I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
I always wonder if this number is artificially inflated because we use BMI in the US, so people with excess muscle are also considered overweight.
We definitely have a nutrition problem, with calorie dense foods commonly being cheaper than healthier alternatives (and the sheer amount of people that eat out for every meal because they dont know how to cook), but I'd be willing to bet the percentage would drop by at least 10 if we used a better system like body fat percentage.
Yeah but the “lots” you’ve seen is less than one percent of the American population. Linemen in the NFL are in a regime to stay heavy with muscles built under. Most here in America are just heavy with no muscle
This is a wild over exaggeration. Always blows my mind that foreigners think we're that fat. Just spend a day in America walking around in public. You're not going to see %80 of the people being overweight. That's ridiculous.
No its isnt. I am a scientist and its 74% according to the CDC or was 2018. by extrapolation based on previous development from 2000, its almost 80% now
Yes, it is an over exaggeration. I don't care what you think your data shows. %80 of the people I see daily are not fat. That's it. End of story. Unless the requirement for being overweight is ridiculously low, then I reject the idea that %80 of Americans are overweight. Thank you for your opinion though.
Kinda yea. Running is just walking fast and spriting is running fast. It's not really special or anything but thats what it is. If you run slow, you are still running.
Iirc parkour is defined as getting from A to B in an efficient way. You can just run in a straight line, and it would count as parkour technically.
Freerunning is getting from A to B in a fancy way / doing tricks.
Ultimately both fall under the parkour umbrella, but this guy is simply training.
The idea back in the day was that parkour is about getting to your destination as fast as possible using only your body. But since doing that would require climbing fences and shit, traceurs needed to practice doing that.
At some point practicing getting over obstacles looked kinda cool to some people so they decided to ditch the whole getting somewhere fast ideology and decided to make what used to be practice the main course. That's how free running was born, which is all about doing those slick moves.
May not be too accurate since I was into this whole thing when I was like 12 and watched a shit ton of David Belle movies.
He does multiple special moves though. The two ways he moves to pass the walls, and the jump. Those are the kind of moves you practise for parkour, and he does it smoothly, so clearly it is practised.
I think its good. He has some smooth transitions and the jump was accurate. People just hating because he looks nerdy and it isn't like top 1% parkour. He is better than all the haters.
It looks goofy because of his little tippy taps which doesn't fit his leg length and he puts his head forwards like a cat, but other then that, pretty awesome if you ask me!
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
That’s how you start off though you do these silly things but you master it and then get bigger and better stunts and skills. It looks stupid but is needed to progress
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
It’s not impressive but you gotta start somewhere. Even the most basic of parkour is harder than some people would realise, especially if said people don’t do much activity themselves. It’s a constant and impacting sport
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He's more athletic than 99% of reddit mods.
and US Americans, seeing that 80% are overweight
You can only take away those freedom burgers from their cold fat dead hands
Won’t have to wait long for them to be dead
AND THATS HOW I LIKE IT YEEEEE HAWWWW 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
we genuinely don’t even think about you. we live in your head rent free LOL
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Hard to ignore, your fat ass takes up all the leg room up there
As a fat ass American, I approve this comment. I must say to fuck off though.
Lmao no worries, all made in jest
i def mog you physique wise lil bro 😭✌️
you’re most definitely built like a hairless malnourished wendigo 😛
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This you?
Looool
how’d you get my picture? yeah you’re getting reported lil bro
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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Yeah but since abortion is not legal anymore, its gonna be more soon
pees in ur ass
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They slide right out.
I always wonder if this number is artificially inflated because we use BMI in the US, so people with excess muscle are also considered overweight.
We definitely have a nutrition problem, with calorie dense foods commonly being cheaper than healthier alternatives (and the sheer amount of people that eat out for every meal because they dont know how to cook), but I'd be willing to bet the percentage would drop by at least 10 if we used a better system like body fat percentage.
There are definitely way more fat people than excess muscles to skew the data at all
I literally knew like 3 fat people in my highschool
Seen lots of overweight people still be athletic, see American football.
Yeah but the “lots” you’ve seen is less than one percent of the American population. Linemen in the NFL are in a regime to stay heavy with muscles built under. Most here in America are just heavy with no muscle
Extra weight helps when you've got time to build up speed and need to run someone over.
Yes, Kentucky_Fried_Chill, that is in fact why it is called AMERICAN football
This is a wild over exaggeration. Always blows my mind that foreigners think we're that fat. Just spend a day in America walking around in public. You're not going to see %80 of the people being overweight. That's ridiculous.
No its isnt. I am a scientist and its 74% according to the CDC or was 2018. by extrapolation based on previous development from 2000, its almost 80% now
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm?
Shut up before you make up shit just because of what tou perceive on the street walking.
Yes, it is an over exaggeration. I don't care what you think your data shows. %80 of the people I see daily are not fat. That's it. End of story. Unless the requirement for being overweight is ridiculously low, then I reject the idea that %80 of Americans are overweight. Thank you for your opinion though.
It is literally the CDC. US American measures for overweight lol
"I am uncomfortable with a fact so it must be made up"
"Go away with your facts and data, I can feel in my feels that you must be wrong! Also, I don't know nor care about what words mean."
Playing Dead Rising 1 and finding out that was the actual rate of obesity in certain parts of the US was eye-opening
100%*
As a mod myself.. i concur..
Mehh.. even most Mods could do that
Post a vid of you doing it pls
Napoleon Dynamite type shit
Awesome skills.
It’s called skill Pedro, GAHWD
I saw this movie the first time on tv like 2 days ago and now i see quotes about it everywhere
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...
He tripped on purpose to save some ladies for the rest of us
Real bro move
Exctly
lmao i choked in my tacho
People just hating cause he looks goofy
He does look a bit goofy
His clothes are fine it's just the ponytail, easily remedied
Bro went into Jojo pose at the end for max aura.
Not bad, gotta start somewhere. Gen Z are some salty bitches.
This video is so old that guy gotta be pushing 40 rn
Who the fuck mentioned gen Z
Hes literaly Just Walking and jumping
well parkour is running and jumping so a little difference
No, Parkour are Special moves while you are running and jumping. He doesnt do any of those.
You are thinking about freerunning
So Jogging is Parkour If i jump 2-3x while doing it?
Kinda yea. Running is just walking fast and spriting is running fast. It's not really special or anything but thats what it is. If you run slow, you are still running.
Ok then
Iirc parkour is defined as getting from A to B in an efficient way. You can just run in a straight line, and it would count as parkour technically. Freerunning is getting from A to B in a fancy way / doing tricks.
Ultimately both fall under the parkour umbrella, but this guy is simply training.
The idea back in the day was that parkour is about getting to your destination as fast as possible using only your body. But since doing that would require climbing fences and shit, traceurs needed to practice doing that.
At some point practicing getting over obstacles looked kinda cool to some people so they decided to ditch the whole getting somewhere fast ideology and decided to make what used to be practice the main course. That's how free running was born, which is all about doing those slick moves.
May not be too accurate since I was into this whole thing when I was like 12 and watched a shit ton of David Belle movies.
He does multiple special moves though. The two ways he moves to pass the walls, and the jump. Those are the kind of moves you practise for parkour, and he does it smoothly, so clearly it is practised.
Fr, dude has the fundamentals down!
special moves lmao
You sound like youre special
Tuff
I think its good. He has some smooth transitions and the jump was accurate. People just hating because he looks nerdy and it isn't like top 1% parkour. He is better than all the haters.
And then watch 75% of the average adults fail to do exactly this.
Very easy as a kid, not so much when you grow up, and become lazy/unfit/ because you have a 9-5 and can't be bothered to do anything else.
That was smooth as hell and pleasant to watch actually
Lmao gamepad disconnected at the end
Seems pretty special to me. I'd break my back in my current physical state lol
Before finals prep run. After finals is in reverse.
More athletic than op
Looks pretty fun actually
Honestly he moves pretty smoothly, gotta start somewhere
He’s outside and doing a little athletic thing. Let him be.
Yayyy let’s make fun of people for staying active and having fun
I could do that last move. Easy.
Was as clean as my anus.
Proof?
I'll send you a picture, check your inbox.
Bidet gang
In terms of physical ability its maybe not that special
In terms of body coordination im sure none in this thread is any better
Tbh it’s cool he is having fun. Let him have his moment, nobody spawns as an expert.
Trust me these are some nice moves. I had my own parkour team and it looks like he's doing just great.
Japanese parkour
It looks goofy because of his little tippy taps which doesn't fit his leg length and he puts his head forwards like a cat, but other then that, pretty awesome if you ask me!
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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BRO HE FUCKING CLEARED THOSE BUSHES OH MY GOD GET FUCKED SO HARD BITCHES 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Me as a child:
My knees hurt watchinv this :(
broski are you 60
24 :( arthritis
AC 1 is finally getting a remake!?
He's more athletic than me, if he keeps working at it he can do great things
It's called parkour
he’s knees will be gone in 10 years haha
That’s how you start off though you do these silly things but you master it and then get bigger and better stunts and skills. It looks stupid but is needed to progress
That jump over the bushes and much is impressive. At least 3 feet cleared with as little runup as he had.
I heard how he landed after that last jump that didn't sound good very likely why he slipped he tried to walk it off
I’d hurt the fuck out of my knees if I tried that
Okay but once you get over little hurdles, then you eventually become the guy jumpin off of building rooftops, and...
Hm..yknow idk where I was goin with this.😂
🐴
Popular kids will hate on ANYTHING
Why is head stabilized like a fuckin chicken?
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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Pretty smooth with it honestly, impressive for an adult. Most people over the age if 20 aren't that athletic
Not special but it looks like he was having fun. Up until the end at least
At least he's touching grass
it doesn't look impressive on camera, but I'd probably break my ass if I tried that
That seems not impressive jsut because you’ve seen ridiculous stunts by others online
Try actually doing what they just did & you won’t be nearly as smooth, they actually had really nice landings, & didn’t hesitate on the jumps
It’s not impressive but you gotta start somewhere. Even the most basic of parkour is harder than some people would realise, especially if said people don’t do much activity themselves. It’s a constant and impacting sport
We all gotta start somewhere
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bro look like Jeb
that was very cool though
Those jumps are crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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10 years old me after watching parkour videos on YouTube
noodleman is on the run