Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Так это был ты? В тот день я ехал в той же маршрутке и увидел, как какой-то парень начал яростно мастурбировать. Я видел паникующих людей, пока он не выронил телефон, открыв возбуждающий пост на реддите, из-за которого я тоже начал яростно мастурбировать. Сейчас сижу дома и думаю, что за хуйня случилась в той маршрутке. Я листал посты на реддите, перед тем как наткнуться на этот комментарий, и только сейчас понял, что ты тот самый парень. Единственное, что я могу сказать: это что за хуйня?
You should've labeled this picture as NSFW. I was an ironworker. Key word: was. We were on break, 34th floor of the new OmniCorp tower, just doomscrolling on our phones. I'm munching on a sad turkey sandwich when my thumb stops. My eyes landed on this... this thing. This cursed JPEG. My primate brain experienced a neuron activation so profound, so earth-shattering, it bypassed all conscious thought. My sandwich was yeeted into the abyss below. My hand, moving with a will of its own, started going at a velocity previously thought to be impossible by modern science. I was a one-man-demolition-crew, furiously fapping right there on the I-beam. The sheer friction was threatening to set my pants on fire. My buddy Frank looks over. "Dude, what the F—" He stops. His eyes lock onto my screen. His jaw unhinged. A silent, based understanding passed between us. He didn't even hesitate. He just joined in, his own hand a blur of motion. It was a goddamn pandemic. Brenda, our crane operator, saw it on my phone through her binoculars. The crane started bucking and gyrating like it was trying to win a twerking competition. The foreman, a 60-year-old dude named Gus, dropped his clipboard and went absolutely feral. The entire construction site became a symphony of furious, unsanctioned fapping. But Kevin. Fucking Kevin. He was holding the ONLY temporary load-bearing support strut for the entire western facade. He saw the image. He saw us. And he made a choice. He chose the coom. He let go of the strut. Both hands. For the cause. I heard a groan of tortured steel, a sound I can only describe as the universe saying "lmao skill issue," and then it was just sky, concrete, sky, concrete. I woke up in a hospital bed. I'm paralyzed from the waist down for a month. How do you tell a doctor that a multi-million dollar project was yeeted into oblivion by a single, powerful image that triggered a site-wide, catastrophic fap-session? So I'm telling you, from my hospital bed, with a catheter I've nicknamed 'Kevin's Shame'... It's YOUR fault. All of it. You should have tagged this NSFW.
either you are lying or made a mistake ,because I saw other videos and there isn't anything expect one video where she use banana (whish at the end falls dawn from skirt) to make people believe it was a dick
https://preview.redd.it/pb1vz0ci0k7g1.png?width=513&format=png&auto=webp&s=d264009c7611484d9e4f992f8fca328501fbca58
I got you homie
I'on trust no fucking YouTube link , especially on a Rick Roll post . You think I'm stupid ?
Well there isn't source, that how video was posted
I clicked it. The hormones moved my hand
https://preview.redd.it/2s69k40yjm7g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06240790311fb391a32b2b44fb3a65e9dc8222dc
Damn, thanks. No wonder why they're could suggested me some stuff that i want but never search on YouTube
Damn, I open it!
Same😭
I forgot what sub it was and so did I
I knew it's a rickroll it starts with /dQw
https://preview.redd.it/vx6yoqslgr7g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee514da9790e690d72d3b5a6a076914cdabbb2e
https://preview.redd.it/vwqgeq4vme8g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5090c22ab89b6d61ed8ee86cf70d352ec9a8e9
Hungry man asked for food and OP gave him plastic imitation.
"I'm guessing, it's rickroll"
(Reddit browser opens up to YouTube)
"ITS RICKROLL!"
(Immediately closes browser before YouTube could even load in fully)
I don't think it is what you think it is.
I know damn well what I think it is
The post have the gif edited in ngl
"i said
No
Youre fucking not"
Nah I know that girl got a dick . Takes one to know one .
Edit : Ok it wasn't what I expected ? Fuck I just scroll through ?
https://i.redd.it/svfft6bjdc8g1.gif
It's why I'm here
Wtf is THT?
https://preview.redd.it/rjo8rcljvl7g1.png?width=920&format=png&auto=webp&s=c038532a2a44bf6603295e3bfd4c1c6a4bc49bf5
And even more sauce
Have you seen the middle of the video? This really seems to be the original
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
АХАХАХАХХА
Хай
That's a strong reaction to Rick Ashley...
Так это был ты? В тот день я ехал в той же маршрутке и увидел, как какой-то парень начал яростно мастурбировать. Я видел паникующих людей, пока он не выронил телефон, открыв возбуждающий пост на реддите, из-за которого я тоже начал яростно мастурбировать. Сейчас сижу дома и думаю, что за хуйня случилась в той маршрутке. Я листал посты на реддите, перед тем как наткнуться на этот комментарий, и только сейчас понял, что ты тот самый парень. Единственное, что я могу сказать: это что за хуйня?
https://preview.redd.it/7i0jlcu8gm7g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b218f0a798e65eec4fe48f2cb31841dfb040a2d
https://preview.redd.it/w9tny8nzfm7g1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a158f0a60c45153a11ea65974a14400132e1c38b
You should've labeled this picture as NSFW. I was an ironworker. Key word: was. We were on break, 34th floor of the new OmniCorp tower, just doomscrolling on our phones. I'm munching on a sad turkey sandwich when my thumb stops. My eyes landed on this... this thing. This cursed JPEG. My primate brain experienced a neuron activation so profound, so earth-shattering, it bypassed all conscious thought. My sandwich was yeeted into the abyss below. My hand, moving with a will of its own, started going at a velocity previously thought to be impossible by modern science. I was a one-man-demolition-crew, furiously fapping right there on the I-beam. The sheer friction was threatening to set my pants on fire. My buddy Frank looks over. "Dude, what the F—" He stops. His eyes lock onto my screen. His jaw unhinged. A silent, based understanding passed between us. He didn't even hesitate. He just joined in, his own hand a blur of motion. It was a goddamn pandemic. Brenda, our crane operator, saw it on my phone through her binoculars. The crane started bucking and gyrating like it was trying to win a twerking competition. The foreman, a 60-year-old dude named Gus, dropped his clipboard and went absolutely feral. The entire construction site became a symphony of furious, unsanctioned fapping. But Kevin. Fucking Kevin. He was holding the ONLY temporary load-bearing support strut for the entire western facade. He saw the image. He saw us. And he made a choice. He chose the coom. He let go of the strut. Both hands. For the cause. I heard a groan of tortured steel, a sound I can only describe as the universe saying "lmao skill issue," and then it was just sky, concrete, sky, concrete. I woke up in a hospital bed. I'm paralyzed from the waist down for a month. How do you tell a doctor that a multi-million dollar project was yeeted into oblivion by a single, powerful image that triggered a site-wide, catastrophic fap-session? So I'm telling you, from my hospital bed, with a catheter I've nicknamed 'Kevin's Shame'... It's YOUR fault. All of it. You should have tagged this NSFW.
Twerking cranes show no mercy
Where's the one with the Malaysian Nun?
https://preview.redd.it/vu7qvs0ncm7g1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992c1c2768ca7d8fa862e36a75a153358dc7b861
Joo. I remember this sentence from some years ago
https://preview.redd.it/493wui1i6u7g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4909ff33f6dd9bf9c96417a2001165e7ef79ad
https://i.redd.it/rjzb7hkuc38g1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/gamec6o8d68g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29db5e7b451ed8b35e824c8493dea18eb8392e97
Imagine it's that guitar guy 💀💀💀
Davie404
https://preview.redd.it/dpcx45m5kk7g1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4694ca08744ee93997472f6b43702119b21a66d
https://i.redd.it/zsa6k7byyk7g1.gif
So where do I need to subscribe to get the originl version
here it is
Why did i saw that on fucking chainsaw man subreddit
Ngl the nipples are still showing
I'm sure as fuck that's a man
Nope it not. I checked
That means I'm not gay. NICE
Than why you said Im sure it guy
You failed to recognize woman
You can't prove anything, ma boy... And you know it
Good.
https://preview.redd.it/wbqx11vn1l7g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44babd355c6c9879f96dc4034f239957862735e1
Don't be ashamed here is source
Links purple. Real sauce
it is real link video Wich I posted is in the end just scroll down
https://i.redd.it/y9o3oben3l7g1.gif
Jokes on you I love that song!
I was waiting for the bait and switch
I'm never upset when it comes to Rick
Ah so you come to Rick do you?
At this point I may be an astleysexual
What's his name?
YES
It’s a dick. Isn’t it?
https://i.redd.it/9ke7lfjial7g1.gif
Actually It is banana.At the end it falls out
THE FUCK IS THT?!
https://preview.redd.it/vkz3o4cx9l7g1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2aa5e0da2d440aaaa5cf93ac9b23d28c00e6dab
Hmm 🥃🗿
Let me guess, it’s a guy too!
Nope it not
Pass
ЧТО ЭТО БЫЛО
Is this a dude?
I don’t actually care either way, I just like men as well so I’m just curious.
No it girl. She just did Rick roll video
Oh ok
https://preview.redd.it/uudoqcnvlm7g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8ef4c17b75a266358d1222a5cad0836627f519
Male or female?
Female
The question we all ask ourselves is if that is a cute a femboy or just some annoying girl
Answer is already in comments
this is a man
I know it’s Davie504 I just can’t prove it yet…
I will bet 50 it's a dude
nice legs, but wth is wrong with her saggy breasts?
they're too small to be that saggy
2/10 wouldn't
Thought it was a femboy, never been more sad
https://i.redd.it/uf0co8a50x7g1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/qvo60a9u2x7g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee22e6acc91c4f2ec6fcbb54eb71a49e04908ff
I need a full
https://preview.redd.it/f8atz5c3gx7g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c35db6d8323c9695a24197f8e828dd6fb62946d
Saw this on another sub. There's a dick under there.
cough link cough
either you are lying or made a mistake ,because I saw other videos and there isn't anything expect one video where she use banana (whish at the end falls dawn from skirt) to make people believe it was a dick
Dick rolled
The original exists…
Your tits
nice dick, bro
https://i.redd.it/g72vxdzaj68g1.gif
the year 2006 what's it's jokes back
Nice try Davie404
Screamed femboy the loudest I cpuld
😑brotato why? Why Ashley?
Me like thighs
Aaaaaaaa
https://i.redd.it/z0p2selx0f8g1.gif
Wow 😍