I’ll admit, I haven’t left the house in a few days and this isn’t a shit post.

I’m used to the metro in china.

But today was seriously WTF

  1. Man full on spits in the platform. He’s shooting like he’s in Gaza with a machine gun. Non stop. Just gulps of Phlegm.

  2. I see a foreigner dude straight up borderline spear tackle some middle schooler at the convenience store.

  3. But this is insane, some random dude is on full blast speaking gibberish English. Correction, shouting random English erotica. He’s been doing this for the past 30 minutes (I’m on a long ride). He’s just mindlessly shouting English words.

  4. Some dude is just copy pasting some random text and posting on every single post on xhs.

  5. Some high schooler deadass watching porn.

I know there’s a recession, but wtf is going on. This is a one and a half hour commute.

I’ve seen people poo in the urinals. But what is going on. I really hope it’s just some freak coincidence.

Edit: Some kid tried to sell me magic cleaning pens again.