That fucking bird that I hate
  • 1480 points user-nt

    Big bird

    5 ton iron hammer flung at your head? A mild headache

    Gravity? You're done buddy

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    437 points Then_Tune_6575

    no creature in the land of miyazaki can survive gravity.

    miyazaki himself is the only known recorded being who can tank gravity

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    61 points BecauseSeven8Nein

    Not even the ones with wings.

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    21 points Bruschetta003

    Nightfarers are high multiversal because they can survive fall damage

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    7 points AceMKV

    Accurate considering they can kill a god who literally rips apart reality

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    2 points Secrxt

    Except when they can't. 

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    80 points pandadogunited

    Minor grammatical error? To the pits with ye.

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    71 points user-nt

    https://i.redd.it/ddd32agwiu6g1.gif

    Not my native language, can you tell what I did wrong so I can learn?

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    124 points unknowntheme

    Instead of "You're done buddy" it should be "You can finish inside, buddy", just something native English speakers say

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    34 points DrMatter

    r/foundsatan

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    46 points user-nt

    https://i.redd.it/dikp32qmku6g1.gif

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    9 points Appropriate_Bill8244

    daddy* not buddy

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    1 points HalostheFrog

    Eyooo

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    19 points pandadogunited

    As a rule of thumb, if an adjective is before the noun it shouldn’t be pluralized even if there are multiple of it. In this case, tons should be ton even though there are five tons. If you instead had tons after the noun, say “A hammer weighing five tons,” tons would be correct.

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    16 points user-nt

    I was confused whether it was ton or tons, so i went with my own language laws and hoped it was the same, thank you for teaching me!

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    6 points Mediocre-Oil2052

    Only thing I see is plural ton, should be 5 ton I think.

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    3 points CharaUchiha

    bird dying from fall damage like fish dying drowned...💔😔

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  • 279 points guru2764

    New favorite video

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  • 216 points Appropriate_Bill8244

    Bro, that's like the one birb i don't hate, since he never attacked me

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    131 points Appropriate-Crab-514

    Never got St. Trina's sword I see, he's puppyguarding the stonesword imp statue.

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    41 points Appropriate_Bill8244

    Nop, is it good?

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    129 points Fearzone7

    No.

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    57 points Appropriate-Crab-514

    For killing Godskin Nobles, yes

    Everything else in the game? No

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    36 points PainintheUlna

    There's also a direct upgrade in the DLC's stone coffin fissure that does even better against Godskins

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    23 points Thedepressionoftrees

    And it's also still not good lol

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    2 points PokTux

    But it's cool as fuck tho

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    1 points archaicScrivener

    thank you for reminding me i want to cheat in that sword and thiollier's needle some time and be the lands between's greatest anaetheticist

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    2 points frunk47

    It’s amazing early game

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  • 81 points TB3300

    This weapon is always a peak comedy choice.

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  • 94 points RunsaberSR

    Hahaha.

    Get Kirkhammer'd bozo.

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  • 118 points Imp0ssibleBagel

    WTF there's a throwing hammer!? Can you dual wield!?

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    166 points JEWCIFERx

    It’s a Smithscript weapon from the DLC. You find a few of them by exploring specific caves.

    Yes you can duel wield them, but the attack that throws is a charged heavy attack so you can’t throw two at once.

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    107 points EJX-a

    ... you can't throw two at once.

    Fucking bullshit is what i say.

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    25 points SurotaOnishi

    Well the Cirques exist so.

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  • 31 points Standard-Arachnid411

    Whimsy

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  • 51 points BiggieCheeseLapDog

    How is it only now I find out there’s a giant fuck you throwing hammer in this game?

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    88 points e_0

    https://preview.redd.it/5yjlisbdyu6g1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dcae9b582cd91b75d493f1f36df386371ae98d0

    I had to unfortunately visit Fextralife for this, so you owe me big time.

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  • 17 points Ziggurat1000

    I thought that specific bird was an NPC the first time I played ER.

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    19 points EC36339

    It is, though. Haven't you heard?

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    12 points SplinteredMoist

    its the John Bird himself

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  • 17 points LuigiRevolution

    shittydarksouls is so back

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  • 14 points Far-Try5352

    Its a good thing that bird doesn't have wings

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    1 points HalostheFrog

    🤣

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  • 12 points Czarcasm3

    God I love ansbach’s set

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  • 10 points Secure-Stick-4679

    https://preview.redd.it/7o9qw3q5lx6g1.jpeg?width=1993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607dc74677b2e80e86308ed5b26528c54d5033fb

    DAMN!!!!!

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  • 8 points Shade00000

    Everyone liked that

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  • 6 points Sability

    https://preview.redd.it/v5dip2oo7w6g1.png?width=339&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3b05b1bcb2b5dba89fe7f6e5bf4588491298639

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  • 11 points Falkaane

    Killing birds with hammers is supposed to be fantasy now?

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    10 points SepiaAlbinauric

    What you have been killing were surveillance cameras made by the government

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  • 5 points Skim_Bibble

    Funny made me laugh 😃

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    1 points Digsuid

    Accidentally clicked on your profile on public transport. Wasn't ready for that, I don't think the guy behind me was ready for fnaf porn either.

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    1 points Skim_Bibble

    Teehee

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  • 3 points yzaj

    Welcome back to soup!

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  • 2 points SephirothTheGreat

    Absolutely badass and hilarious way of killing a despicable enemy, wonderful stuff

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  • 1 points D00MSD2YZ

    what's the outfit?

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    2 points Czarcasm3

    Ansbachs chest I think

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  • 1 points Longjumping-Hope-167

    Tnx for the laugh. Cheers

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  • 1 points Dorko69

    u/savevideo

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    1 points SaveVideo

    View link

    Info | Feedback | Donate | DMCA | reddit video downloader | twitter video downloader

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  • 1 points Mostly_Irish

    https://preview.redd.it/t2gjof3bkv6g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b503ed018beb443e7f92d220ce91450c18da9de6

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  • 1 points king_bungus

    get his asss

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  • 1 points Lunas_87

    Shocked there aren’t more people acknowledging the title. Such a good reference.

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    1 points SaintAkira666

    dashie my goat

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  • 1 points marenello1159

    unfathomably based

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  • 1 points Ibshredz

    Can someone edit in the river warden from TikTok?

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  • 1 points QW3RTYPOUNC3S

    fuckass bird smh get his ass

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  • 1 points just-a-guy-40

    You look good

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  • 1 points Background_Room_2482

    What game is this?

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    1 points gimmeecoffee420

    Elden Ring

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  • 1 points Background_Room_2482

    I so wanna tatumakisempukirkhammer a mf!!!!

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  • 1 points UkuleleAversion

    Hell yeah brother.

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  • 1 points No_Public_7699

    Amazing.

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  • 1 points 0zone247

    BOOW HEDDSHOTT

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  • 1 points Crisocola95

    That will teach him a lesson

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  • 1 points Forgotten_Eons

    Perfection

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  • 1 points TakaThe1UP

    Probably the most satisfying thing I'll see today

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  • 1 points Lou_Papas

    I thought that was Bloodborne for a sec

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  • 1 points adadizzle_j

    Where can I get that hammer? Nightreign?

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  • 1 points BorisSto

    Как игрушка называется?

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  • 1 points Annual-Abrocoma3060

    Nothing escapes the Laws of Physics.

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  • 1 points cloudcreeek

    If it only had wings...

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  • 1 points PondCrusaider

    That bird is kinda stupid

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  • 1 points KamiNiko

    Tinkaton when it sees a Corvinknight

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  • 1 points Diesectorit_Fae

    This is a Tom and jerry skit if I've ever seen one

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  • 1 points CommandoGrump

    Why was this video so satisfying to me?

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  • 1 points tierd_banana

    Fuck ass bird

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  • 1 points Jaruxius

    it's an absolute how bad the smithscript weapons are

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