2nd Rodeo Refuse Running Roundup!
  • 481 points Adventurous_Hope_101

    Man goes through a pair of shoes every 2.5 business days.

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    138 points d00derman

    His blood pressure is 2/1

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    66 points Ok_Dog_4059

    And a kilo of coke

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    15 points ArachnidTurbulent758

    Hahaha came to say this exact thing

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    4 points man-of-few-cares

    Yuuup same

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    2 points FireRetrall

    Wonder where he’s gunna put his old shoes

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  • 226 points Ott0_

    Man needs Heelys

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    32 points BaltimoreBadger23

    That was my first thought.

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    44 points travelingbeagle

    Mine was how it would suck to have wet socks and shoes for a whole day of work.

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    10 points Bassracerx

    They make waterproof gortex running shoes and water resistant gortex socks.

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    1 points joeshmo101

    But do they have them with wheels?

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    8 points goblu33

    He catches a rock and he is dunzo

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  • 145 points notcomplainingmuch

    That's now the new standard for pickup schedules. Anyone slower will be fired.

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    63 points Someguineawop

    Usually people that get bothered by their co-workers that "do too much" annoys me... but I'm willing to make an exception.

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    21 points xMini_Cactusx

    I used to have a coworker. We worked in assembly and I worked at a decent pace and could assemble 2 a day. My coworker would show up to work early and work through his breaks and would make 3. Management would always be on my back about why I was only making 2 a day when he could make 3. I dont mind if someone works hard, but putting in extra hours and skipping breaks shouldn't be the standard.

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    4 points CultistWeeb

    Why couldn't you have told them that he makes 3 because he is doing unpaid labor and skips breaks that are mandated by law?

    Keeping up a facade is how society gets itself stuck in bullshit. If we all said it how we think it is without worrying how we look for saying what we see as the truth then society would become much simpler and more reasonable.

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  • 57 points lotusgardener

    That one trash bag was holding the fence together.

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    1 points god_peepee

    It was load bearing garbage

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  • 58 points Gears_and_Beers

    When someone says “you don’t want to end up a garbage man” they don’t mean this guy. This guy is winning at work.

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    27 points jackalope268

    He is good at it, but he better be paid according to skill or he is just running around for his bosses benefit

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    13 points smeeon

    I used to get paid shit at Best Buy but every day was like gym day. It made me the fittest I’ve ever been. Zero regrets.

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    7 points scorchedarcher

    Dude seems like he's enjoying it too tbf, massive benefit

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    5 points Downtown_Statement87

    He's going to outlive us all and doesn't have to pay for a gym, and though he'll never be wealthy, garbage service in most places is a stable job with good benefits and a pension or retirement, and no one hovering over you all day while you rot under florescent lights in a cubicle. Plus, it's an essential service that helps your community and the people you serve are so happy you exist. And you're not using your labor to make profits for billionaires selling useless bullshit that is destroying the planet. This guy has it made in the shade as far as I'm concerned.

    Also, I have 100% just talked myself into becoming a garbage lady. Thank God I saw this post because I've been looking for a career change. I'm serious.

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    2 points jackalope268

    Yeah, have been thinking of being a garbage person myself. But i wouldnt be running if i didnt get paid for it. I got time and energy, if you pay me for one youll get limited of the other. Im lazy like that

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    4 points Downtown_Statement87

    You'll never be a garbage person, friend. Even if you're a garbage man. And yeah. I ain't running unless someone's chasing me.

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    2 points gator_shawn

    Unless they are paid for the route...in which case this guy is on the couch watching futbol by noon.

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    5 points TheViolaRules

    It’s a good union job with a pension if you’re in the right city. You could do way worse than to be the garbage man

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  • 49 points 1temsik1

    "Unskilled Labour" 🙃

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  • 23 points Ladyboughner

    Forrest Dump

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  • 10 points Physical_Gift7572

    Gets off work four hours early and doesn’t have to waste his non-work time on fitness. Life hack.

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  • 9 points DETRITUS_TROLL

    New workout trend just dropped.

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  • 8 points Horror_Solution1945

    Hope he doesn't get paid by the hour.

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  • 5 points pierce768

    I can guarantee you that this man is a nasty footballer

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  • 12 points Mahk-Wahlberg

    That's methed up man!

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  • 4 points burningbun

    thank god i didnt put a dead body in the bag that morning the poor fella might have injured himself.

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  • 4 points KingWolfsburg

    Ugh. The squelching that must be happening in those shoes. Seriously impressive though.

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  • 3 points santorinichef

    His coworker driving the truck loves this guy.

    "Oh cool, I'm working with Jack today. I'll be home four hours early."

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  • 7 points CharmingTuber

    Do they not have trash cans?

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  • 3 points Mutual-aid

    Dude has made trash collecting an extreme sport

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  • 3 points SuperSynapse

    What kind of trash service is this? Random bags hanging from posts and poles?

    Never seen this before. Always bags stacked at the street or in a designated can.

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  • 5 points Icy-Bobcat-5309

    These kinds of guys are necessary to make this world work

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  • 4 points Key_Flatworm3502

    Nobody gonna mention the fence panel he knocked down lol

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    6 points 7du_

    nope, cause it was already like that to begin with

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    0 points Key_Flatworm3502

    Exactly 33seconds remaining. It's literally falling down after he grabs the bag. Not that serious

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    1 points HandstandsMcGoo

    It just looks that way from the change in perspective

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    2 points santorinichef

    That bag was a structural part of the fence.

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  • 4 points KitsuMusics

    I hope he manages to find some athletes foot cream in the trash

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  • 2 points RantMannequin

    I hope no one put a brick in their trash bag

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  • 2 points high_country10000

    This is the Tom Cruise of garbage collectors.

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  • 2 points n1tr0klaus

    Does he get paid in crystal meth?

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  • 1 points eggpoowee

    12 finish on a Friday

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  • 1 points ManyThingsLittleTime

    He really, really doesn't want a robot to take his job.

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  • 1 points DrDruxy

    The fence wasn’t a fan.

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  • 1 points Betopan

    All the glory in picking up trash belongs to god.

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    1 points WeightRemarkable

    For real, though, he is showing off some of the amazing stuff we humans are capable of.

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  • 1 points amourdevin

    I’m exhausted just watching this.

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  • 1 points kindafree8

    This man is living

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  • 1 points KrakenTrollBot

    "Do what you like, and you'll never work a day in your life"

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  • 1 points TortelliniTheGoblin

    Meth

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  • 1 points REO_Speed_Dragon

    I wish I loved my job that much.

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  • 1 points grimonce

    Wow, not sure I'd risk that. Those rip easily (the bags).

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  • 1 points Radiant_Bowl_2598

    Guy manages to walk on water. Thank u refuse collector man!

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  • 1 points Allstategk

    Get this man some Heely's

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  • 1 points Plenty-Bad7659

    Hey so whatever he’s getting paid… it’s not enough

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  • 1 points Damoet

    I did not know extreme rubbish collection was even a thing!

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  • 1 points Ok-Push9899

    This guy has a perfect running style and also perfect balance.

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  • 1 points PsychologicalSize365

    Opening of the sequel to baby driver.

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  • 1 points elcapitan1342

    I want him on my team

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  • 1 points Flashy_Narwhal9362

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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  • 1 points FrameJump

    This is what happens when you show up to work hung over on meth.

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  • 1 points Sacrex22

    Shit, I lost my breath just by looking at him running, i need to get in shape again

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