It’s the penultimate (so sad the end is approaching to what has been so good a season) episode and the queens all have to get to work on a Mega Challenge involving four different aspects.
Will PM make it top four yall?????? We find out soon
My bf who's not really into drag came into the room during the critiques for the monologues and died laughing when they panned over to Sami from Karamilk 😭😭😭 he also immediately clocked her wigline "is that a shadow? Or bangs??" Bless him
in a series that is noteworthy for having some of the purest concentrated cringe in all of drag race the monologue might actually have made me cringe more than any other challenge in cdr history
i saw more than a handful of comments and posts about how good and moving it was and i love these three girls but they were wrong as hell for subjecting them (and us) to that
listen gia voice there's room for everyone. But. this gave me painfully vivd flashbacks to high school speech and debate tournaments which is not the vibe i should be getting from these gals!!!
I really liked it. I could have done with more than one beat repeated five times, but it’s was like if Ariana DeBose’s Oscars rap was knowingly camp not so bad it’s good camp.
Did anyone ever provide any receipts regarding that? Because I know Mya Foxx also got the same allegations and (seemingly) refuted them.
What is certain though is Sarain said some weird shit about indigenous people needing to have babies as a way to combat colonialism. Rather than... you know... having kids out of love.
I was curious too and googled and for me every single result was from a single person on Facebook. Not saying the allegations can’t be true, but that just feels very weird
How do y’all come up with these scenarios, icanttt 😭 There’s gotta be a sprinkle of wish fulfillment teas in most of these and I refuse to believe otherwise
Need america to fuck with the contestants again outside of just ostracization like Canada. 3 challenges in one episode and a LSFYL if you fail to win is actually abuse and i love it lmfaooooooo
yesterday i found a tumblr blog where a mom of an autistic 4yo boy reblogs pictures of mario because her son loves him and she told about how her son's other special interest is robot vacuum cleaners and he was very excited about a shark brand robot vacuum gift and today i see this product placement... maybe they are onto something maybe i Will look up shark brand online......
PM wearing a crochet pair of briefs and tank top to chill in as the rest of them worked their asses off to get safety was frying me 💀 looking like a Montreal he/they snuck on set
Karamilk raigebating the fuck out of Van Goth with her “I was so close to winning last week” is actually so funny. It felt like she was trying to throw her off her game and I was rooting for her to do it
Oh it was literally just "Do whatever and we will pick and choose what we critique." Because everyone used the dress as just black fabric scrabs but they only critiqued it on like half the girls.
I'm worried about that. But I also don't certainly think it'll happen for the following reasons:
Only 3 franchises have even hit the season 7 threshold at time of writing: DRUS, DRUK, and DRUSAS. The third one was actually good. 2 franchises with the same host does not make a pattern that'll be followed by a franchise which is highly autonomous.
DRUKS7 and DRUSS7 are both commonly interpreted to be amazingly awful because they followed good seasons. But there's an alternative interpretation. You could say that both sucked because the studio became too scared to take risks due to the shows having flagship status, which doesn't apply here.
At the time of DRUSS7, Drag Race US was the only thing keeping Logo and WOW in operation, so there was likely a fear of risks.
DRUK is the only thing keeping the lights on at BBC3. They literally revived the network. We know the BBC is investing more and more in DRUK. They have prize money now. They have VsTheWorld seasons. Fear of risk is likely present.
CDR, although Crave does treat it as a priority, isn't the only thing keeping the lights on for them. If anything, I think they're loosing priority with this franchise. This season, they added a double-elimination episode, which reduced the episode count. The lipsync songs are cheap even by Canada standards. The Celine song was a live version and they're using Priyaka music. I think the budget might've shrunk rather than grown.
Canada is BY FAR the most experimental part of the franchise. If any series is resistant to going stale, it's Canada. Risks will be taken.
CDR knows how to make entertaining TV. They cast PM as an agent of chaos. They cast Melinda. They cast XANA. DRUK, in contrast, is very hit-or-miss. Look at DRUKS3. It was a shitshow. And DRUKS4 was only less-awful. Kate singlehandedly carried S5 to middle-of-the-pack, kind of like how DRUS tried to use Katya in DRUSS7, except it worked.
Peanut Butter & Cha Cha Bitch don't work as runway music and aren't cancon, so we are less likely to have to endure them in CDRS7.
Eboni actually gave me chills during her monologue like deadass, it actually felt like she authentically was speaking out of her own experience. WHERE IS HER OSCAR?
We have diva worship circle: trans excellence Eboni and my unhealthy obsession ❤️Sami❤️( btw i am sooo proud of her🥹 i thought she would be early out and bitches can’t get her drag.. i am so happy bitch.)
Obliviously Van should be here like bitch is talented designer and sewist. I would hire here for my team.
And concept of gooning devil horn wearing, potentially scat doll being PM being in there too is so fascinating to me. I like this weird ass bitch they reminds me of me being on drugs and being manic all the time in my teenage years. They obviously gonna get chopped for sure but we will get another gooning devil horn from their collection.
I was so caught off guard at the insensitivity/pejorative phrase choice that I started dissecting its etymology in my head; now that I think about it most of us ‘lose’ some parts of it by Lady Bunny’s ashy age, not that it makes Van’s use any better IJBOL
Karamilk kinda held back in that lip sync, maybe she felt defeated. Also, technically was this considered a challenge win for Sami as she won the lip sync for talent? idkkkk but I’m counting it.
the thing is PM is actually a good performer but the fucking gold strings on this outfit are so distracting i literally can't process what she's doing with her expressions
i wish they’d given PM the old michelle-style “no more of your signature style, we want something different” critique, just to see them staring in panic at their costume rack filled with nothing but jester hoods
LMAO at Kara trying to start the typical “I really thought this was gonna be my week” monologue and Van just laughing in her face and shutting that down
not to disrespect her talent bc the bitch can sew but it's crazy to me she's going into the finale with the best record exclusively bc she can sew. where is the range!
Speaking of completely unhinged scenarios: I kinda can’t help but wonder how our darksided diva Dulce and her take on those challenges would look like 👀🥸😍
PM making it to the finale… werk. Whoever decided to coin PM as the court jester of this season, you are ROTTED and more importantly funny as fuck.
Anyways Karamilk could’ve won the design portion sorry not sorry. Her dress was different enough from her Brooke dress imo and I think she fulfilled the brief cause she turned that ugly little black dress into those gorgeous little flowers. I get they probably wanted the black dress material to be featured in a bigger way, but Karamilk really made something beautiful. And I’m sorry but Van Goth’s silhouette was lowkey giving diaper.
Beyond that, just imagine the gag of Van Goth having lost a design challenge and how angry she would be. Is it so wrong of me that every episode I just want Van Goth to crash out? She’s entertaining when she’s pissy fr fr.
Team Eboni because she do have that winner edit and she’s pretty and talented and her DIPS HER DIPS ARE SO CUNTY AND PUSSWATCHA
Divas sound off:
Would you let PM be your DT (Dom Top)?
Sami Landri out of drag gives me nice boy in the medieval village who sells little things made of straw
Seducing caravan trade for a loom
she gives me teenage bully in a 90s Disney movie
She’s kinda giving friar vibes as well. She would kill it in some brown robes.
Sami making me laugh in her monologue omfg girl can’t be serious LMFAO “Dancing for tips 🤪💃…They don’t see that 😔💔”
Plus the makeup I’m dying
"I'm stripped down" with four inch eyelashes sticking out of her head at 90deg
(complimentary)
The meaty tuck visible through the cheap fabric, the hairline, the ugly heels…
MY QUEEN. I was going to shut down if Karamilk advanced over her!
The whole look down to those shoessss, I wanted to laugh so bad
My bf who's not really into drag came into the room during the critiques for the monologues and died laughing when they panned over to Sami from Karamilk 😭😭😭 he also immediately clocked her wigline "is that a shadow? Or bangs??" Bless him
I love these discussion posts I feel so much more at home discussing this niche obscure cult classic than the main franchise
canada's drag race has the most wacky and sincerely fun tone of any drag race franchise I think
This is why I jokingly call Germany S1 a bonus season of Canada. The two have a similar vibe.
Question for the culture: Canada colonizing Germany when? ⏰
Like I love y'all it's like if it was the 80s and i'm calling and responding at a midnight showing of rocky horror
If CDR is a movie it would be Neil Breen vanity project you know what i mean. That’s why this will be top tier franchise
Jada’s ghost monologue taking up most of the season 3 rap. Give this season an Emmy, Peabody, and a Tony.
That should've been the monologue they do during the nerve round.
sami getting season 2 and under the big top ...... feels Correct
the producers were winking at us specifically when they chose that
in a series that is noteworthy for having some of the purest concentrated cringe in all of drag race the monologue might actually have made me cringe more than any other challenge in cdr history
I was hiding under my hand watching the whole thing. The synchronized parts with the three-way split screen made me want to roll off my bed especially
i saw more than a handful of comments and posts about how good and moving it was and i love these three girls but they were wrong as hell for subjecting them (and us) to that
listen gia voice there's room for everyone. But. this gave me painfully vivd flashbacks to high school speech and debate tournaments which is not the vibe i should be getting from these gals!!!
There was just...no build to the monologue
I had to pause to take a big breath a couple of times
I’m teaching intro to acting right now and I would not let a student do a monologue like that because there is just nothing to work with
This review rap is a cringe smorgasbord
We are eating well tn
The way Eboni was delivering it like it was a Grammy winning pop masterpiece
The new cringe sub music theme
I really liked it. I could have done with more than one beat repeated five times, but it’s was like if Ariana DeBose’s Oscars rap was knowingly camp not so bad it’s good camp.
Did lemon write these raps??
“We have a lipsync survivor”
OOP
“Xana don’t know how to find the beat” ?? 😭
The horn hoods are killing me now it’s so funny
Them immediately fast tracking PM to the finale because going forward they refuse to hold court without their jester
Finale eleganza jester hood incoming
EVERY WEEK
They really just brought one in every colour
“Cuz they eat apples in Paris”??????
IJBOL
apple tatin found dead
Reminded me of a UK TV classic, Do the French like their children?
I feel the presence of the enemy within Sarain Fox
She's permanently 🧿👄🧿 it's been freaking me out
Ever since hearing about the pretendian allegations it’s a bit dark sided
Did anyone ever provide any receipts regarding that? Because I know Mya Foxx also got the same allegations and (seemingly) refuted them.
What is certain though is Sarain said some weird shit about indigenous people needing to have babies as a way to combat colonialism. Rather than... you know... having kids out of love.
I was curious too and googled and for me every single result was from a single person on Facebook. Not saying the allegations can’t be true, but that just feels very weird
TRACIBOT AND HER ROBOT FAN SISTERS
im SCREAMINGGGG
Imagine you look out the window of your flight and the gremlin on the wing is PM?!?
How do y’all come up with these scenarios, icanttt 😭 There’s gotta be a sprinkle of wish fulfillment teas in most of these and I refuse to believe otherwise
tbf this is a twilight zone episode. i can’t explain the rest tho
Need america to fuck with the contestants again outside of just ostracization like Canada. 3 challenges in one episode and a LSFYL if you fail to win is actually abuse and i love it lmfaooooooo
https://preview.redd.it/35ie42jsj8cg1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=4529117c76b9afcf4f7c0a120218150d1e6bd73a
The 5 stages of grief
Or in PM's mind she, they, them, their.
OMFG THEY GOT RID OF THE TROJAN BOX BUT TRACIBOT STILL GOT HER PRODUCT PLACEMENT WITH THESE SHARK FANS WERRRRRRK
Werk Shark Fan Favourite!
yesterday i found a tumblr blog where a mom of an autistic 4yo boy reblogs pictures of mario because her son loves him and she told about how her son's other special interest is robot vacuum cleaners and he was very excited about a shark brand robot vacuum gift and today i see this product placement... maybe they are onto something maybe i Will look up shark brand online......
But seriously, those fans are incredible
karamilk in the lipsync doing jump squats to the beat with this expression on her face 😐
Girl knew it was her time
PM wearing a crochet pair of briefs and tank top to chill in as the rest of them worked their asses off to get safety was frying me 💀 looking like a Montreal he/they snuck on set
the gag is that was probably going to be a runway look
That was the planned Finale Extravaganza look actually.
Oh this monologue challenge? This part is for US
will PM wear another horned monstrosity on top of their head? probably!
im going to burn it
and when PM delivers devil horned eleganza for their finale runway, all the cringerinas will rejoice 🙏🏼
Turn it first
Did pm bring any wigs? Like fr
Joey Jay walked so they could shimmy n shake etc etc
PM is going on the “forced on me” Mount Rushmore with Plane Jane, Venus, and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
UNDER THE BIG TOP MENTION!!!!! 🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪
Took nearly a half hour and we FINALLY got a WELL YES
the picture of van with her grandmom gave me whiplash like that's the same person???
Me this entire episode
https://preview.redd.it/exxsjp8ym8cg1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfe9b7a25463186c7eefc0564a890ef9dc88de6
The monologue bit made me HOWL... when they'd put all three of their lines at the same time it GOT MEEE
Loved every second, definitely gave me Eurekas gender identity monologue video
Karamilk raigebating the fuck out of Van Goth with her “I was so close to winning last week” is actually so funny. It felt like she was trying to throw her off her game and I was rooting for her to do it
Is Saltina non BINEY or is PM just they theming everyone again lol
I think PM is trying to be like Kerri, but instead of trans women, they're trying to make a nonbinary army in their head
Another one thank THEM
When you're so woke you loop back around to not respecting preferred pronouns 🙊
we as nonbinary people get to choose
ouryour pronouns💯
So annoying
I’m sorry I had tooo lmao
Eve 6000 will be invoicing Sami
Ladies what on earth is this design challenge brief
It’s called Get Van To The Final
I liked it from the waist up but the bottom was giving diaper.
Oh it was literally just "Do whatever and we will pick and choose what we critique." Because everyone used the dress as just black fabric scrabs but they only critiqued it on like half the girls.
I thought it was going to be like the us season 2 mini challenge where they had to restyle black dress and make it their own
PM reminds me of a character that would exist in the Napoleon Dynamite universe.
PM is both the King from Katamari Damacy and Nigel Thornberry
oh my god
PM reminds me of HIM from the Powerpuff Girls
THEM
This episode is amazing because 1. pm somehow made the finale 2. Absolutely deserved to 3. Was off my screen within 15 minutes
4 I spoke too soon they’re back
Honestly this episode kinda felt like a parody of drag race /complimentary this has been so fun to watch every single week
Wait this format is actually interesting. I can't WAIT to see how this plays out
Well Mimi…
Not a single real mention of Fiercalicious or even a SABOTAGE for the season 3 rap was crazy
OMFG the Jada Ghost Sex moment in the rap
I can’t explain it well but the instrumental to that rap challenge was some liamkylesullivan 2009 youtube meme video type beat
that and i got denial is a river vibes
It gives that gay who does yearly recap raps
Season 6 being Canada's best season implies the Season 7 curse could strike again
I'm worried about that. But I also don't certainly think it'll happen for the following reasons:
Eboni actually gave me chills during her monologue like deadass, it actually felt like she authentically was speaking out of her own experience. WHERE IS HER OSCAR?
Sami landri von teese, dress whisperer
As long as Sami doesn't hang out with Marilyn Manson
Pm's face as her confessional says how devastating it was to send home saltina
i can't remember the last time i looked at the top 4 in a season of canada's drag race and was genuinely okay with any of them winning
YES that includes PM because even though their chance of winning is genuinely minuscule, it would be so fucking funny
Need the Snyder cut of these monologues NOW
PM gooner world tour
Amazing top 4 honestly idgf who wins atp
We have diva worship circle: trans excellence Eboni and my unhealthy obsession ❤️Sami❤️( btw i am sooo proud of her🥹 i thought she would be early out and bitches can’t get her drag.. i am so happy bitch.)
Obliviously Van should be here like bitch is talented designer and sewist. I would hire here for my team.
And concept of gooning devil horn wearing, potentially scat doll being PM being in there too is so fascinating to me. I like this weird ass bitch they reminds me of me being on drugs and being manic all the time in my teenage years. They obviously gonna get chopped for sure but we will get another gooning devil horn from their collection.
I’m crying at the way none of them were willing to wear that ugly ass Shein dress 😭
Three glamazons fighting it out to stay in Untucked while PM sits in the corner in a tank top and briefs.
Somewhat cursed timeline but atleast the visual cringe diva has an endearing personality
My grandma lost her mind towards the end of her life will be my new flair
I was so caught off guard at the insensitivity/pejorative phrase choice that I started dissecting its etymology in my head; now that I think about it most of us ‘lose’ some parts of it by Lady Bunny’s ashy age, not that it makes Van’s use any better IJBOL
The concept of being dom topped by PM.
https://preview.redd.it/1nauz2b0p9cg1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bf124eeefaea11a5734bdc008c34017898c1523
these doechii aping raps are rough as hell and I hate lipsynching quotes every time
I actually love this format, the four tenets of Brooke Lynne Hytes's Ooky Spooky Drag Race
Sami's fucking Teresa Giudice forehead brown band wig i love this bitch so much
The monologue was for us cringerinas but Eboni actually made it wholesome 💓
Teaaa; she really tapped into what she said she was gonna use
Karamilk kinda held back in that lip sync, maybe she felt defeated. Also, technically was this considered a challenge win for Sami as she won the lip sync for talent? idkkkk but I’m counting it.
Sami going to the finale with 3 wins. Oh she's taking it.
Maybe it was chocolate 📯
Scream at how long they make these girls stand on the runway for their critiques. They have Karamilk standing on that stage lookin like Mr Burns
"they eat apples in paris" is crazy
The real Nurve of this episode was to give them that song for a lip sync
why this first "challenge" is giving those symoaning fan verses
the thing is PM is actually a good performer but the fucking gold strings on this outfit are so distracting i literally can't process what she's doing with her expressions
Karamelk you’ve made it to top five! GET UPPPPP
She needed to just IJBOL 😔
4 sections challenge dragula style but if the boulet were like "and now, for filth, you have to shit yourself"
Dom Top? DOM?? TOP?????
A certain somebody is wearing horns in their finale package
For that a certain chocolate bar is now 4th
Is this the correctly aged group for me to say the lipsync song's beat reminded me of Alive by Krewella
Yesss helllo!!! so familiar
Shark vacuums are of the devil bye get out of my face
PM stands for p much going to KMS if Sami doesn't make it
Edit: Oh thank god
Sarain Fox getting on my nerves now that I know she’s not actually indigenous
Wait a minute, I got research to do..
Can't help this being front of mind whenever PM is on screen
https://preview.redd.it/k8hh281f5acg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5c14246e8941eb7cb2282f0a7dc2a0d184c87c3
They are so lucky that Paolo wasn't there for this challenge because it would have been over for the others
i wish they’d given PM the old michelle-style “no more of your signature style, we want something different” critique, just to see them staring in panic at their costume rack filled with nothing but jester hoods
Wtf are these kidz bop ass rap verses 💀 overall a good episode tho and I agreed with every winner
Btw i had no idea wtf was talking about these verses
https://i.redd.it/56mex1nuoccg1.gif
dom top realness 😍😫🤤
LMAO at Kara trying to start the typical “I really thought this was gonna be my week” monologue and Van just laughing in her face and shutting that down
PM has reached peak IJBOL I have to apologise to my Canadian roomie for this being her virgin season of her nation’s drag
I don’t know who else feels this way. But I don’t live for van. She speeches in exclusive drag race slang.
not to disrespect her talent bc the bitch can sew but it's crazy to me she's going into the finale with the best record exclusively bc she can sew. where is the range!
And tbh while she's definitely a good designer, none of her looks have really blown me away.
Clock it
Well Yesth
Omg karamilk killing this verse
lowkey none were good besides kara
Speaking of completely unhinged scenarios: I kinda can’t help but wonder how our darksided diva Dulce and her take on those challenges would look like 👀🥸😍
PM may give a good performance every now and then, but the drag is objectively terrible. They'd be first out in almost any other franchise. HATE
breathe
Will this be the episode that Post Meridiem finally gets the boot?
They shouldve given the design win to someone else just to stir the drama even more lmao, i couldve seen ebony get it somehow
You’ve heard of the Big Apple, now get ready to explore the Pink Apple (Paris) 😍 #EbonisMind ✨💅🏻✨
(Now don’t get it twisted I love the bitch and her and Sami are my preferred pick for the winner!)
i somehow wasn’t prepared for the level of full-body cringe chills i would get from watching the dramatic monologue challenge
PM rocks, idc
TeamSami though
People on this sub not appreciating a true cringe goddess is a sorry state of affairs
PM IS IN THE FINALE, WE FUCKING LOST 😍
Karamilk ate her verse up, how did she not win the challenge 😭
Really want to watch live with y’all but it’s traitor premiere night. Team Sami Landri and Van Goth forever 🖤
PM making it to the finale… werk. Whoever decided to coin PM as the court jester of this season, you are ROTTED and more importantly funny as fuck.
Anyways Karamilk could’ve won the design portion sorry not sorry. Her dress was different enough from her Brooke dress imo and I think she fulfilled the brief cause she turned that ugly little black dress into those gorgeous little flowers. I get they probably wanted the black dress material to be featured in a bigger way, but Karamilk really made something beautiful. And I’m sorry but Van Goth’s silhouette was lowkey giving diaper.
Beyond that, just imagine the gag of Van Goth having lost a design challenge and how angry she would be. Is it so wrong of me that every episode I just want Van Goth to crash out? She’s entertaining when she’s pissy fr fr.
Team Eboni because she do have that winner edit and she’s pretty and talented and her DIPS HER DIPS ARE SO CUNTY AND PUSSWATCHA
They gave Karamilk so much screentime that I almost started thinking they weren’t gonna do anything in their power to send her packing
Why is Sami’s lace line harsher than some of these dress critiques lol
[deleted]