This doesn't make me sad anymore because Bender's Big Score changed the timeline and now Seymour got to spend the rest of his life with Lars. It has a happy ending!
Lmao you’re good bro. Reddit is literally the king of finding an issue out of any fucking things you’d think some of these people maneuvered the world in a quarantine bubble.
So 99% of people not put their pizza boxes on their stoves? The last like the only place big enough for them, and they don't take up counter space. Are there really many fires from this?
No, redditors are just terminally online so they make everything here sound life-or-death. The heat coming out of the vent even if it was pressed right up against the stove is not even close to high enough to ignite cardboard (yes, reddit, even grease-soaked cardboard. that doesn't decrease the autoignition temperature, just increases burn rate). Though I'd never put anything plastic near the vent while using the oven.
I've always done it on gas stoves as well. Just never would think it would just go off by itself and ignite something! And I only have it up there while eating basically, and then toss the boxes after leftovers are packed up
I put my pizza boxes on the stove still even after setting one on fire, I was warning against it because it seemed like they were actively using the oven with a pizza box on top, which is definitely a hazard.
Yes that would def not be smart haha. Though this recipe I guess is no bake? Using a torch directly over the card is another discussion.... Lol though u are there to put it out at least in that case
We took two bread loaf pans lined with saran wrap and filled them with ice cream layered neapolitan-style. Then we dumped out the ice cream into a long rectangle. I made a fuckton of homemade marshmallow creme (came out good but too gloopy) and did my best to spread it over the ice cream with a spatula, even though the ice cream was already starting to melt. The fluff is nothing fancy, I just added a little red food coloring because obviously an Alaskan bull worm is big and scary and pink. Then I used a culinary torch to toast the marshmallow topping and make the face.
I had no idea what an alaskan bull worm is meant to look like, so I went to Google. I was going to share a pic I found in case anyone else wasn't aware either but the sub won't let me. Here's a gif of it chasing spongebob instead.
OP, I think yours is probably close to what it would look like if it was taken out of the sea & dried out. Lol
Actually for the Chum Bucket i made a vegetarian buffalo bean dip, which came out great! I mean it also looked disgusting but it was supposed to and it was delicious.
OH! I didn't even put together that it's a baked alaska (I just realized the caption said "alaska bull worm" and not Alaskan lol (I also don't know what a baked alaska looks like tbh Ive only ever heard it but I hadnt seen one)
I've done toasted marshmallow creme plenty of times before and it usually turns out pretty good! I've done it as a hot chocolate topping, on brownies, I've made s'mores icebox cake. It's delicious and usually impresses people.
Oh wow, that looks like the Bull Worm got tired of chasing SpongeBob and decided to haunt your kitchen instead. Honestly, it’s the perfect Halloween dessert — creepy, a little gooey, and definitely something you don’t want staring at you at 3 AM! Bonus points for the unexpected horror vibe in a birthday party. 😂
Looks like you melted a terrier.
that’s exactly what i saw !!!
Don’t
Saddest Futurama episode by far.
Yeah that show made me cry twice and that was the first. Rude.
Was the second time with the 7 Leaf Clover?
No it had to do with that musical instrument Fry tried playing.
Not "The Sting"?
Yes
This doesn't make me sad anymore because Bender's Big Score changed the timeline and now Seymour got to spend the rest of his life with Lars. It has a happy ending!
Yay!!!!
First of all, how dare you
No
Why you gotta do this to me?
Too soon.
Looks like my grandma’s Lhasa Apso
I was looking for a breed.
RIP Toto 😔
Or microwaved that terrier
What movie is this from? It looks familiar.
Terms of Endearment
Jeff Daniels looked so different in the 80s.
Damn celebs and their plastic surgery. He used to be so handsome. I mean, look at that gif.
My favorite version
Looks like Seth Brundle is having a really bad day in 1986s "The Fly".
That’s a brundlefly!
The Fly
Did it scream "Please kill me"?
I could hear it through the photo
"Allow me to die... please father".
I need your help. You have to kill me
This makes me uncomfortable
Why is it... silently screaming and staring at me
I SHOULD NOT BE
Put it in the freezer just Incase you're invited to a party themed on John Carpenter's The Thing
You know what, given this is probably the first time you've ever made something like this:
Good Job!
Also please get the disinfecting wipes off the stove.
TBF they’re on a pizza box, which should come off the stove.
Point taken! It was a big party with lots of food and there was limited counter space, something had to go on top of the stove.
Lmao you’re good bro. Reddit is literally the king of finding an issue out of any fucking things you’d think some of these people maneuvered the world in a quarantine bubble.
To be fair the pizza box provided the perfect disposable surface to capture the overflow from your thoughtful monstrosity.
We all set stuff on the stove from time to time. I’ve been trying to be more mindful not to do it, but it happens!
I know I'm bad about this. My small ass kitchen, the stove is the only counter space. Haven't really started any fires yet
It might be, depending how intentional the stove being turned on is.
And the pizza box. I started a fire in my first apartment like that!
At first I read your comment as “I started my first apartment fire like that” and I was very worried for you!
I hope the fire didn’t do too much damage.
Just smoke damage and a melted plastic cabinet handle, nothing too severe.
So 99% of people not put their pizza boxes on their stoves? The last like the only place big enough for them, and they don't take up counter space. Are there really many fires from this?
No, redditors are just terminally online so they make everything here sound life-or-death. The heat coming out of the vent even if it was pressed right up against the stove is not even close to high enough to ignite cardboard (yes, reddit, even grease-soaked cardboard. that doesn't decrease the autoignition temperature, just increases burn rate). Though I'd never put anything plastic near the vent while using the oven.
I don’t but I have a gas stove. There’s child locks on every knob, but I still never place anything on my stove that has the potential to burn
I've always done it on gas stoves as well. Just never would think it would just go off by itself and ignite something! And I only have it up there while eating basically, and then toss the boxes after leftovers are packed up
Yeah I think there's a big difference between that and just having cardboard piled on the stovetop 24/7 because you're too lazy to throw it out.
I put my pizza boxes on the stove still even after setting one on fire, I was warning against it because it seemed like they were actively using the oven with a pizza box on top, which is definitely a hazard.
Yes that would def not be smart haha. Though this recipe I guess is no bake? Using a torch directly over the card is another discussion.... Lol though u are there to put it out at least in that case
It's a very small culinary torch. It's kind of a glorified cigarette lighter.
I'm def not one to judge that haha
WHAT IS IT MADE OF
We took two bread loaf pans lined with saran wrap and filled them with ice cream layered neapolitan-style. Then we dumped out the ice cream into a long rectangle. I made a fuckton of homemade marshmallow creme (came out good but too gloopy) and did my best to spread it over the ice cream with a spatula, even though the ice cream was already starting to melt. The fluff is nothing fancy, I just added a little red food coloring because obviously an Alaskan bull worm is big and scary and pink. Then I used a culinary torch to toast the marshmallow topping and make the face.
I now perfectly understand how you ended up with that monstrosity. I would absolutely try it.
Oh god I didn’t even see the face…..why?
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The saran wrap was just to make it easy to remove the ice cream from the loaf pans. It was discarded afterwards.
MUSCLE MAN'S MOM!
I need a detailed explanation.
Gotta save that recipe for your next The Thing-themed party.
What the hell kind of Ghostbusters ghoul is that???!!!
It reminds me of the cursed cakes from those SNL sketches.
LMAO
"Kill...me..."
Congrats! You birthed a new life form!
Definitely got the monstrous part of the Alaskan Bull Worm down!
gotta whip that meringue a bit more.
Maybe I was too paranoid about over-whipping with my electric mixer, it has an absurdly powerful minimum setting. The peaks looked stiff!
You can also try browning the top with a torch instead of broiling, keeps the heat away better. In any case I'm sure it still tastes good!
I did use a torch, that is how I made its awful little face.
He said its marshmallow creme. Not meringue.
Not a lot of difference here. I used this marshmallow frosting recipe which is basically a meringue: https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/homemade-marshmallow-creme/
I had no idea what an alaskan bull worm is meant to look like, so I went to Google. I was going to share a pic I found in case anyone else wasn't aware either but the sub won't let me. Here's a gif of it chasing spongebob instead.
OP, I think yours is probably close to what it would look like if it was taken out of the sea & dried out. Lol
Just tell everyone it's the appetizer.
HA i'm sending this joke to the host
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MELTING DOG 😭
Looks like a horrific zombie
That is hideous and I love it
Yknow what. As somebody raised on spongebob as well, I’m sure they’ll love it.
I'm ashamed to admit that it still looks delicious to me and I want some
I mean it's hard to go wrong with ice cream and a toasted marshmallow topping no matter how it looks.
Looks like chum, straight from the Chum Bucket.
Actually for the Chum Bucket i made a vegetarian buffalo bean dip, which came out great! I mean it also looked disgusting but it was supposed to and it was delicious.
This food is haunted yet still alive
Looks good if you were going for "Alaskan Bull Worm right after it falls off the cliff and smashes Bikini Bottom".
"Owwwwwwwwch"
It really is Big, Scary and Pink
So's Patrick's belly button, but I ain't afraid of that neither
IT’S BIG
SCARY
AND PINK
Looks like the terrain texture in a ps1 game set on mars
The spice! The spice!
Guild Navigators be like
I want to touch it
Yikes r/cakefails
Outcome aside I absolutely love this idea
Thanks! I've never made a baked alaska before but when I thought of the pun it was too good not to at least try.
OH! I didn't even put together that it's a baked alaska (I just realized the caption said "alaska bull worm" and not Alaskan lol (I also don't know what a baked alaska looks like tbh Ive only ever heard it but I hadnt seen one)
Sad Shai-Hulud.
It looks like you cooked an actual Alaskan Bull worm, I’ll give you that.
It looks like a child's corpse covered in a dirty blanket
REmake 2 burger
You accidentally made the appetizer
Im certain if you ate it, it wont haunt you, but it may very well cause some harm one way or another.
Looks like one of the creatures from The Thing
holy shit
Looks like a burnt wad of bubblegum.
It’s the appetizer!!! https://youtu.be/z9ZO3V7-OPw?si=xuYA2LEG-y69K7NG
I love him
DEAR GOD
Please tell me you took a before picture.
This IS the before picture
It looks like it’s been cooked. The end looks a little burnt. Well can you post the after?
What did it look like when it was cut open?
It looked like ice cream. It's just ice cream inside.
Oh I thought it was a cake. I is sun downing apparently.
If you left it in a room with just me and a spoon, I would have just shame-ate the whole thing.
It’s baked alright
Why didn’t you just use pink frosting and stick some marshmallows on top and burn that 😭😭
I've done toasted marshmallow creme plenty of times before and it usually turns out pretty good! I've done it as a hot chocolate topping, on brownies, I've made s'mores icebox cake. It's delicious and usually impresses people.
i did not expect you to reply lol! well you sound like a great baker!! Even though looks visually a bit scary was it yummy??
Yes, appearances aside it is hard to go wrong with ice cream and toasted marshmallow topping.
Okay there Sandy Cheeks
you forgot to render the model first, no big deal
I know macro plastic when I see it
chucky lmao
i dont think the disinfectant wipes are gonna help with this one...
Don’t worry man, food of all types fits in SpongeBob.
This is what AM turned Ted into
This is really going to shake up the "Shittiest Baked" category this year.
The Maker is displeased with you
What the fuck
looks like something out frome the movie ''The Thing''
It reminds me of Tremors!
What a terrible day to have eyes
I have no mouth but I must scream
I can tell you guys went with pizza instead.
Ouuuuuuch
"I have no mouth and I must scream."
Directed by John Carpenter.
I think it looks good
I applaud the intent.
I am... concerned. At the result.
It looks so sad :(
I have no idea what this is, but it looks kind of good to me.
Before I even saw your title I wondered what crawled out of the ocean😆
I have nothing witty to say, but you should know I cannot stop laughing! 😭
So...how did it taste?
Brilliant. 👏
Ted….dear god
AND IT WAS ALL WIGGLYYY
Reminded me of that rainbow dash my little pony incident
You cooking up the Thing?
I'm sorry the pink makes it look....meaty😟
Owwwwch
Reminds me of Miggy.
Did it taste ok?
why did you kill it?
it looks like it’s in pain
This legit looks like body horror. Like “The Substance”.
Bless you - this has made my day! I bet he was still tasty 🪱
What in the Silent Hill is that?
RETURN THE SLAB!
this looks something you’d find in a creepypasta
Oh wow, that looks like the Bull Worm got tired of chasing SpongeBob and decided to haunt your kitchen instead. Honestly, it’s the perfect Halloween dessert — creepy, a little gooey, and definitely something you don’t want staring at you at 3 AM! Bonus points for the unexpected horror vibe in a birthday party. 😂