Stuart Little fans are only just realising that he's not actually a mouse | He's a human child that looks like a mouse
  • 959 points AdreKiseque

    He WHAT

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    89 points KodakStele

    HE'S A HUMAN CHILD THAT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE

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    46 points FlyingFlipPhone

    With whiskers and a tail. If he's a human, he's got genetic issues. They say that crabs-like animals keep evolving, so perhaps the same with rodents?

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    9 points Dry_Bodybuilder9898

    BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!

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    1 points SWEARNOTKGB

    I have no more fathoms left

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  • 1183 points TrixieLaBouche

    This raises more questions than it answers for me.

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    591 points ambigulous_rainbow

    This hasn't saved me a click at all

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    236 points TrixieLaBouche

    r/addedyoumanyaclick

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    26 points riegspsych325

    welp, fell for that one

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    25 points Sengfroid

    One more in a long line of clicks

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    97 points steikul

    It discussed in the source book, Stuart was born like that. He was not adopted, but he was really small with mouse features.

    The reason why he was like that was never explained. This sure raises some concerns about his mother...

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    75 points BelaFarinRod

    But if I remember correctly (and I may not because it’s been almost 50 years) the book says that his mom “gave birth to a mouse.” And everyone just kind of said “WTF? Well OK we’ll name him Stuart.” So I feel like he is a mouse. But he was born from humans.

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    50 points UncreativeTeam

    So we can all agree that her real baby died during childbirth and a mouse crawled into her vagina around the same time, and then everyone pretended the mouse was the child to save her the pain of losing a child. No further questions, your honor.

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    35 points TheHancock

    What a day to have eyes…

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    2 points PrettyNegative

    That’s kind of like the book Starve Acre… but a hare instead of a mouse

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    1 points UltLuc

    You still have time to delete this.

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    17 points PRRZ70

    I've never read the books but what the actual hell? In what world would the birthing of a mouse not cause absolute chaos?

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    11 points TheHancock

    Honestly it would be REALLY easy because mice are so small… my question is did his mom even know she was pregnant? Lol

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    25 points steikul

    I only read once so I also can be wrong but the emphasis of "small boy, 5 cm, with mouse-like features" and also the book cover depicts him really look like a mouse, even with whiskers and tails.

    I think the story never depicted any medical tests to check whether Stuart is a human or a mouse, but based on the cover....yeah, it is a talking mouse

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    7 points Jindabyne1

    So in the book he was just a mousy boy? Was being a mouse any part of it? This is Humpty Dumpty all over again.

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    5 points steikul

    He is born from human parents. The reason of mouse-like features IIRC was never addressed. Maybe because this is children book so it goes back to "it is what it is"

    Now I have some ideas for thriller / psychology book story of what if the reason is more complicated than it seems...

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    3 points kissesntea

    pasiphaë…2!!!!

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  • 365 points Certesis

    Like somebody else said, first Hello Kitty and now this? What's next, Curious George? Marmaduke?

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    315 points GirthIgnorer

    scooby doo is shaggys brother. he trapped his spirit in their dog after a transmutation to resurrect their mother went horribly wrong

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    132 points Thirdatarian

    . . . Ed . . . ward? Can we play now?

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    141 points Neiot

    Ra... ggy...

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    6 points TX16Tuna

    Like, what’s that, Scoob? You think the energy demands of equivalent exchange are insufficient and you’re concerned it’s consuming innocent souls from another dimension?

    Like zoinks, man. What a crazy thing to believe. We make up that energy deficit by eating tons of food. Like how else would we eat 50,000 calories in a day each and stay this skinny?

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    57 points MonkeyChoker80

    Full Mystery Machinima: Jinkieshood

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    26 points SarcasticBench

    Fuck that, in the last theatrical movie he was a stray. Still annoyed that cop had to ask his last name as if dogs really have last names that everyone needs to know

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    20 points ToastyJackson

    There’s a Scooby-Doo movie where Shaggy has a dream of what Scooby would look like as a human?file=Scooby-Doo_%28human%29.png)

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    23 points Not_Steve

    Thanks, I hate it.

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    8 points bloodfist

    There's that one continuity where he's canonically some kind of lovecraftian Old One trapped in a dog or something

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    3 points Limp-Replacement1403

    I believe that was the mystery incorporated TV series on Cartoon Network.

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    1 points bt123456789

    definitely is probably Mystery Incorporated.

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    17 points Certesis

    I hate you

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    2 points Chiiro

    If I remember correctly Scooby-Doo is canonically of origins. His family lineage is from outer space.

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    81 points anrwlias

    There's some nuance to the Hello Kitty thing. She is clearly felinoid, but she is, canonically, a person. In context, calling her a cat would imply that she's just an animal, which is not the case.

    The same thing explains the Goofy/Pluto divide. Pluto is a pet who acts like an animal and is, hence, a dog. Goofy, in spite of his appearance, behaves like a person and is, thus, not a dog but, rather, a person with dog-like features.

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    109 points Certesis

    But there's no way she's five apples tall but only weighs three apples with that big-ass head

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    29 points mightystu

    Confirmed an airhead

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    3 points TheHancock

    75% fluff!

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    24 points IronHockeyStick

    There's a whole race of dog-people like Goofy in the Disney universe. Same with ducks. And Mickey Mouse is a mutant.

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    18 points CrashCalamity

    Because he can turn around but his ears remain oriented to the viewer?

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    10 points bloodfist

    Four dimensional ears are a secondary mutation

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    4 points ThaiJohnnyDepp

    Signifies that the Mouse is always listening

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    11 points BaronGrackle

    But Goofy is a dog. Mickey is a mouse. Anthros coexist with dumb animals in these universes; it doesn't solve anything to pretend that isn't the case. :D

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    3 points TheHancock

    Counter, Goofy is a very skinny hippo.

    It’s the mouth.

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    2 points SpoppyIII

    Trope: Furry Confusion

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    3 points BaronGrackle

    That's funny dialogue, but the moment you ask, "What the hell is Goofy?" you're basically asking the same of Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Daisy. And they get called Mouse or Duck. :)

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    2 points Redbird9346

    And not just with Disney characters. Every anthropomorphic animal character is now called into question. Bugs Bunny, Yogi Bear, Underdog…

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    8 points hypo-osmotic

    Yeah there’s degrees of anthropomorphism in play. Kitty White is like Mickey Mouse and his friends; she looks very much like a cat but she has the full legal rights as a human being. Some versions of Looney Tunes by contrast are a step more animalistic; Bugs Bunny acts very much like a human but he is a rabbit and it would not be murder if Elmer Fudd ever successfully killed him

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    3 points bloodfist

    Multiple times Donald Duck has been depicted as unable to swim. Disney anthros are as far removed from their animal ancestors as it gets.

    New fan theory: unlike Looney Tunes where they're clearly sentient animals, Mickey and friends live in a post-gene editing world where they actually are humans who have had their genes altered to have animal traits. Because it's affecting them at a cellular level, it's hereditary.

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    5 points dashingThroughSnow12

    People have pet monkeys 🤷

    Pluto/Goofy never confused me.

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    2 points SpoppyIII

    Trope: Furry Confusion

    I generally go with the parallel evolution theory. All of the humanoid animals in these universes are yes, like humans vs. monkeys. They evolved from a common ancestor to the "feral" animals, on different paths.

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    3 points SpoppyIII

    Arthur has a pet dog, Pal, but he goes to school with Binky who is also a dog.

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    16 points leathakkor

    Just wait till you find out that curious George was so hairy because he was a chronic masturbator!

    And he was just curious about his own body

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    8 points call-now

    Curious George is a hallucinated perspective of one of the monkeys with the Rage virus in 28 days later.

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    6 points reverend-mayhem

    Clifford will turn out to be a red elephant with dog-like features.

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    2 points alleyalleyjude

    The Fraggles are all abandoned children with horrible birth defects.

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    1 points horceface

    Skippyjon Jones

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    1 points SpoppyIII

    If you know what Night in the Woods is, those characters are all allegedly humans. As if.

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    1 points CosmicCommando

    Curious George is just a city kid. That's what people from cities look like. Everybody knows that.

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    1 points mr9025

    🤬 HOW DID THIS NEVER COME UP IN THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES??!!!

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    1 points No_Imagination7102

    The average redditor starting to feel what it feels like to be a 90 year old bigot.

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  • 200 points jwink3101

    I seem to recall the movie made him an actual mouse. I know in the book he is actually a human.

    But his family really treats him like a mouse!

    I did not particularly enjoy the book when I listened to it with my 7 year old.

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    196 points lazyfoxheart

    I seem to recall the movie made him an actual mouse.

    I have never read the book so I can't comment on that, but I the movie he's 100% a mouse. I distinctly remember the woman at the orphanage explaining that he lost his parents in a tragic accident involving a collapsing tower of soup cans, which sounds extremely fatal for mice but not usually for humans.

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    41 points potsticker17

    Could depend on the size of the soup tower. I can see someone getting crushed by an unstable soup display because they grabbed a load bearing chicken noodle from the bottom.

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    45 points Talk-O-Boy

    I lost my little brother that way.

    He didn’t die or anything, we just couldn’t find him amongst the pile of cans. After hours of searching, Mom said we had to leave or she wouldn’t have time to make dinner.

    Some say Timmy still lives within the wreckage, feeding off the cans of soup which imprison him.

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    6 points Schonke

    /r/OSHA

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    16 points IO-NightOwl

    Wasn't there a plotline about all the neighbourhood cats trying to kill him because 'a mouse with a pet cat' is an affront to nature?

    Shouldn't be a problem if Stuart is a human, right?

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    5 points pantsthereaper

    I remember reading a story where he met another tiny person and they went on a picnic. The illustrations absolutely made him look like a mouse with human proportions because I think the other tiny person looked normal

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    5 points ItsYouButBetter

    What's weird is how his fake mouse parents are able to catch a cab so easily. Like what, do mice in New York tip cab drivers really well?

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    1 points Yourdjentpal

    It’s just soup for my family

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    1 points averageinternetfella

    Stuart Little’s parents died in mouse 9/11??

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    2 points ohmytodd

    What a twist!

    (M. Night was a screenwriter.)

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  • 211 points citrusmellarosa

    I read a lot of E. B. White as a kid (although I liked Beverly Clearly’s The Mouse and the Motorcycle better than Stuart Little) and it’s always been one of my favourite facts to bring up out of nowhere. 

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    48 points TheManOfSpaceAndTime

    Finding E.B. White as a child was an amazing experience. First time in my life that I recognized and searched out an author besides The Berenstain Bears.

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    28 points TrickyAudin

    I was JUST talking about the Ralph S Mouse books with my partner the other day! I don't know that I've met another soul that's read them

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    22 points abbacha

    I loved the Mouse and the Motorcycle books so much! I’m going to revisit them with my niece when she’s learning how to read

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    10 points Dramatic_Solution630

    Ralph S Mouse!! I literally forgot about Ralph until this post and it made me so happy!

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    7 points clandevort

    I loved the mouse and the motorcycle!

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    2 points MRAGGGAN

    I’m hoping I get to read them to my daughter soon, they were some favorites for me when I was a kid!

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    3 points jonathot12

    damn i hardly remember my childhood but that just pinged something in my memory. mouse and the motorcycle… i loved that shit

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    1 points theistgal

    I still think of Ralph any time I need to take an aspirin!

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    0 points justpophamin

    When I was a kid this was the first chapter book my Dad read to me. I made sure it was the first for both my kids as well.

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    12 points Kuhl_Bohnen

    I was absolutely obsessed with the Mouse and the Motorcycle books. Huge part of my childhood. I always wished there was more of them.

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    4 points k1wyif

    The Mouse and the Motorcycle was so good! My mom made me a little Ralph S. Mouse and he rode my Barbie motorcycle. It was one of the nicest things she ever did for me.

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    2 points BarrelFullOfWeasels

    🥰

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  • 122 points Bloated_Hamster

    This is just a difference between people who only know the story from the movie and people who read the book. He's not a child in the movie. He's a mouse.

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    6 points strongcoffee2go

    My mom read me the book as a kid and there was a mouse on the cover. I obviously did not pick up on the needed clues to figure out he was not actually a mouse.

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  • 45 points Shipwreck_Kelly

    What the fuck

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  • 20 points MirrorMan22102018

    In the book, it was the case. Therefore, the movies understandably decided to have him be a mouse that gets adopted instead.

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  • 19 points CumbersomeNugget

    The fuck he is.

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  • 121 points negrote1000

    There’s Stuart Little fans?

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    49 points drakkan133

    Dozens of us, DOZENS!!

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    8 points Gekthegecko

    /r/stuartlittlefacts

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    1 points MechanicalCantaloupe

    r/unexpectedarresteddevelopment

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  • 32 points pleasekillmerightnow

    I always saw it as a metaphor for being a kid who looks different.

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    14 points Barackrifle

    Ugly duckling with more steps

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  • 5 points hogan_tyrone

    Been noticing the hullabaloo on twitter about this. Have people forgotten how to be whimsical? To me it’s simply a silly lore explanation, said with a wink and nod to the silliness of it. EB White’s way of saying “he’s an anthropomorphic mouse. just take it for what it is and enjoy the story.”

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    1 points AudioxDope

    Media literacy is at an all time low

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    2 points hogan_tyrone

    Yeah. This discourse is driving me insane, lol. People discussing biology and genetics and such.

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  • 22 points InvisibleGiraffe

    Every time someone is surprised by this I know they haven’t read the book. I loved E. B. Whites books as kid. Mostly. That was one of the things I didn’t love. I thought it was weird. Though I was also annoyed when the movie came out and they made him an actual mouse who was adopted, because “That’s not how the story in the book went!” 😆

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    8 points Aussietism

    How is it presented in the books instead?

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    18 points InvisibleGiraffe

    His human mother literally gives birth to him. There is no further explanation beyond that. I found an audio book of the first chapter if you want to see for yourself. 😆

    https://youtu.be/NugoenEDgU0?si=5UhTdLf7BK2mcwnf

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    7 points echos2

    I read this book more than once as a child, but I'd completely forgotten this.

    I feel like the pictures in the book, which I vaguely recall being pencil or pen-and-ink drawings, portrayed him as a mouse. I guess he was dressed in pants (and shirts and shoes), and he walked on two feet, but his head was all mouse.

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    16 points InvisibleGiraffe

    For all intents and purposes, he is a mouse, he was just born from a human mother and happened to be the size of a mouse, and look exactly like a mouse in every way, except he talk and dressed like a human. It makes no logical sense, you just have to grant it fairytale logic and just go with it. 😆

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    3 points echos2

    Lol, yeah. I think as a kid my head just translated all of that into a mouse. (If it walks like a mouse?) I've never seen the movie, but I seriously thought he was a mouse! And for whatever reason, I had no problem with that. Hahaha!

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  • 3 points charliefoxtrot9

    Something to the effect of Mama Little came home from the hospital with their new baby brother, Stuart. and he looked like a tiny mouse. Probably a very easy delivery, but extremely weird.

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  • 4 points krokadog

    He’s a stinking great rat

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  • 3 points TheMatt561

    What?

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  • 3 points Nachooolo

    I eject your reality and substitute my own

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  • 3 points TaeyeonUchiha

    Wait til they find out Hello Kitty isn’t a cat

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  • 2 points amalgaman

    Isn’t he also mouse sized?

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  • 2 points InfiniteAuthor7553

    I'm, how, what?

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  • 2 points not-finished

    Having never read the book or watched the movie I don’t feel bad saying this: I did not know that, and I assumed he was a mouse.

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  • 2 points IolaBoylen

    I read the book as a kid and I thought he was a mouse??!? I thought the book was weird - actually hated it

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  • 2 points spoookyturtle

    This caused me several clicks including the linked article wtf

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  • 2 points SaltAbbreviations744

    This is nonsense.  I have read the book dozens of times this year (to my kid) and he’s absolutely a mouse in the book.  The mom gives birth to a mouse.  It doesn’t make sense, but he’s a mouse.  His parents change the words to “Silent Night” to say “Not a creature was stirring, not even a louse” to avoid offending him.  He gets carried around by a bird and tangled up in the rolling blinds.  He’s 100% pure mus musculus.

    edit: let’s imagine a real world scenario where a woman goes into labor and a bird comes out of her.  No one is saying “it’s a human that looks like a bird”, we’re all saying “whoa that woman just gave birth to a bird wtf hold me”  

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  • 1 points Fleiger133

    So....fur?

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  • 1 points maine64

    where are all these furrie children coming from?

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  • 1 points BCmutt

    In the movie hes a mouse, the ancient folktale version where he actually dies after touching water and turning to stone isnt relevent here.

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  • 1 points spooninthepudding

    I love the idea of ardent fans who’ve been watching this movie since 1999 suddenly independently coming to the realization all at once that he was not in fact a mouse

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  • 1 points otisthe3rd

    I can't deal with this right now.

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  • 1 points snowdn

    Wait, WTF?

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  • 1 points Redbird9346

    This is Hello Kitty all over again.

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  • 1 points Kinky-Cookie-Cutter

    I am now reminded of that fantastic Leo Vader video

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  • 1 points leftymeowz

    Excuse me?

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  • 1 points ricky2304

    I beg your freaking pardon? 😐

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  • 1 points spacestationkru

    WOT??

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  • 1 points Xirvare

    This thread has been a wild read top to bottom.

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  • 1 points j00cifer

    I refuse to click

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  • 1 points brunoreis93

    WHAT

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  • 1 points Nuffsaid98

    Hello Kitty isn't a cat. She a little girl that looks like a cat.

    What would happen if those two met?

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  • 1 points Content_Geologist420

    I hate this movie even more now.

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  • 1 points dumly

    I thought he was a just mouse in the movie to get kids interested

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  • 0 points reverend-mayhem

    Oh, kinda like how Hello Kitty is canonically a little human girl dressed up as a cat?

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  • 0 points SkullRunner

    This is like the take that hello kitty is not a cat, but also a little girl.

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  • -2 points MobileTough

    Fake news.

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