Nobody wanted to buy it even after I cleaned it up so I took matters into my own hands. A fresh paint job with only the finest of spray paint, and of course the wheels from my daily driver. They literally cost more than the car! Everyone riding in this thing loves it (the ant infestation that I never found the source of). I unfortunately could not interview any of them for comments.

I think I’ve desensitized everyone in my town as they barely look at, or notice my eyesores driving around anymore.