kids

    I resent the phrase "nothing beats the kids." I can.

    Honestly… even in real life kids say crazy stuff like that. Just 100% unprovoked sometimes lol. That part is actually kinda realistic to me.

    I straight up refuse to not look ill, so its extra annoying when the kid says it

    Bonus: "you might want to rethink that outfit if you're heading to the blue palace" as im literally wearing fine clothes that i bought from THEIR shop

  • Do you get to the cloud district very often?

    He says to the Thane of Whiterun, second to the jarl, and basically runs the city.

  • Must have been the wind (but in 4k)

  • Runs you through with longsword Must have run off.

  • Only cowards hide!

    Wait.

  • Never should have come here!

  • It reminds me of when I had to talk to the innkeeper about the sleeping giant to rent the penthouse, but she kept trying to kill me because I was a vampire. The dumbest thing ever.

  • If they mess the formula we riot

  • I miss the jankiness of oblivions random npc conversation.

  • I hope it's something like KCD2's, honestly, but keep how broken the Skyrim stealth is.

    In KCD2, NPCs will notice when things are "off", like "Hey, wasn't this door locked/closed?" and investigate the area. Plus both the first and the sequel KCDs had different reactions for being in places you're not supposed to be. Some places had zero tolerance policy where guards would arrest you on-sight if they saw you in the Trespass areas.

    KCD?

    Kingdom Come: Deliverance.

    If u like realistic medieval RPGs, this is the Holy Grail for you. Jesus Christ be praised!

    If Elder Scrolls adopts the broken garbage combat system of KCD2, then I'm done.

    Skyrim technically has a "real-time" version of it, especially with block bash basically being like a parry.

    Difference is, even if you suck at timing your blocks and shield bashing, you can still manage to progress through the game in Skyrim. KCD2 is a guaranteed game over at any combat event if you don't have perfect timing.

    There's only a few points in the game where you HAVE to do head-on combat. Otherwise you can stealth archer it like Skyrim.

  • Random old man eating bread "your not as dumb as you look"

  • I only hope the dialogue is better than Starfield.

  • "must have been the wind" -bandit looking at his dead mate wtih an arrow in his forehead

  • Gets killed by bandit

    "Oh well, must have run off" - Bandit as they sheathe their weapon and proceed to stare at my corpse for a few seconds lol

  • I wish they never improved upon oblivion npc's. The ones in skyrim are already too intelligent