Worst thing I've seen today

164 points beedlund

Technically I think it was the bread that was "shitty" there

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70 points DogsOnWeed

Stale bread

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170 points CrazyPlatypus42

Only shitty user. Those machines are made to cut fresh bread, not flour bricks.

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31 points CoMaestro

You can see the cuts were made very well even, the part that isn't cut has perfect lines everytime

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62 points dom618

Its a crouton machine apparently.

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4 points Takenabe

I can actually see that being a good reason to do this. Croutons or stuffing.

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33 points Primsun

Don't use hammer on a screw.

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8 points Gaydolf-Litler

I would like to introduce you to the scrail

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5 points recumbent_mike

And the hamdriver. (Or scrammer).

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2 points Gaydolf-Litler

https://www.beck-fastening.com/en/products/fasteners/scrail-nail-screw-fasteners~pc2379?filter[3079][min]=0

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13 points cyborgsnails

Working perfectly. The lead engineer is a duck.

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3 points radioben

The rare time this isn’t an autocorrect fail.

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3 points NoisyGog

Is it trying to chop the bread instead of sawing it?

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1 points CrazyPlatypus42

No, it's sawing, it's just pretty fast so you don't see the blade turning

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3 points BlueLegion

To shreds, you say?

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3 points cachemonies

Croutons!

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5 points phayke2

That bread slicer looks bigger than a refrigerator.

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1 points ReyRey5280

Well, the biggest thing used to be your mom, then sliced bread came along. ^{^I’ll} ^{^see} ^{^myself} ^{^out}

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1 points ohmslaw54321

The crouton-matic 5000

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1 points Available_Sea3456

Look how they massacred my boy

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1 points tyrefire2001

A duck made this machine

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1 points jamescb819

Maybe it was the breads fault.

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1 points Ok-Jellyfish-4654

next time don't press the smoothie button...

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-1 points greenagainn

Gluten free, I see

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-1 points NovaCultMusic

“But bro, just IMAGINE where AI will be next year”

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-2 points Axolotljackbox

Can’t even slice bread correctly.

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