In Thomas and Friends, Arthur's way is blocked by a rock, and someone attempts moving it with jam. This is fucking stupid because jam does not move rocks.

193 points Yurus

They really gotta pump up that jam

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40 points MapleSyrupAddict2006

Pump it up

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9 points SirKazum

While your feet are stompin'

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52 points DarkTorus

Technotronic got their name by combining the word “techno” meaning a sort of dance music, and “tronic” meaning “tronic”.

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32 points CrimsonKobold

""Pump up the Jams" is an anagram for "Jam up the Pump".

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0 points Le_Fedora_Cate

No it's fucking not

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17 points -NGC-6302-

cunk

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10 points Flat-Guarantee-7946

Philomenar?

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7 points -NGC-6302-

Single-word rhoticization? Fascinating.

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6 points TheUglytool

Big if true.

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427 points SiXSNachoz

And that's how the trains found themselves in a jam.

I'll see myself out.

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44 points 365BlobbyGirl

Paul Wellers absolutely steaming

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16 points theflamingheads

The trains world had been rocked.

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9 points -NGC-6302-

...raspberry. Only one man would give me the raspberry!

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8 points Spookyduck21new

LONESTAR!-

Camers boink

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1 points Jetsam1

I chose to read this in Ringo Star’s voice.

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77 points Daring_Scout1917

Well, you would certainly need a lot more of it anyways.

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19 points LetterheadSpecial337

And that’s just to motivate the ants

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65 points Unstoppable_Cheeks

Theres only one man that would try to move my rock with jam.... LONESTAR

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14 points Leesol9ty

He's the only one to dare use raspberry

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58 points Grimmrat

im 100% sure this entire plot point arose because they realized whatever they had actually intended to use as lubricant wasn’t on set so they just grabbed some jam from the fridge

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56 points Marshlols

I want to see more posts like this and not a bunch of shit posts about avatar and stranger things

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17 points DungeonsAndDradis

Be the change you wish to see in the world - Dolly Llama -Micheal Scott

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11 points voivoivoi183

Not with that attitude.

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11 points FunnyHappyStudiosYT

Wasn’t this just a lame ass DVD bonus features game?

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3 points Micro_Pinny_360

Still fucking hilarious

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8 points tigerseye88

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9 points This_Elk_1460

This looks like the aftermath of someone picking the wrong answer to the trolley problem

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1 points ArmedParaiba

It was an intentional sacrifice.

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9 points Nir117vash

You know the difference between jelly and jam?

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9 points TurtleSandwich0

Can you explain the difference to me using a pineapple?

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2 points Nir117vash

Sorry that was mean lol

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6 points TurtleSandwich0

I thought it was funny.

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2 points SirKazum

I've never had a jelly on my face

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1 points DoctorDepravo

Yeah, jam don’t shake like that. MROWR.

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2 points Macroplanet_

my hungry ass thought that was ice cream

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4 points CatmanTheGoat39

Found this from the r/thomasthetankengine subreddit

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1 points Moze4ever

There’s only man who would dare give him a raspberry. LONESTAR!!!

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1 points pleasant-obsession

Sounds like you're a diesel

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1 points donotgotoroom237

Not with that attitude.

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1 points TwoFit3921

Wtf are we ttteposting

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0 points gilamasan_reddit

Not with that attitude!

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0 points Ad0ring-fan

Not with that attitude.

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Camers boink