I can't eat raw vegetables anymore because of an autoimmune disease. If I could choose one food on earth to eat without consequences, I'm genuinely serious I'd just eat a bowl of raw tomatoes and lettuce. No salad dressing or toppings, just that. I crave it so much now.
I'm well enough emotionally that I don't feel the need to insult random people on the internet for having opinions i don't share. Thank you for your concern all the same.
I had a discussion at work about "getting hit on as a dude" and basically most guys don't get hit on, or so they think. When I asked if they would act on a girl allowing interest in them, they mostly said yes. It turns out, most guys I know who don't cheat simply don't think they have the opportunity. I was shocked
I think that just means a lot of guys are shitty then because he tells the truth. Most guys don't cheat simply because they don't have the opportunity to.
There is zero reason to assume that your shitty friends are representative of the supposed moral failures of "most guys." I've had the opportunity to cheat on a girlfriend and I've also had multiple opportunities for sex with girls who already had partners. I've turned down all of it and I refuse to believe I'm uniquely righteous or whatever. Anyone can make the right choice.
There is zero reason to assume that your shitty friends are representative of the supposed moral failures of "most guys."
There is zero reason to assume that you, Mr. High snd mighty, would remain faithful when you have no temptations to begin with. Same is true for most guys. If you lack the drive or the opportunity, you can't flex it as some sort of virtue.
I've had the opportunity to cheat on a girlfriend and I've also had multiple opportunities for sex with girls who already had partners. I've turned down all of it and I refuse to believe I'm uniquely righteous or whatever.
I literally just told you about very real temptations that I had, but turned down. Again, you are pretending that your very limited experience is generalize-able to "most guys" and I reject that premise because I'm not high and mighty. I don't think I'm better than "most men." I think "most men" are better than you're saying they are.
I think there is a sharp divide in personal morals and it isn't gendered. Some people like you and I won't cheat because we don't like the idea of betraying the trust of our partner. Others cannot see the issue with it if they don't get caught. In my opinion, it doesn't matter if you get caught because you've betrayed your own trust by betraying those who trust you
Yes, better looking than all the women he is distracted by like Christy Brinkley and the gal selling underwear in the Christmas Vacation movies. I don’t see it.
Everyone wants what they don’t have
Well said - even if you eat a porterhouse every night that tomahawk starts calling your name.
I can't eat raw vegetables anymore because of an autoimmune disease. If I could choose one food on earth to eat without consequences, I'm genuinely serious I'd just eat a bowl of raw tomatoes and lettuce. No salad dressing or toppings, just that. I crave it so much now.
Tbf it was Christie Brinkley.
https://preview.redd.it/i6kh7g7oq1ag1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36933c2ce1bf458143b51c9daeba1357add44546
Best part. That girl eventually married Gerry Gergich.
Oh Larry
That man has the largest penis I’ve ever seen, I don’t even know if he has mumps because I was distracted by the largest penis I have ever seen.
She is one lucky woman.
Also
https://preview.redd.it/jwjtr73cj2ag1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f2374a6a2023517b2c63805286b336b325f3685
You can barely see the line.
You think men cheat on their wives because the other woman is prettier?
That's usually not the reason. My opinion.
I watched all four of these movies while in holding at a psychiatric hospital for suicidal ideation
When I was in a psychiatric hospital we watched the Simpsons lol
We watched football. It was a bad idea.
Are they trying to get people to kill themselves? These movies are dreadful.
The Vacation movies are national treasures you shut your mouth
That made me🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im going to hell for this
You sound like a patient
I'm well enough emotionally that I don't feel the need to insult random people on the internet for having opinions i don't share. Thank you for your concern all the same.
Can’t take a joke can ya? No wonder you hate the movies
Being attracted to 80's Christie Brinkley in a Ferrari. What WAS he thinking?
It's Chevy Chase, yeah not a great guy
He's streets ahead of you.
I had a discussion at work about "getting hit on as a dude" and basically most guys don't get hit on, or so they think. When I asked if they would act on a girl allowing interest in them, they mostly said yes. It turns out, most guys I know who don't cheat simply don't think they have the opportunity. I was shocked
Chris Rock once said "men are as faithful as their options" and it's been stuck in my head since. Incredibly accurate.
Dirt bags, maybe. That goes for both genders imo
I get hit on and checked out constantly and haven't cheated yet. It isn't for lack of options
I think you just know some shitty guys.
I mean, yeah, sounds like it. Dudes out here making me feel like a saint for not cheating once in my 40 years. It’s really not that hard.
You must not get a lot of opportunities
Nah, I’m just not a piece of shit.
Me neither. But I'm also fat and ugly and lucky to have found a date to begin with so I don't have to worry about cheating
Same way I don't have to worry about losing the super bowl
Lol, same. 18 years coming up and i haven't cheated. I get hit on all the time, too, so....
I think that just means a lot of guys are shitty then because he tells the truth. Most guys don't cheat simply because they don't have the opportunity to.
There is zero reason to assume that your shitty friends are representative of the supposed moral failures of "most guys." I've had the opportunity to cheat on a girlfriend and I've also had multiple opportunities for sex with girls who already had partners. I've turned down all of it and I refuse to believe I'm uniquely righteous or whatever. Anyone can make the right choice.
There is zero reason to assume that you, Mr. High snd mighty, would remain faithful when you have no temptations to begin with. Same is true for most guys. If you lack the drive or the opportunity, you can't flex it as some sort of virtue.
Good for you. This isn't true for most guys.
True. Some find it harder rhan others though
I literally just told you about very real temptations that I had, but turned down. Again, you are pretending that your very limited experience is generalize-able to "most guys" and I reject that premise because I'm not high and mighty. I don't think I'm better than "most men." I think "most men" are better than you're saying they are.
I think there is a sharp divide in personal morals and it isn't gendered. Some people like you and I won't cheat because we don't like the idea of betraying the trust of our partner. Others cannot see the issue with it if they don't get caught. In my opinion, it doesn't matter if you get caught because you've betrayed your own trust by betraying those who trust you
Exactly. Even if my partner never knows that I did something behind her back, I would know and that's more than bad enough.
Surprised he didn’t want that Dreyfussy
https://preview.redd.it/fkapj8g772ag1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beae3a406a0bc935df10aef8a9b6ae95a9e67411
The grass is greener on the other side .....is what he thought
Beverly D'Angelo's boobs are stellar in Christmas Vacation
Well tbh cheating isn't about getting the hottest wife
To be fair… Clark is a dumbass
"Did you bring a saw?"
She is ‘meh’ to me TBH. I hear she is not a pleasant person.
I keep seeing this meme…. Is she supposed to be hot or something?
Yes, better looking than all the women he is distracted by like Christy Brinkley and the gal selling underwear in the Christmas Vacation movies. I don’t see it.
I know, how ridiculous.
I did NOT know he was wearing Yves Saint Laurent tho
I've seen enough. Chevy chase must be punished
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/1pvs1lo/in_national_lampoons_christmas_vacation_1989/
original.
I just chalked it up to Clark being an asshole.
Or Chevy Chase being an asshole.
Reason why I absolutely loathed this movie
Al Pacino's baby mama