This feels like an extinct genre of white boy. Where’d they go? Did they ride their jet skis into the horizon once the Sublime frontman died? Tragic ATV accidents?
The last one I dated was in like, 2012 and I stopped seeing him because he implied I should be his sugar mama before I GOT ON THE BUS TO GO HOME. Whatever happened to Jason?
Mine was named Eric and he gave amazing head 🤣 but then he went to jail a little bit and when he got out he worked at the local Target before I lost touch entirely with him. Nice guy, needed more love and direction than I could give him.
The one who'd hang out with us freshman when he was a senior told me that you couldn't eat mushrooms with a tongue piercing, because the spores would grow new mushrooms inside your mouth ("if you ate magic mushrooms, you'd basically trip forever")
The piercings wrecked their teeth so they couldn't eat anymore. And because they were straight they never went to the doctor/dentist and so they all starved to death. 😔
sometimes i envision my boyfriend with a tongue piercing and one of those trashy v line tattoos and let me tell you, you'd have to beat me off of him with a stick
One of them was a regular at a bar I worked at. He sued the hotel kitchen he worked in for a labour dispute and ended up getting a settlement which he used to day trade and fuck around with his much younger bartender gf. He is bipolar and has crazy anger issues so he has been banned from most places on the strip. He’s kinda working his way down but last I heard he was sober ish? Hopeful he figures it all out.
I dated the archetypal tongue ring guy in about 2009. Skinny, huge dick, played bass and lived in a dumpy house with his chain smoking mom. I’m pretty sure he died in a skateboarding accident.
my otherwise extremely normal-seeming husband had one until he was like 34, a relic of his teen raver days that he just never got rid of. i always liked how out-of-place it seemed
They still work at the mall and date 14 year olds
The opioid crisis hit that demographic hard.
Tongue piercings remind of the guy from Road Rage. You thought makes sense to me.
This
Nothing, you just aged out of the demographic they date (15 year olds)
LOL😭
The last one I dated was in like, 2012 and I stopped seeing him because he implied I should be his sugar mama before I GOT ON THE BUS TO GO HOME. Whatever happened to Jason?
Mine was named Matt and his mom would NOT leave us tf alone whenever I went to his mobile home
She was looking out for you. 🤣
Mine was named Eric and he gave amazing head 🤣 but then he went to jail a little bit and when he got out he worked at the local Target before I lost touch entirely with him. Nice guy, needed more love and direction than I could give him.
The one who'd hang out with us freshman when he was a senior told me that you couldn't eat mushrooms with a tongue piercing, because the spores would grow new mushrooms inside your mouth ("if you ate magic mushrooms, you'd basically trip forever")
It was really hard not to downvote this purely for the visual imagery 🤢
The piercings wrecked their teeth so they couldn't eat anymore. And because they were straight they never went to the doctor/dentist and so they all starved to death. 😔
Many such cases
My first sexual experience with a boy was with someone who had a tongue piercing. Been chasing that high ever since
sometimes i envision my boyfriend with a tongue piercing and one of those trashy v line tattoos and let me tell you, you'd have to beat me off of him with a stick
You're my butterfly
Sugar, baby
I always heard if they messed up the piercing your tongue would fall off so maybe there are a bunch who just suffer from fear of misinformation
They’re all investment bankers now
My brother had one. Is now investment banker
Give me his number
they were never straight
they had to ditch them after the male pattern baldness kicked in…the mood is ruined when you see their bald spot while going down on you
One of them was a regular at a bar I worked at. He sued the hotel kitchen he worked in for a labour dispute and ended up getting a settlement which he used to day trade and fuck around with his much younger bartender gf. He is bipolar and has crazy anger issues so he has been banned from most places on the strip. He’s kinda working his way down but last I heard he was sober ish? Hopeful he figures it all out.
Whoa. I had honestly forgot that these guys existed until I read this.
I fractured 3 teeth and swore ide never wear one again. :/
I dated the archetypal tongue ring guy in about 2009. Skinny, huge dick, played bass and lived in a dumpy house with his chain smoking mom. I’m pretty sure he died in a skateboarding accident.
But let me tell you, that tongue could work.
my otherwise extremely normal-seeming husband had one until he was like 34, a relic of his teen raver days that he just never got rid of. i always liked how out-of-place it seemed
I miss them so much
Literally grieving
The 90s ended a long time ago.
I work with one. He’s a 32 emo man. Total disaster but he’s a lot of fun
Last time I met one, was back in 2000 on a military base.
They grew up and most took them out. I recently bagged one who kept his in and I feel very lucky for it. God he's yummy.
Hormones out
Maybe they learned that it means they love sucking cock and stopped it