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He’s wearing bark chaps. Leave him be! He’s tall, sturdy, and fabulous on top! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) This is the uniquely local tree known as Folsomis Streetus Ursus.
I once saw someone going at it with a tree in the Tenderloin (really). At the time I was dismayed and perplexed but if it had been this tree I would have been dismayed and slightly less perplexed.
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Strybing Arboretum. They changed the name so they could commerciaiize it and cut down a lot of trees! :( It is amazing this one still stands. I guess the new party central "greenhouse" was not in the way....
Call it the BUTTanical gardens!!!!!
Came here to say this… 😂
Tree in chaps -- should be on Folsom Street.
Well now I do.
I believe the helpline for this is 1-900-MIXALOT
Baby got bark
My anaconda don’t want none
Been awhile, eh?
It's evolutionary biology at work... an adaptation to our local environment.
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knotty
wood
Hilarious find!
That tree has a BBL
Botanical Bark Lift
Hank Hill?!
Oh man that explains why I have splinters…
Underrated comment
For those wanting more tree naughty bits from gg park. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/74p4Nw0Xfs
He’s wearing bark chaps. Leave him be! He’s tall, sturdy, and fabulous on top! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) This is the uniquely local tree known as Folsomis Streetus Ursus.
I once saw someone going at it with a tree in the Tenderloin (really).
At the time I was dismayed and perplexed but if it had been this tree I would have been dismayed and slightly less perplexed.
https://preview.redd.it/y7tn2pbgdmag1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a0e72b5592f3b8090a6c0a2f3f3c29f0113734
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https://i.redd.it/krxw2pwvimag1.gif
Junk in the trunk?
Hehe
Even our trees are gay
Meh...I've seen flashers in the park before. ;)
Fellow shrooms in botanical garden enjoyer 🤝
Close! How'd u know I was on acid 😭
Strybing Arboretum. They changed the name so they could commerciaiize it and cut down a lot of trees! :(
It is amazing this one still stands. I guess the new party central "greenhouse" was not in the way....
Good eye! 🤣🤣🤣
Nice tree ass
Everybody out.
I know you can't stop thinking about her now, but I believe in you, OP.
everything reminds me of him
The buttanical gardens strike again
That’s a tree elf for ya
It’s the Harvey Milk Memorial tree.
Stay away from my tree!
Wood
This is both peek reddit and peak reddit.
That tree is giving me wood.
I am Groo-ooo-OOO-OOOOOOOOOOOH-t
You should call her.
!Hold onto my beer 🍻 be right back! 🏃♂️💨
Hear me out..
🤣🤣🤣
Why you blowing up my spot?! 😭😫