PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE
HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON
EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT
WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.
I am glad that we have such powerful people with us in the comments who can at a moment's notice produce the very exact screenshot we need, so that I can save it for later, your efforts are not gone unseen
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into
this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they
definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can
tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget
audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with
the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good
story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the
difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any
day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut.
Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first
second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes
and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going
through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in
performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same
planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item.
It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The
director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the
interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing
this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean
and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The
concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood
completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right
out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it.
We'll see.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
Itās a meme audio similar to the āman urinates on another passenger on planeā or ānumber 15: Burger King foot lettuceā memes. Donāt know the specific video but you can probably find it by just googling their flair.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make
me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And
rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with
rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber
room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber
room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a
room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They
locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy
once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into
this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they
definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can
tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget
audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with
the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good
story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the
difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any
day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut.
Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first
second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes
and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going
through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in
performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same
planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item.
It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The
director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the
interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing
this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean
and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The
concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood
completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right
out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it.
We'll see.
Bro trust me bro if you bottle up your emotions you'll be a sigma bale bro trust me bro look at me bro and my Lamborghini I spent a year's pay on to rent it for an hour bro
I know youāre just joking, but actual stoicism is a powerful and valuable philosophy, and has nothing to do with ābottling up your emotionsā. The colloquial use and understanding of stoicism is a bastardization of what it really is.
And then you happen to read some of the not-so-stoic and more questionable writings of some of those stoics and suddenly have a whole new fun avenue to question things! :p
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
I can imagine them talking to a kid and be like "Yeah, I don't concern myself with looking at females in public. They are pretty, but... They don't deserve it. I am above them"
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
They literally pick up the balls (pretty much anytime they get hit out of the range of a player) and make sure the players don't have to do any extra work to get them.Ā Its lowkey a tennis internship where they get to be at the big games and around all the athletes while not really getting paid for the work.Ā
Ball boy/girl is a traditional role in high level Tennis tournaments that is as simple as it sounds, they run out and collect the ball after each point is played to make sure it doesn't interfere with the next play.
They are volunteer roles that are often granted to children as an opportunity to basically see high-level tennis play up close and personal, maybe even interact with the pros before/after the match. It's a bit rare to see an adult doing it, but not super rare or anything, there are a ridiculous amount of matches played every year all around the world and I'm sure sometimes there's not enough volunteer kids for every match.
This woman is probably an employee of the venue/tournament and filling in.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not
sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this
ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see
a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into
oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a
result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as
it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and
think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
They are basically fetching stray balls after a point is concluded and also hand new balls to the players to serve (hit off the point) plus a couple other things, like attending with towels or umbrellas for shade in the sun during breaks.
They are pretty much always rather young (don't know if there is a range) and undergo special bootcamps for these tasks before bigger tournaments since there is lots of set 'protocol' for them to ensure smooth gameplay and convenience for the players. Obviously they are to be treated with great respect and players who don't own that are frowned upon.
That being said, to not ogle at people indecently (let alone minors, in public space and without chance to avoid or retaliate) should not just be labeled top of the line tennis etiquette since it is most basic human decency.
Edit: why it's minors I can only take a guess but these kids consider it a blessing to be this close to their idols and stars of their favorite sport and that is a kind of opportunity you would give to a kid I'd say.
But maybe I'm totally off on this.
Are you genuinely asking because you don't know or are you trying to imply something here?
They are usually kids, yes, but they don't have to be, and in fact, sometimes they don't have enough kid volunteers for every match, so a venue employee has to do it, which is likely the case here.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
According to a Google search, ball kids are typically 14-15, but I don't think it has to be a hard and fast rule. I don't know the age of the girl in the picture.
I'd say the point is that this is coming from a male who thinks it is such an achievement and act of class to reign in your sexual and predatory desires as a man, which is kind of telling on themselves. His thought process must've been something close to 'if there weren't an audience and it wasn't televised - well maybe I wouldn't even care - I would probably take advantage of this minor if front of me one way or another, because I think that underaged girl is so hot I couldn't control myself, or rather I'd be a "top 1% male" if I did'
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
Why would a man, the superior sex and gender in every way, debase himself by fucking a foid? Females are inferior. Lesser. Disgusting. Men are quirky, unique, funny, and above all based af.Ā
Never stop hating women, fellow Kings. They only want you to be unhappy while they take all your money and force you away from the best parts of life such as badass clouds or the best stick weapons. Keep your company true and hang with the boys eternally while always hating and oppressing foids!
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not
sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this
ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see
a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into
oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a
result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as
it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and
think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not
sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this
ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see
a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into
oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a
result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as
it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and
think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not
sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this
ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see
a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into
oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a
result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as
it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and
think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
I was in a whatsapp group for fun (like an alpha male group) The administrator was a 2/10 manlet that was obssesed to have sex with any woman(he was still virgin at 26)
His obsession had no limits, he was hitting the gym with no success, self claimed as model with a goofy haircut and some expensive outfits, expensive parfums etc. An oopsie touch on a bus was enough for him to run into the group and ask desperately if the woman wanted to chit chat or was into him, or anything related (100% he made the oopsie)
It is, i have lots of anecdotes. One of them is the group organizing a party with femmes(75% of the group had chad vibes, and seemed like being alpha male was more of a stoic thing, not seeking woman attention)
The party had some etiquete, like a end of the year dinning, so you had to dress well. This admin SERGIO went with a football shirt, flip flops and a short. They had to kick him from the party...
Edit: the next day he was asking why the group was so silent, as if they where doing an orgy without him. And wanted every detail of it
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not
sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this
ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see
a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into
oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a
result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as
it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and
think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not
sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this
ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see
a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into
oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a
result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as
it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and
think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
I'm starting to think that most posts here aren't sarcastic and don't understand this is just about how he is ignoring her while others would check her out or engage in normal conversation.
As a Spanish person as Nadal is, I can confirm we, Spaniards, usually masturbate or sexually attack girls when we cross one. This is such an example for all of us and we are really trying to show the best of ourselves.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not
sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this
ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see
a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into
oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a
result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as
it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and
think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not
sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this
ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see
a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into
oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a
result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as
it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and
think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
Did someone read that initial tweet and say "yes this makes sense with this picture, or in any way at all" and hit post or was it just some bored guy in like Bolivia or India?
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True. The average tennis player would have fucked the ball girl in the middle of the court. I've seen it too many times. Congrats to Nadal!
Peak McEnroe era was wild as hell.
PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.
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Source, please?
You don't watch BBC?
Im not Br*tish
Nah i prefer lesbian
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Bazinga
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Penis player*
Huhuhuhuhuh you said "ball"
She looks like she wants him to fuck her
Honestly. People are astonished by the most basic behaviour.
wtf is this post ššš
They said tennis not basketball
Isn't that the most entertaining part of a tennis match? Or am I watching different kind of matches šš
nadal knows the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table.
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didn't he fold just for once
Haha, yeah
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I am glad that we have such powerful people with us in the comments who can at a moment's notice produce the very exact screenshot we need, so that I can save it for later, your efforts are not gone unseen
The secret is, in this moment, you have the power to become that person.Ā
Glad I could be of service š«”
It might not have gone unseen.
But it was goon unseen, by rubbing one out under the table while applying correct etiquette and all.
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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I love that man, he has a sense of humour, everyone has this expectation of him being a stuck up who will insult other's culture
But in reality, he respect other cultures and is simply sharing his own
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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pees in ur ass
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i think i got this reference
May I suggest you seek professional help
Hell yeah, professional jorking. Why ask a noob?
Your flair is some secret ancient elite ball knowledge champ
Enlighten us
Itās a meme audio similar to the āman urinates on another passenger on planeā or ānumber 15: Burger King foot lettuceā memes. Donāt know the specific video but you can probably find it by just googling their flair.
dunno if googling their flair's a good idea actually
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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I do it on the train ride home.
Ball girl but no shaft girl
Where's the labia girl?
Prostate girl?
Antistate girl?
Amature State Girl
Ducked out with the clit girl. Now we can't find her.
How does he do it šš»
He likes men āļøāļøāļøāļøš¤¤
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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Canāt see any lies in your statement
He only likes it when they don't want him to.
Heās holding dat NNN
give this man another medal
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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How much porn do you have to watch to reach this state
At least 3
It is more than 3. Im up 14,534,667 videos
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Top 1% r3t4rded
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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i don't have neither questions nor concerns brotatronic š„
Brobot was right there š„
67 videos
2% post 98% shit.
New analysis just dropped
actual percentage
So the correct subreddit then.
The people claiming this is an act of impossible selfcontrole are the same people that want to tell kids how stoic they are....
Bro trust me bro if you bottle up your emotions you'll be a sigma bale bro trust me bro look at me bro and my Lamborghini I spent a year's pay on to rent it for an hour bro
I know youāre just joking, but actual stoicism is a powerful and valuable philosophy, and has nothing to do with ābottling up your emotionsā. The colloquial use and understanding of stoicism is a bastardization of what it really is.
Genuinely it infuriates me too. Modern day stoicism is more apathy than anything and apathy is a poison.
That's not very stoic of you bruh
And then you happen to read some of the not-so-stoic and more questionable writings of some of those stoics and suddenly have a whole new fun avenue to question things! :p
It's very telling of how depraved the average mouth breather is
They are the top 1% men (in sex offender category)
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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I can imagine them talking to a kid and be like "Yeah, I don't concern myself with looking at females in public. They are pretty, but... They don't deserve it. I am above them"
Well theyāre also Indian (check the location of the profiles ahahah)
It's Indians
Top 1% Men behavior
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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Ball girl was my wifeās high school nickname.
It still is
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Arenāt those ball girls often children?
Very few reaches adulthood due to several hits of balls. This one is rare exception.
Yes
That probably makes his restraint even more impressive to OOP
Idk anything about tennis. What do they do and why minors?
They literally pick up the balls (pretty much anytime they get hit out of the range of a player) and make sure the players don't have to do any extra work to get them.Ā Its lowkey a tennis internship where they get to be at the big games and around all the athletes while not really getting paid for the work.Ā
Ball boy/girl is a traditional role in high level Tennis tournaments that is as simple as it sounds, they run out and collect the ball after each point is played to make sure it doesn't interfere with the next play.
They are volunteer roles that are often granted to children as an opportunity to basically see high-level tennis play up close and personal, maybe even interact with the pros before/after the match. It's a bit rare to see an adult doing it, but not super rare or anything, there are a ridiculous amount of matches played every year all around the world and I'm sure sometimes there's not enough volunteer kids for every match.
This woman is probably an employee of the venue/tournament and filling in.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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They are basically fetching stray balls after a point is concluded and also hand new balls to the players to serve (hit off the point) plus a couple other things, like attending with towels or umbrellas for shade in the sun during breaks. They are pretty much always rather young (don't know if there is a range) and undergo special bootcamps for these tasks before bigger tournaments since there is lots of set 'protocol' for them to ensure smooth gameplay and convenience for the players. Obviously they are to be treated with great respect and players who don't own that are frowned upon. That being said, to not ogle at people indecently (let alone minors, in public space and without chance to avoid or retaliate) should not just be labeled top of the line tennis etiquette since it is most basic human decency.
Edit: why it's minors I can only take a guess but these kids consider it a blessing to be this close to their idols and stars of their favorite sport and that is a kind of opportunity you would give to a kid I'd say. But maybe I'm totally off on this.
Are you genuinely asking because you don't know or are you trying to imply something here?
They are usually kids, yes, but they don't have to be, and in fact, sometimes they don't have enough kid volunteers for every match, so a venue employee has to do it, which is likely the case here.
Iām implying that the girl in the picture could very well be underage which makes that original tweet even weirder than it already is.
good point, that does make it more difficult for famous/rich men
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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According to a Google search, ball kids are typically 14-15, but I don't think it has to be a hard and fast rule. I don't know the age of the girl in the picture.
Why are you obsessed with underage girls. The girl in the post looks mid 20s
Do some people really think men are always ready to have sex or smth? Like chill, it's just a guy, not a dog in heat!
I'd say the point is that this is coming from a male who thinks it is such an achievement and act of class to reign in your sexual and predatory desires as a man, which is kind of telling on themselves. His thought process must've been something close to 'if there weren't an audience and it wasn't televised - well maybe I wouldn't even care - I would probably take advantage of this minor if front of me one way or another, because I think that underaged girl is so hot I couldn't control myself, or rather I'd be a "top 1% male" if I did'
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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How did he achieve this? Much respect
Why would a man, the superior sex and gender in every way, debase himself by fucking a foid? Females are inferior. Lesser. Disgusting. Men are quirky, unique, funny, and above all based af.Ā
Never stop hating women, fellow Kings. They only want you to be unhappy while they take all your money and force you away from the best parts of life such as badass clouds or the best stick weapons. Keep your company true and hang with the boys eternally while always hating and oppressing foids!
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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I sure hope my future presidential run isn't affected by my complete and utter hatred for foids >:(
Ah, who am I kidding? America hates women lmao If anything it'll help!
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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Hold strong, brothers.
The original account used to show "Account based in India" now it shows South Asia. Think of that alpha male grift what you will
Twitter was like this everywhere before they started showed account locations.Ā
Average IQ points went up once they started doing that.Ā
I agree, Choccy Anal Filling.
I fucking knew it.
stoicism headass
Man, heās a hero, Iād be violently raping smh
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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I wouldāve fucked the ball girl in the middle of the court and I donāt even play ping pong. Respect to Nadal.
The account is run by an Indian. Having the self-control not to grope any woman you see is considered impressive self-control to them
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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To put that bar any lower they would need an excavator...
Are bros really congratulating each other for not raping women in front of a crowd?
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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The girl looks familiar
She's the one that didn't get fucked by Nadal in the middle of the tennis court, maybe this context helps
Looks like Olivia Munn when she was younger.
Knew the location of the original tweet immediately before clicking on it, every damn time
https://preview.redd.it/tjywvij3pl6g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39b657e02cf74b9054c413b7f415cf4aa7ebdb3
there isn't any, it's just random alpha male bullshit
I was in a whatsapp group for fun (like an alpha male group) The administrator was a 2/10 manlet that was obssesed to have sex with any woman(he was still virgin at 26)
His obsession had no limits, he was hitting the gym with no success, self claimed as model with a goofy haircut and some expensive outfits, expensive parfums etc. An oopsie touch on a bus was enough for him to run into the group and ask desperately if the woman wanted to chit chat or was into him, or anything related (100% he made the oopsie)
I gotta join one of those groups. That seems like a free entertainment
It is, i have lots of anecdotes. One of them is the group organizing a party with femmes(75% of the group had chad vibes, and seemed like being alpha male was more of a stoic thing, not seeking woman attention)
The party had some etiquete, like a end of the year dinning, so you had to dress well. This admin SERGIO went with a football shirt, flip flops and a short. They had to kick him from the party...
Edit: the next day he was asking why the group was so silent, as if they where doing an orgy without him. And wanted every detail of it
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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I thought this was a copypasta
This kinda seems like the polar opposite of the "alpha male" bullshit, it's more like a "nice guy" bullshit
I believe the context is shitposting
Counterpoint- When a man doesnt control his lust he becomes the greatest golfer of all time.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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Account based in India btw
I'm starting to think that most posts here aren't sarcastic and don't understand this is just about how he is ignoring her while others would check her out or engage in normal conversation.
How do scam slop accounts like this make financial sense? Can I start some bullshit like this but do not-garbage?
As a Spanish person as Nadal is, I can confirm we, Spaniards, usually masturbate or sexually attack girls when we cross one. This is such an example for all of us and we are really trying to show the best of ourselves.
Sherrone Moore:
Remember the cake is a lie Control yourself
Rafael Noball
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I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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Jesus fucking Christ
For real though
he makes the sound though
ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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I assume ā7 Days in Hellā is how all tennis games go
Guy's mad OCD saved him
fucking the ball girl in the middle of the match , what a madlad
Andrew Balls
He wasnāt even paying attention. What are you talking about?
Not one person in here asking for her name or link. And i am ashamed in you all for not doing the work i must be forced to ask for
Wow, what a man!
So when men are just normal, decent people they get applauded? Wtf? Bare minimum doesn't constitute praise.
You do know what sub you are in, right?
This is a shitpost meme friend. It isnāt meant to be taken seriously.
why are people downvoting you, youāre rightš itās basic human decency to not lust after a random woman.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.
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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.
Itās just one hole fellas. One hole.
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Did someone read that initial tweet and say "yes this makes sense with this picture, or in any way at all" and hit post or was it just some bored guy in like Bolivia or India?
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What a great example to follow! Human males are just a small step away from being as safe as wild bears. Almost there males!
Virgin redditors thinking that the post refers to sex šššš literally all the top comments š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£