✨VEGAN✨ Sausages
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  • 55 points FabulousAttitude5825

    "Vegan", as in they had vegetables the night before.

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    2 points Excellent-Bench-5317

    LMAOO

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    1 points Odd-Consequence-2519

    😆

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  • 17 points sonialuna

    I admire the bravery of that one person

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  • 14 points plonkman

    that’s a bowl of turds

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    2 points Perle1234

    Logs too lol

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  • 9 points wildcatpeace

    When the spammed repost makes its way back to the origin.

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    1 points Comprehensive-Race97

    My cat makes these too

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  • 3 points Tofutits_Macgee

    They look pretty good for homemade loafs

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  • 3 points Actionhotdog_go

    lol everyone else mad as fuck they got served this shit at a work potluck

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    1 points Lobotomonster

    Fr. Should get workers comp for being exposed to dookie

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  • 4 points biograf_

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  • 2 points Aggressive_Bath55

    Recycled sausages🥰

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    1 points Embarrassed-End-9500

    😃

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  • 2 points 9eagle9_2nd

    Currently squeezing out one of those! Just as dense too

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  • 3 points BrittTristan1991

    Shitegan

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  • 2 points Drew_zero

    What's the point?? "i Iz VeGaN aNd I wAnTs SoMeThInG tHaT tAsTeS lIkE pOrK!"

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    5 points Masked_Daisy

    It's usually because they don't like the way animals are treated on farms &/or dislike the idea of killing something to eat it. Not because they dislike the flavor of meat

    I'm not vegan, but I respect their choice as long as they don't try to impose it on the people around them.

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    1 points TopProduce7751

    It's kind of a pervasive issue with the evangelical vegans, that rather than make a good vegan dish they attempt to recreate a non-vegan article of food like a ground pork sausage with, well, the results in the post. It's a little hard to buy in that the purpose is to create a substitute for themselves so they can still in theory enjoy the concept of what the non-vegan cuisine was but it usually seems to be more manipulative in that "look, you moral degenerates consuming the decaying flesh of our cruelly murdered brethren, you can enjoy this facsimile of that thing you are eating without the cruel morally evil murder!" vibe.

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    1 points NickGallangster

    Hey, very new vegan here. I appreciate you sticking up for the idea. I will say, it’s not only disliking the idea of farming and unnecessary hunting. It’s that it’s not necessary for our nutrients. So it’s killing and exploitation for an unjustifiable reason. I think most people actually agree with that (not just vegans), but most people also would consider their sensory pleasure more important than that.

    And taking all those things into account, vegans imposing the choice isn’t exactly accurate. It’s that, with MOST people, their moral consideration aligns with veganism, and we’re in a society that believes it’s perfectly fine because of the normality of it (developed countries at least). So if most people believe that their sensory pleasure shouldn’t come before a life and harming others, then veganism isn’t saying anything besides: the people that believe that have somewhat of a cognitive dissonance issue there.

    Which, really, can be said for a lot of things most of us participate in. This one is just so blatant and obvious, and can make (maybe not the biggest change individually), a very direct and clear change by the choices we make 3 or so times a day (and then the leather and all that comes after the realization that animals aren’t commodities).

    Wasn’t meant to be a lecture, and I hope it didn’t come off that way. Just seemed like you were informed about it. And before I went vegan about a month and a half ago, it was definitely hard to see any arguments or reasons to stop eating meat as enough of a reason. And I was never exposed to any vegans.

    But anyway, yeah, this shit looks fucking gross and I don’t think I’d eat it either 😂😂

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    1 points Drew_zero

    EXACTLY. I respect your life decisions. Just don't impose on mine

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    3 points Masked_Daisy

    Your original comment strongly implies you DON'T respect their decision, since you deliberately used stupid capitalization mocking their choice.

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    0 points Drew_zero

    My point was let's eat something mocking pork when we don't eat meat. It's dumb.

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  • 2 points GenX_Boomer_Hybrid

    I'm shocked there was actually one person that tried them.

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    4 points Born-Bus-9467

    It isn't the appearance it's the dry texture that makes this seem like a shit consistency that you'd have to choke down with a gallon of water.

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    3 points GenX_Boomer_Hybrid

    Looks like a bowl of big animal turds. I wouldn't eat this so much that I wouldn't eat any foods that were near it.

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    2 points Born-Bus-9467

    Yeah true it looks like dog shit

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    1 points GenX_Boomer_Hybrid

    From a Mastiff maybe. I had a 72 lb Rhodesian Ridgeback and even her shits weren't this big.

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    1 points HarleyWithrow

    dry turds from dogs who were eating only cheap dry dog food.

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  • 1 points amonarre3

    They look like rolled up cow shits

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  • 1 points SweatsuitCocktail

    Mmm one veggie turd plz!

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  • 1 points Dizzy-Confection-551

    'only one person tried them'...I wonder why?

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  • 1 points Glad-Nerve2599

    You even feel shitty eating it.

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  • 1 points Jkeeley1

    I have to eat a vegan diet, can confirm it all tastes like this looks

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  • 1 points AnnabelleNewell

    Looks like dry shit, no joke

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  • 1 points Comprehensive-Race97

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  • 1 points CaptSubtext1337

    All sausages look like poop from a butt

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  • 1 points setrice

    They look like shit

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  • 1 points Anxious-Chocolate-10

    Was this the Coworker? I hear he’ll eat anything

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  • 1 points ProgsterESFJHECK

    relationshiT goals: waking up and discovering that your man sent you a link to this.

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  • 1 points 709639

    Totally a lot of turds

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  • 1 points nonsansdroict

    “Made these” straight out the tofurky packaging? I’m veg, but I gotta say no one likes a dry-ass veggie sausage. Put some sauce on it or something! Jfc

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