Just knit the sock. Figure it out.
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  • 58 points Everything_Will_Die

    Why does it explicitly warn not to stuff the monkey with yams or other vegetables?

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    20 points BlooperHero

    Vegitables*

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    25 points swan_on_deer

    wait WHAT?!?! i didn’t notice until now that is so wild

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    15 points Thundershrimp

    Maybe it's not too late for you to get the yam out.

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    5 points busterbcook

    There's always time to get the yam out.

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    2 points No_Cook2983

    Sock monkeys should be stuffed with sock bananas.

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  • 28 points makefoo

    peak /r/restofthefuckingowl . I love it

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  • 12 points boredgamelad

    This isn't /r/restofthefuckingowl; this is /r/allofthefuckingowl

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  • 2 points DesperateFreedom246

    Pretty sure that isn't real

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    1 points LemonSkye

    I'd bet it is; it looks like a pattern from one of Hobby Lobby's brands of yarn.

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    2 points DesperateFreedom246

    Yes it mentions hobby lobby brand yarn, but I still think it's fake. It calls for a crochet hook, but tells you to knit the sock (and barely anyone crochets socks). Plus most patterns inside ball bands would not leave that much empty space. Also, no one knits socks in cotton for a reason. The inconsistent font sizes is sketchy too.

    Edit: oh! This is also not sock yarn. Which would make turning it into a monkey more difficult due to bigger stitches.

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  • 1 points cthulhus_spawn

    No yams

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  • 1 points filifijonka

    I think it would be easier to construct a monkey any other way from scratch, honestly.

    This seems like a puppet idea to implement if you already have a sock on hand.

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  • 1 points danSwraps

    a sock is one of the easiest things to knit

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