Thank you for riding Johnny Cab

88 points pileofdeadninjas

He's about to nut

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17 points SkylarAV

The elusive Drunk Nut at that

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3 points wilit

Does he do that in metric or imperial?

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2 points DEFarnes

Or vom.

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2 points Purple_Albatross8849

It's riveting

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75 points Thorvaldr1

Wow, Elon really is looking more human!

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20 points Psych-adin

I was going to say he must have switched ketamine brands.

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38 points dbkenny426

Abed?

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12 points cheapshotfrenzy

The Kickpuncher Timeline.

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3 points PlasticMegazord

Yeah, if the face was a bit thinner there's definitely some Abed in there.

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16 points born_on_my_cakeday

Two weeks!

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6 points milaga

Get ready for a surprise!

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4 points SheriffBartholomew

Maaaan, I have five kids to feed!

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2 points llTeddyFuxpinll

🪛🫵 Benny!

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3 points fresno_bob

Beat me to it

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14 points _arch1tect_

“Bring me… sugar.”

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3 points rock374

In… water

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11 points coolmist23

Ralph Machineo

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12 points geon

trump_face.gif

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5 points McCl3lland

They really do look like the expressions Trump makes lol.

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4 points BassWingerC-137

Scott Baio is looking young still.

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3 points Rausage505

Charles In Charge reboot in more ways than one!

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6 points shinjikun10

Sue me, dick head.

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3 points llTeddyFuxpinll

and the robot taxi immediately attempts murder. guess they don't use credit cards in da fewcha

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3 points Pleasant-Tangelo1786

Actually not that far off from an infant’s mannerisms

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3 points [deleted]

Oh no now we know why Elon twitches

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2 points Ridtr03

Two weeks…

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2 points vitaminalgas

Johnny Cab?

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3 points llTeddyFuxpinll

Thank you for choosing it

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2 points Quadraought

Helluva day, innit?

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2 points llTeddyFuxpinll

DRIVE!

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1 points Quadraought

¡sʇןǝq ʇɐǝs ɹnoʎ uǝʇsɐℲ

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2 points Glitter_Heels_Rum

This is creepy 😐

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5 points llTeddyFuxpinll

First time in the Uncanny Valley? I read a thought provoking comment once that said "It's a little strange that mankind has an innate, instinctual fear of a humanoid figure that looks human but isnt."

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3 points Glitter_Heels_Rum

Yep, first time here. And I love your response.

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2 points sgtcatscan

GTA NPC 🤣😂🤣

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2 points Ok_Survey_4058

It's made by Bethesda

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1 points llTeddyFuxpinll

Thebesda

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2 points llahlahkje

Right in the uncanniest of valleys.

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2 points [deleted]

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1 points llTeddyFuxpinll

Hence the title 🖖🏻

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2 points Chiryou

Looks the same as the Total Recall taxi driver

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5 points llTeddyFuxpinll

Johnny Cab

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1 points Junior_Country2457

get'n there ..

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1 points woodwog

Why? Does the Zuck need other machines to relate to?

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1 points meanwhileinrice

Man, John Cusack's got range.

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1 points SwedishLenn

Me after the rave trying to act normal.

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1 points crknneckscshingcheks

Deuce Bigalow 3 is going to be nuts!

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1 points already-taken-wtf

Being completely drunk is an emotion now???

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1 points trouser_mouse

Look at young Mike Stoklasa BAP BAP BAAAP

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1 points roundart

pretty much nailed it

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1 points RichLather

Rare behind the scenes footage of Vivek Ramaswamy.

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1 points Promoting-Smiles

I make to see faces in all my meetings lol

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1 points ManyaraImpala

How does it know what my sex face looks like?

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1 points sik_dik

Zuckerberg doing this so he can practice mimicking it in front of a mirror

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1 points Lemurguy89

Synths have arrived

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1 points Deepcrows

Lin Manuel Miranda looks rough

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1 points FriedRamen13

More genuine expressions than Zuckerberg

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1 points Duodecaquark

*expressions

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1 points ferris_crueller

Did they base these expressions on Make a Sim from Sims 2.

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1 points Altruistic-Earth-513

James Woods bot.

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1 points PatientToe12345

A lot of these ticks and movements remind me of Trump.

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1 points Gaydolf-Litler

The fentanyl bot

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1 points ecksdog

Looks like a teenager when you ask them to do something.

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1 points Sir_KunCidado

Well, it does replicate Monday morning's emotions at least.

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1 points stealthboy_111

Elon musk got an upgrade

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1 points robotortoise

This is actually SUPER impressive. It looks goofy but it's supposed to! It's a test!

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