Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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i remember this from the offending everybodys video
The early internet was a lawless, beautiful place.
You did not just call 2018 the early internet
I'm assuming the picture is older than the screenshot this post is referencing.
His oldest video is from 2023 btw
The internet was sexy
Internet had big naturals
The world wide wazongas
It was, but this is pretty tame for early internet. Early internet culture was pretty much late stage 4chan.
mid 2000s to early 2010s internet was peak.
I see where your childhood trauma comes from now
Or pregnant, but idiot
Coat hanger
Very soon not pregnant
Pregnant, not pregnant, and abortion
non-asians, got it
R.I.P. Spanish laughing dude.
Early internet humor really said “what if we were offensive and lazy” and called it a day.
I think they were at least more creative, now most of the meme are just some basic shit in a general way
You just don’t have the mental capacity to fully appreciate it
The kind of meme that today would make the HR lady to send you your severance pay by mail
The resolution is the real crime.
More fun times. Back when someone would respond to an offensive joke with another offensive joke aimed back.
Now Internet humour feels like an office with HR constantly watching.
This offends me.
Tough shit love
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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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Somewhere a mathematician just screamed
https://preview.redd.it/y8xehpdg5r6g1.jpeg?width=3804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4406cc9defb13bed06b90d3b1828edb8acb6de9f
6 million ways of stupid, choose one
Six million?
More like 271
There is nothing unhinged here, most milquetoast vanilla shitpost
Show this to your older coworkers
Define older, because I know the young-uns think my 36 year old ass is old. To me, this is pretty milquetoast.
I don’t get it
usual joke that asian kids are smart af
Oh, ok, thanks
np :)
Hehehe he did the thing! The thing from the pfp!
:)
hehe :)
Where funny
This isn't a Shitpost.
It's just a shitty post.