We had our first Christmas without my wife’s asshole family, and she kept starting shit with us and then freaking out that maybe she was the problem all along.
I had to remind her that she had 40 xmases in a row where everyone is out to emotionally shank her in the back, so she probably needs a few chill xmases to learn what peace feels like.
This is my problem. My family makes Christmas such a hostile experience, I have a panic attack every year around the 21sr-24th and usually spend the entire month of December being weird. I called it Christmas derangement syndrome this year, and my loved ones are all very aware of it. I never say this about any of the other shit about me that’s different, but I really wish I could be normal about Christmas. I really wish I could enjoy it, or at least opt out without it being a thing lmao. I live in the US there’s no opting out of Christmas.
Just choose another then.
We had our first Christmas without my wife’s asshole family, and she kept starting shit with us and then freaking out that maybe she was the problem all along.
I had to remind her that she had 40 xmases in a row where everyone is out to emotionally shank her in the back, so she probably needs a few chill xmases to learn what peace feels like.
this is rlly sweet
I’m your wife this Xmas and I’m having the same issues. This helped a lot and you’re v thoughtful to see it that way!
Your wife needs an edible and a hug.
DUDE WEED
Is your wife behaving badly and nagging too much? Just give her drugs to shut her up! Its the 1950s all over again baby, amarite?
Tbh Barbiturates are kinda nice tho, the days just breeze by, ahh phenobarbital.
This is my problem. My family makes Christmas such a hostile experience, I have a panic attack every year around the 21sr-24th and usually spend the entire month of December being weird. I called it Christmas derangement syndrome this year, and my loved ones are all very aware of it. I never say this about any of the other shit about me that’s different, but I really wish I could be normal about Christmas. I really wish I could enjoy it, or at least opt out without it being a thing lmao. I live in the US there’s no opting out of Christmas.
luckily theres no common denominator to reflect on
There are like 5 different unfunny bootleg versions of The Onion nowadays