I'm still on a s22 lmao. Thanks to the lack of planned obsolecence i haven't had the need to upgrade. My fiance had to change her iphone 3x before finally getting frustrated and getting an s25.
And then there's my girlfriend who recently upgraded her iPhone 8 that she's had fron launch and it only really started acting up after dropping it in the shower.
Not that is matters anyway I'm a Samsung user my girlfriend is an iPhone users and both phones are fine and overpriced
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I switched from the S22 to an iphone, my S22ās battery was basically useless after 2 years and shit was lagging so bad half the timeā¦ My xiaomi I had before the samsung felt so much smoother, and that was a redmi phone, not even a flagship.
yeah i can feel you on that battery issue, mine is beginning to give me issues now. I havent had lags though. Xiaomis make great phones, both my parents use Xiaomis, which i get them every couple of years. They have good support as well in terms of warrnty and repair.
Is the planned obsolescence in the room with us right now?
iphone 12 still going strong, can even get a day and a half out the battery if I forget to charge it overnight. Your argument is from the previous decade lol
i used to use too. Then they crapped within a year and wouldnt give me warranty citing that its too close to the warranty being over and by the time the parts arrive it will be out of warranty. Still got my og motorola g1 from way back when which is still alive. lenovo trashed the current motorola, and IBM...
Look, I get it. Who doesnāt love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole āgay sexā shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldnāt LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatās fucking gay. You think I donāt want to feel my cousinās
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatās FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo aināt gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
I'm guessing she's either asleep, or she is trying to unrot her brain
I watched this video and I have a flight coming up soon and I might try to do that. Just don't do anything. Be there in the moment, be bored, look around, think about you see, that's it.
Of all the moments to be in, being on a plane sounds about the most boring and fruitless unless you're at the window. At least throw on some tunes or something
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itās backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. Itās a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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Maybe she fell asleep?
she cannot sleep when enemies are nearby
It looks like she has a book. You can see the corner of it.
What book?
The novelization of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
How could tell that? š¤
By yapping
Do you like to yap often?
What can I say man..."The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" has all the alphabets of the English lexicon.
Also did you know that's a top one trillion sentence said by non-English non-speakers
Probably took some NZT.
Look closer
Another calendar with November 20
Her phone is on StandBy mode lmao she doesnāt have it on. iPhones do this when on charge in landscape mode.
I'm afraid this explanation is too boring
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Nobody really cares about this debate anymore fam. Just use what makes you happy.
No correlation wunkus.
Apple peasant spotted.
Dude genuinely who fuckin cares?
Lmao no fucking way you people are realā¦
My humble samsung S21 i've had since 2021:
I'm still on a s22 lmao. Thanks to the lack of planned obsolecence i haven't had the need to upgrade. My fiance had to change her iphone 3x before finally getting frustrated and getting an s25.
And then there's my girlfriend who recently upgraded her iPhone 8 that she's had fron launch and it only really started acting up after dropping it in the shower.
Not that is matters anyway I'm a Samsung user my girlfriend is an iPhone users and both phones are fine and overpriced
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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normal people: "yo whats up"
I switched from the S22 to an iphone, my S22ās battery was basically useless after 2 years and shit was lagging so bad half the timeā¦ My xiaomi I had before the samsung felt so much smoother, and that was a redmi phone, not even a flagship.
yeah i can feel you on that battery issue, mine is beginning to give me issues now. I havent had lags though. Xiaomis make great phones, both my parents use Xiaomis, which i get them every couple of years. They have good support as well in terms of warrnty and repair.
Is the planned obsolescence in the room with us right now?
iphone 12 still going strong, can even get a day and a half out the battery if I forget to charge it overnight. Your argument is from the previous decade lol
No one at Samsung knows or cares about you.
Doesnt really matter to me, used a motorola before this, which crapped itself, before that it was another motorola which is alive to this day.
Android just has so many options to choose from, which is nice as a consumer.
How about you consume a book every once in a while instead of deepthroating a multi-billion dollar a year company.
Imagine using either big smartphone brand. All you brainwashed people! I use Motorola, only they make good and lasting phones! /s
i used to use too. Then they crapped within a year and wouldnt give me warranty citing that its too close to the warranty being over and by the time the parts arrive it will be out of warranty. Still got my og motorola g1 from way back when which is still alive. lenovo trashed the current motorola, and IBM...
Meanwhile I am still on a goddamn idk what phone since 2017. Just move on dude
Least obvious ragebait
Docking with your phone is hella gay
Look, I get it. Who doesnāt love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole āgay sexā shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnāt LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatās fucking gay. You think I donāt want to feel my cousinās roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatās FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo aināt gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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too bad i cant pee in its arse either :(
Completely and entirely wrong. Come back after learning about iPhones and iOS updates made post 2015.
itās nostalgic to read this comment huh
Dockingā¦.. š¤¤šļøš šļø
She was reading a book, you can see it
I think iPhones do that when you charge them on landscape mode, if you have the feature tuned in
Yep itās standby mode
Books donāt have standby mode idot
Idot? š¤
I don't?
What?
Seems like the word is missing a letter I tried adding one
I donāt think your addition was correct
I doubt?
Remember remember the 19th of November
Mission report
I'm guessing she's either asleep, or she is trying to unrot her brain
I watched this video and I have a flight coming up soon and I might try to do that. Just don't do anything. Be there in the moment, be bored, look around, think about you see, that's it.
Of all the moments to be in, being on a plane sounds about the most boring and fruitless unless you're at the window. At least throw on some tunes or something
Op is like
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Fuuuuucccc...
Khada hu aaj bhi whi.. playing in the background.
19/11 was traumatizing
Fellow dd/mm enjoyer I see
19/11 is just his way of censoring 1911. He was shot by one, hence his trauma.
Pretty clearly got a book
not a book in sight.. /s
DO NOT be in an airport on November 19. You know she's meditating on whatever shit is gonna go down that day
maybe she wants to catch the moment the day changes when crossing time zones lol
She's just temporalmaxxing
19/11
Head
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itās backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. Itās a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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Serious question does anyone like this bot?
I remember when rawdogging meant unprotected fucking.
Procrastination Pro Max
"Watched this dude watching a lady raw dogging a whole flight watching november 19th on her calendar app"
Thinking about Dean š
Maybe she likes the PS5 european release date anniversary ?
Airbus A321NEO.
That's my birthday š
Rawdog is quite a choice a word
that's insane
Hey that's my birthday
Whole flight joined the mile high club?
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2025/11/19
Got to be drugs
Thats my birthday dawg what's she planning
This ain't a shitpost fam
Oh man that burn in must be amazing