Well, divas, it’s a new year which means it’s time for a new season of RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE! It’s the 18th season, which is crazy, but hey if the momentum is there why not keep it going (also to continue this metaphor make sure you preorder tickets to that silly ass RuPaul train movie #GAGWELL2028).
Last year the cast was young af and it seems the complaints were heard because the average age of this season’s cast is amazingly OVER THIRTY YEARS OF AGE!!!
The premier starts at 8 PM EST on MTV. Are you ready for a gag worthy season? Are you ready for a new MISTR ad?! Are you ready to meme on commercials for mtv originals that you’ll likely never watch? Are you currently living in fear of the living nightmare that is the Green Noise commercial?!??
Well strap in, divas, it’s time for the new season!!!
discord was fully janned out before she even entered the werkroom
Janned out by the audition process itself
ru seized on jane's daddy issues like a wild dog lmfao.. jesus
She can sniff out daddy issues like a shark smells blood
She’s desperate to pry that Emmy from Alan cumming’s flaggy little Scottish hands
Like a starved HOUND
Cardi is a real one. Because I would have told Discord, your look was great. Your walk disqualified you from the top.
low key love that she didn't get critiques this week bc it's ensured we'll get to see that walk at least one more week ❤️
She walked like that still in the promo. It's never getting fixed, I live.
I’m still kinda not over Alicia Edwards
Vita vs the lyrics
She lost the minute she went down on the floor to do seemingly nothing
And we all lost
DD brick face is so pleasing to me
she really is a handsome woman
I can hear lushious shouting it every time DD has a confessional😭
discord's walk???? 😭😭😭
Says your local girls must hate you to not tell you about it.
The way this was foreshadowed in her MTQ….
Vita our shy outgoing queen of the season
Mhi'Yah would never do that bad in a lip sync
Discord giving dark cringe kinda
it’s so evil and darksided already I’m so ready to see Nini make her mad again
"You wear less than me with more to cover" is an insane read
A read only a true old school diva is capable of
I gasped
Four hours later and I can't stop thinking about it....... like it's just SO fierce
Finally, queens who can read are back 😭
I repeated it out loud like an incantation. Magical.
Vita has no stage presence and she keeps rapping to her opponent... OMG???
Nini eating her DOWN
did not expect nini of all people to win a cardi b lipsync but ok work
Athena thinking her granddaughter could be in the top that’s a supportive family rn 😭
It’s giving when someone on Family Feud says something stupid and the mom immediately goes “GOOD ANSWER 👏👏👏”
This is the fifth time she’s called a queen’s dress terrible I love it
Get her to the Canada judging panel RIGHT NOW
Mango? Not even Mandy LMAOOOO
A drag name that is Man__ Man__ is so brave
Living for Discord pulling Jane aside JUST so she can talk shit on Nini, STAY PRESSED DIVA
Lexis obsession with Suzie ain’t got nothing on this
Alyssa’s karma for calling Priyanka, Peronka
The disrespect to not name Ornacia…you will be dealt with
The disrespect was so high I was ill
Tbf she was probably a fetus during season six
discord finally making it on the show just to be delusional i’m livingggggg
Nobody giving a fuck about Mango 😭
OMG im from Philly and watched it in a Philly bar and everyone was SO pissed!! I hope they give her more screentime, go birds
I kinda love that Nini mentions DD out of nowhere just to say her outfit was shit
Someone had to
They all talking about Nini look while DD outfit is literally crunching back there
we're gonna have to launch discord out of a cannon
“If nini is in the top” well guess what discord
Every time Discord speaks I can feel this sub thriving and feeding off her
Me every time the Delusion surfaces
So how many episodes you think it’ll take for her to have a serious workroom moment about how she doesn’t feel accepted by all the 👿bRiTnEy SpEaRs WaNnAbEs👿 because of her unique 😈pUnk😈 🤟aEsThEtIc🤟
The true Florida renaissance we’ve gotten these past few seasons with girls like Morphine, Suzie Toot, and like 5 bitches this season, it’s what we deserve for living in such a fucking hellscape
Cardi isn’t afraid to call the queens ugly LMAO
Omg the way she didn’t even intend on eviscerating Kenya on the spot like that completely sent me ☠️
Oh the shit-talking closet is what Untucked needed
I’ve been saying for YEARS now that all untucked needed is a side area for the girls to talk total shit. This is no Gold Bar but I will TAKE IT
The camera man 5 inches away from the curtain in full view of everyone from the couch is killing me, the way it’s secret but also everyone Immediately knows what you’re doing over there
Wait it’s like if the Shade Tree from S8 actually served
I love how that stupid tree was used twice by kimchi and never mentioned ever again
DD just be sayin shit
The microwave is OUT OF ORDER
Omg airing the guest Judge in the werkroom segment in the main show so it doesn’t take up the fuckin untucked?!??? WERRRRK
and when morphine hosts drag race Mykonos then what
Ru this unhinged energy all season please
Also it’s 2 am where I am and my headphones are broken, someone’s gonna call the cops in my building
rupaul calling that girl mango is taking me out
Discord getting the gagged treatment MULTIPLE times in episode 1? Oh it’s on
Discord has such a huge cringe potential, like, I feel she's going to give us generational cringe.
Am i deluded to think Mangos cringe is authentic while discord is dark sided?
I agree, Mandy is just doing her own thing and minding her own business. Discord is creating well… you know
Mandy is like your friends cringy little sister who just wants to be your friend. Discord is your cousin’s angry new girlfriend who makes everyone at Christmas uncomfortable
you're right and if anyone disagrees they're wrong
Lmao not ru being gagged by Discord’s walk
Floridas drag race start your alligators
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discord…….
athena's mug has an ariel versace quality that unsettles me :(
ive been wanting to say this but i didnt want to be mean
“Help and advice are two different things and you need both”
WE ARE SO BACK
Juicy is a Fearlicious variant
Mini fierca, FloridaLicious
ALICIA EDWARDS
Im sorry but this DD fuego look is me at 10 years old strutting down the living room with a blanket wrapped up as a dress i feel seen
Discord Addams walks exactly like the ladies in Supermarket Simulator 😂
Cardi B has cemented her status as A-tier premiere guest judge. Bringing on the dolls that are your longtime stylists and giving the community proper credit? Katy Perry could NEVER.
The timing of this airing right after MAGA Minaj’s transphobic meltdown. Cardi B you will always be famous
“Honey, this is how you throw a party on Drag Race, bitch” Sugah Caine coded sentence tbh
I’m eagerly awaiting the Nini and Discord death battle midway through the season
mandy seems sweet but also like one of those people who make being a nurse their entire personality and have ugly etsy merch about "heart of a nurse ❤️" or whatever
i know her stanley has hella accessories
Can I just say the Stanley cup snack tray is pathological behavior
Wearing her scrubs on her day off to the coffee shop for attention
I save lives and my son Ayden is my king ❤️👣10/16/21🍼
need to see her in scrubs in the werkroom
DD Fuego is such a camp brick I love her
She is such a handsome queen in drag
Discord already getting on my nerves what do you MEAN Nini bottom 2
5 minutes to air and my internet isnt working... time to take an uber with robbie turner
Crazy how shit always goes down when the girls go outside to spray paint
mykki out of drag fully just being the orphan
Briar keeps looking in the camera and they try to cut around it but shes fully
There’s something kind of rotted about briar but idk if I fw it yet
I fw it she seems like an utter shit stirrer. Her going “oh :3” to the camera after getting a reaction out of Athena was fermented and fun.
"i love when people give effort" is crazyyy lmao
🚨LET LOOSE MENTIONED🚨
ugh the same thing that happened on s17 is happening again 😭😭 the safe girls r hyping eachother into having completely insane opinions
I think the delusion makes good TV it’s like when two dumb bitches say “exactlyyyy”
Discord went to the Kim Chi School for Runway
Hope Rupaul calls her just “Mango” for the rest of the season
I appreciate Myki explaining the grindr joke for the ever growing heterosexual audience of this program
as a lesbian who's not on The Apps i also did not get it so she's also looking out for the dykes 🙏
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i made this during last years first episode not knowing that joella would become one of the ultimate cringe icons of all time 😍😍 cant wait to unveil a new cringe diva to join her dynasty tonight
Nini Coco having the first win to spite Discord oh bitch
cardi is just brutalizing some of these girls
The cut to Discord when they said Nini was in the top YESSSSSSSS
did discord forget she was being recorded 💀
I think she thinks we’re all going to agree with her and that she’s going to be fan favorite
i can't watch these mirror scenes without thinking of kelly mantle/vivacious... "oh mama it was terrible"
i mean they tried to drown her in the ocean
Is Discord a Q variant
I think she’s a Type 2 Daya Betty
dd has create-a-sim vibes
Rest in Peace Discord Addams
CALLING ALL:
SEWING QUEENS
I heard Ginger say the premiere is terrible
please be good, please be good, please be good
But did anyone reach out to her to share in the doldrums over it??? 😔
This shit is so stupid I missed the photoshoots
VITA ATE DOWNNNNN
“I’M NOT IN THE TOP TELL ME WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME ON THE STAGE”
i forgot how mid last season's final lip sync was lmao
they’re going to make briar go outside of her black wig comfort zone and then immediately send her home
Can we please have Cardi on more often
Discord Addams finally on the show, is this a sign of the End Times
wait why is jamal there for the mini challenge?…. did i miss something?
Why NOT
just for fun :)
dd's just straight polygons
"nini is in the bottom" ??
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I truly missed upvoting each one of your rotted comments in real time
Live discussions in this sub is unmatched
This episode coulda been titled Nicki Endings
the fact that Discord saw Vita and still thought she had a shot of winning the challenge IJBOL
myki is gonna be the Suzie/Lydia that fans get real weird about huh? like fan fic weird
Cardi B guest judging, La Micki Minach forever dead
this is how Heidi N Closet can still win-
vita saving this fucking runway
“it’s bad😊” LMAO
The editors are having fun with that discord nini clip
I want to see someone rage quit drag race so bad
kenya saver 🙏
Do we have enough time to smuggle the Golden Beaver through customs?
Golden Beaver got hit by tariffs unfortunately
The last half of 2025 really went by in a blur fish gate feels like it happened a week ago
Finally a sewing challenge and not a fucking talent show
the Dion family tree is giving that one shrimp in Shark Tale... "my sister had a baby then she died so i took it over"
Vita out of drag is causing expensive water damage in my basement
Glad to see we’re getting delusion from the safe girls. I’m excited to see the reaction to Nini’s win next week
If we don’t get at minimum five cuts to Discord malding I will be so disappointed
Discord calling Redditors 14 year old haters and then showing up and only hating on Nini means she picked two fights she’ll lose
it goes without saying but if anyone breathes a word of negativity about kenya pleaser i'm bluetoothing cholesterol directly into your veins instantly
Like I’m sorry but that’s Mother! And any tongue that rises against her shall fall
maybe i'm insane but i think a peek of panty is so goddamn unappealing
it might be a taste thing??? because i think just long enough to cover the panty, hitting right at the top of the thigh, is just 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 awooga
Ty bc im sick of seeing the panty it just feels like its a bad fit
sober trash just being a lady named darlene works for me
how was DD safe-
wait this is cute thank you cardi for giving the dolls their flowers
The cheek the nerve the gall the audacity and the gumption of Discord, I kinda have to respect it
Why are we still giving Ryan Murphy television shows
Oh Discord is MADDDDDDDD
Pulling the curtain on the selfie lounge just to cry on camera, so CAMPPPP
Nini Coco was moving in that lipsync like when you’re switching between poses in Dress To Impress
There were maybe 3 or 4 decent outfits there lmao 😭
thats pushing it
Did this lil boy say load calculations
Kensomeone Helpher?
laughed out loud at "zeta-jones" i'm fully ru-pilled sisters
Discord is annoying
I’m so ready for RPDR Florida vs The World
I’ve been blind except for the first ten minutes but in the words of Raja “these Florida bitches always bring it”
Oh the girls are so over Brian, I live
"most shocking thing on this planet EARTH" i think you're just blind girl
“visible craftiness” thank you hot glue corset
juicy love dion is such a weird name and it always pisses me off when i hear it. am i insane or
Myki is kinda giving Maisie Williams out of drag
I just know the rucap of this photo shoot is something I’m gonna watch for 3 hours in a loop while high as fuck on my phone on the couch
that was certainly a lip sync of all time
Sorry, I think the thing that’s gonna be remembered most from this episode (other than the queens) is “Alicia Edwards”. Just beautiful
I love Briar 😭 Talk your shit diva
discord is securing her and nini at least top 6 with this onesided beef omggg
i sense a new cringe diva in Miss Briar
HORMONA’S BOB PLSSSSS
Baked potato couture
RIP Jiggly 😥
Honestly? There were some safe girls that I thought were worse than Mandy Mango. Kenya and Juicy feels like the appropriate bottom 2.
Cardi 🤝Paula Abdul
Lipsyncing to their own songs as guest judges on RPDR
Nini fuck it uppppppp
DD and that crinkling fabric the editors are messy
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Discord girl don’t make that faceee
Jane Don't Talk to Herrrr
Briar struggling to argue that Nini did bad LMAOOO