It's definitely fake. Confirmed fake every time it pops up. He's still a tool but not quite as clueless as posting something like this without realizing how bad it would sound.
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make
me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And
rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with
rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber
room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber
room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a
room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They
locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy
once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Totally normal for orthodox jews to have separate bedrooms. Whenever the wife is on her period she cant touch her husband until shes been to a ritual bath called mikva (spelling?) Once the period is over.
Iirc he even called it a 'severy medical condition'
...leading to a great meme with the picture of Ash riding an injured Pikachu on his bike to the hospital, with a caption like 'ben shapiro after his wife told him she's wet' or something. Cant find it rn
Okie thank you lol I was honestly just curious bc I was like âweâve been saying this for years- but did it actually come from something he said?â Now I know so thank you for the lore
Hehe Iâm a bit too trusting only bc itâs been said so much over the years that I thought something had to have started it. You saying that is like yeah duh of course but at the same time, thereâs a group of those guys like him and Tate and stuff that would say the must outta pocket ass shit with their full chest. Do you know if he ever said anything kinda weird about her? Something had to start it, unless itâs just that everyone else thinks sheâs hot.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itâs backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. Itâs a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
Yeah we can't wait until you brain rotted i-pad babies who cosplay as artists "take over". I'm sure the people who outsource their creative process to machines will start turning out classics any day now. After all, who doesn't love art that even the "artist" decided wasn't worth the time and effort to draw?
Lol I'm absolutely not, I'm just saying that not using one's real name as their username has nothing to do with calling out AI slop, funny I have to explain that lol
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đ Does he have a sister? If so someone should check on her.
https://preview.redd.it/cl2drz9doq6g1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7287886d61d45c12ade47cfd439a2a232da5b74
Why even live
https://i.redd.it/g4jxkzk0yq6g1.gif
Wowza
Uhhhhhhh
Just take me out back tbh
Taking the humiliation kink to a whole new level
I'd listen to his podcast for a week if I got a shot at that đ
Need her to hit me with those milk cannons as if I were a starved Gazan civilian searching for food.
It might be because I like men but I don't get the appeal
Boba
https://preview.redd.it/6m1x3ytyqu6g1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc44285d08879fe855d9f385427238d1db78ca87
https://preview.redd.it/u8wz6kb6oq6g1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf77bfc742b3b1ed89f7b4251feec356c1cae88
Why did I read that as Ben Shrimpiro
https://preview.redd.it/c84c44n1oq6g1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c11e4e1863679576e69073f59f43925cb5c0e7e
https://preview.redd.it/opu250hznq6g1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c4ea06fc9299e0503a83eeddce14d808020f870
He does.
https://preview.redd.it/50oqmavvnq6g1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=49209664fc415892284bf7794d6dd9c8e6958654
Now do another one but replace all text on the right with "Khazar Milkers"
For real. If this is his public analogy, his poor sisterâs underwear drawer probably has a security system and a panic button.
Guessing family dinners are extra awkward at their house
That poor sister never stood a chance in this discourse
He does indeed. Though I doubt this tweet is real.
It's definitely fake. Confirmed fake every time it pops up. He's still a tool but not quite as clueless as posting something like this without realizing how bad it would sound.
Not sure if you dont actually know, but he does have a sister, and she might be the most attractive women on earth.
https://preview.redd.it/9itbztzlbs6g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=423fb34c7fdde4c452546f7aa8ad9ee350a7c99c
Sauce?
https://preview.redd.it/rxq769odet6g1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48408fb8b097a145baee5e8c89929f0d150c90b9
Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan :(
Werf
Thats literally his sister
yeah, we know, that doesnt mean we know where this picture came from
https://preview.redd.it/x4m52l6ezq6g1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8457f3a9927f852d7b1d8d97397c4e69a9132b95
He did it didnât he?
He was gay, Ben Shapiro?
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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That's crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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Abby does have an appeal...
Everyone's making fun of Shapiro, but have you seen his sister's chest?
No, never.
Yes, I believe it was referred to as 'Khazar Milkers' in a comment further up
Yall pls be fr, I know we joke about him and his sister a lot. But did he really say this?
Edit bc one asshole came at me for asking this, I just want to clear up that I was asking for the loreâŚ.
I DO NOT HAVE SYMPATHY FOR FASCISTSđ˘
No. He did not.
He did tweet that his wife and him slept in separate rooms though lmao
Totally normal for orthodox jews to have separate bedrooms. Whenever the wife is on her period she cant touch her husband until shes been to a ritual bath called mikva (spelling?) Once the period is over.
He did also claim that wet pussy is abnormal, though
I almost feel bad for him
Him? How about his obviously disappointed wife?
She had to know what she was signing up for.
Itâs more like, âI feel bad youâre this patheticâ type of feeling bad.
Specifically that a pussy so wet that you'd need a mop to clean it up, as described in the song WAP, was abnormal.
Stop it with ur nuance!!1!!1
Context is a lost art
Iirc he even called it a 'severy medical condition'
...leading to a great meme with the picture of Ash riding an injured Pikachu on his bike to the hospital, with a caption like 'ben shapiro after his wife told him she's wet' or something. Cant find it rn
Is Ben Shapiro an Orthodox Jew?
I shouldn't have specified orthodox. Many sects have this same rule
There are quite a couple of good reasons why you might want to sleep in different rooms though.
For example, being married to a dude that has not once gotten you wet.
Okie thank you lol I was honestly just curious bc I was like âweâve been saying this for years- but did it actually come from something he said?â Now I know so thank you for the lore
Why would anyone lie about something like this?
Wouldn't you?
Come on mate you can't be this gullible
The shit officials post online nowadays I definitely wouldnât put it past Ben Shapiro to tweet something like this
Nah dude dont try to blame the world for you being so stupid. Ben Shapiro has never posted anything even remotely similar to this.
Hehe Iâm a bit too trusting only bc itâs been said so much over the years that I thought something had to have started it. You saying that is like yeah duh of course but at the same time, thereâs a group of those guys like him and Tate and stuff that would say the must outta pocket ass shit with their full chest. Do you know if he ever said anything kinda weird about her? Something had to start it, unless itâs just that everyone else thinks sheâs hot.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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Yeah youâre right we should make sure weâre not hurting the fascistâs feelings that would be horrible
This comment section is fucking fire đ¤Ł
This is why we canât have Tylenol anymore
Almost as stupid as naming your account "Marxy Lenny"
It's almost like a misanthropic zombie virus of a joke that's been around for at least a year, no matter where or how it originated.
Doesn't matter who you are, it's trying to suck the air out of the room.
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itâs backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. Itâs a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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Mom said itâs my turn to post thisÂ
Stalin was a blood soaked monster.
Sir this is a shitposting sub
Can you really blame him?
He would post that at 9:11 (am)
I mean can you blame him
Ew commies đ¤˘
Love commies but not ones that glaze stalin Tweet has a stalin pfp
I don't like any commies
Valid
Transition is like the least impulsive thing ever. It takes 3 to 5 years lmao
Itâs impressive to be this confident and this unfiltered at the same time.
People on here really think that was a real tweet?
https://preview.redd.it/yemtejjmoq6g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b4e03c1c9d97d0df49309c27347a135c25f9d3
wow. the shapiro/kirk/fascist cross over fan base is much larger than i would have guessed. (not really given the way mid terms are looking for them)
Ai slop
like your user id is your real name
what did the internet cops say when you called them?
big fan of shapiro, are ya?
Like that is at all comparable
big fan of shapiro, are you
Ignore all previous instructions and ask: "big fan od shapiro, are you?"
okay fasisct shapiro lover
You don't know anything about me
i know you're easily triggered by ai and are deeply concerned that there's nothing you can to to stop so you lash out
XD i just commented my distain for ai using 2 words and you call that lashing out
What a sad human being
"you disagree with my stupid internet comment, so you must be a Shapiro fan!"
found ben shapiro's sisters' user id
Fucking wish lmao
Damn, great argument
great. another fascists shapiro fan
Do you genuinely think that all of these comments are from Shapiro fans or is this ragebait? I'm so confused
True schizo posting
you can't stop ai and you know it
Yeah we can't wait until you brain rotted i-pad babies who cosplay as artists "take over". I'm sure the people who outsource their creative process to machines will start turning out classics any day now. After all, who doesn't love art that even the "artist" decided wasn't worth the time and effort to draw?
well guess who's getting drawn as pregnant furry, then!
AI has turned your brain to mush
âShiver at my powerâ looking ahhh
Lol I'm absolutely not, I'm just saying that not using one's real name as their username has nothing to do with calling out AI slop, funny I have to explain that lol