don't knock it till you try it, if we can eat orange chicken, what's to say we can't eat apple chicken?

This has me cracking up man.

Something straight out of r/shittyrestrictionfood

I mean what are they gonna do, complain?

Americans have blurred the lines between dogs and babies to the extent that their food has started to resemble dog food blends

Sitter? More like shitter, amiright folks!!