US patents seem to follow the thought of "of course you can patent it, just follow procedure, and pay fees on time". The patent office is regularly shown lacking the most basic due diligence.
Behold this absolute horseshit of refiling an expired patent, with a (wrong) reference of the expired patent in the application. It was granted.
Wrong patents can be invalidated later, but the patent system is expensive, so many egregiously wrong patents stay in effect just because nobody is willing to burn hundreds of thousands in court to invalidate a bullshit patent on principle alone.
Trump didn’t have a hair transplant, it was a scalp reduction surgery. Basically, they cut out the bald parts and pull and stitch the hair parts together.
The part about it being botched and, in a fit of rage, him violently raping his wife, was true. It was in her book.
It was Ivana, but I’m slightly mistaken. It was not in her book, it was in her divorce deposition, which was reported in the book “Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump” by Harry Hurt III.
Be me, kid, 10yr. At a football game watching some shitty local teams. One dude jumps up like a fucking dolphin and nods the ball. Mfw 30cm of his hair suddenly left the nest, started bouncing bent over to the side of his head, mighty beautiful sight.
I litteraly rofled til i got yelled at by the comb over bro. My little ass got scared by this adult dolphin raging at me. He died some months later. Lol, i win mr dolphin comb over man.
Shit! I wasn't expecting this to be legit but google patent us 4022227
I didn’t know you could patent hairstyles?? Is that even enforceable?
US patents seem to follow the thought of "of course you can patent it, just follow procedure, and pay fees on time". The patent office is regularly shown lacking the most basic due diligence.
Behold this absolute horseshit of refiling an expired patent, with a (wrong) reference of the expired patent in the application. It was granted.
https://hackaday.com/2024/11/09/brick-layers-the-promise-of-stronger-3d-prints-and-why-we-cannot-have-nice-things/
Wrong patents can be invalidated later, but the patent system is expensive, so many egregiously wrong patents stay in effect just because nobody is willing to burn hundreds of thousands in court to invalidate a bullshit patent on principle alone.
I bought my comb-over from a guy selling DVDs in CD-sized cases down a merchant alley in [redacted].
I don't have any real knowledge, but I think it's more about marketing it as your idea, as in being a barber/hairdresser and advertising this.
Just more proof that the US patent system is broken
Holy hair!
Which numpty ordered the pictures 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6?
I didn’t realize Beavis’ ancestry went that far back, damn
That's Trump’s patent, no?
No, his is sexually and physically assaulting a partner after a bad hair transplant.
Trump didn’t have a hair transplant, it was a scalp reduction surgery. Basically, they cut out the bald parts and pull and stitch the hair parts together.
The part about it being botched and, in a fit of rage, him violently raping his wife, was true. It was in her book.
Which wife? Would love to read it.
It was Ivana, but I’m slightly mistaken. It was not in her book, it was in her divorce deposition, which was reported in the book “Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump” by Harry Hurt III.
Be me, kid, 10yr. At a football game watching some shitty local teams. One dude jumps up like a fucking dolphin and nods the ball. Mfw 30cm of his hair suddenly left the nest, started bouncing bent over to the side of his head, mighty beautiful sight. I litteraly rofled til i got yelled at by the comb over bro. My little ass got scared by this adult dolphin raging at me. He died some months later. Lol, i win mr dolphin comb over man.
Thanks for sharing your story. No shame in having a good laugh about absurdity.
I don’t really know what extra steps you’re looking for man
Yeah this seems fairly complete. I would include words and fixing the numbering (I think the pictures are in the right order)
Do I have to stick all those needles in my head too
Why are men so averse to wigs, they can look good if you have a quality one. Istg
Wtf am I even looking at
The hand between the hair and head is weird too
Just Let It Go
So this guy is rich right?