shes the kind of doll i would hire to come to my wedding as a guest and dodge all the questions of how she knows me. and other than her my wedding is just family and friends (none of which share the same gay culture as me), and then i would give her a really emotional speech to read out with stories from my childhood and how cute i was as a baby, purely to freak out my parents who have no idea who this woman is, and then i would try and hook her up with a few single uncles and cousins at the reception
I intended to reference her blue collar bona fides and make a cow pun at the same time. I see it did not yield the results I was after apparently lol 😂
Unironically such a good drag queen
shes the kind of doll i would hire to come to my wedding as a guest and dodge all the questions of how she knows me. and other than her my wedding is just family and friends (none of which share the same gay culture as me), and then i would give her a really emotional speech to read out with stories from my childhood and how cute i was as a baby, purely to freak out my parents who have no idea who this woman is, and then i would try and hook her up with a few single uncles and cousins at the reception
I lowkey want to be single my entire life but if somehow I get engaged I’m doing the same
Your mind.... so beautiful!
You should write comedy. That was great! Lol 😂
patron saint of first outs
She’s so classy
our first lady 🫡
And will reign supreme forever
Baby, look. The world was supposed to end in 2012...it's 2026.
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I intended to reference her blue collar bona fides and make a cow pun at the same time. I see it did not yield the results I was after apparently lol 😂
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You may be joking but just so other people don't get worried, she's alive.
Idk why you’re getting downvoted, I personally respect the fact that you went full demon
Down votes equals hater, love