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Now THAT is a religious fruitcake

I could’ve sworn all the nephilim were killed in the flood (as least according to Enoch, which might not even be canon)

Why do these people have microphones

This is some real fruitcakery.

Nachash actually means serpent and Tannin is translated into the word dragon in the King James Bible.

The Nachash Is the serpent mentioned in Genesis chapter 3 as well as the serpent in Numbers 21 which John 3:14 refers to as Jesus, the same as the Nachash.

This is what happens when someone has a limited knowledge of the Bible and Hebrew and goes off the deep end.

Paging Dr Dunning and Dr Kruger, please report to the Christopath wing….

One of my favorite things about Christians is how they turn their noses up at the quirks of other religious belief, but then get all hot and bothered over their own whacked-out mythology. They might mock an elephant-headed god, but then sit down and jack-it to stories of their own three-headed deity who's closest, non-human servants are often described as beings with six wings covered in eyeballs.

I don’t think the shit he was spouting is canon in Christian mythology

It blows my mind that there are adults in 2025 that subscribe to this shit

I mean, as fruitcakes go, that’s at least pretty dope. How do you get to be one of the evil grandfathers?

I wonder what his day job is

14k likes…

I'm always surprised by the detail of the delusions people like this believe to be factual

Yh because he doesn't look like he takes any drugs

This guy sounds like my brother. My brother actually believes in this bullshit and he speaks with such authority about it as if it’s a fact. It’s almost sad

LOL

If I had a time machine, I would prevent Zoroastrianism from existing, so (I believe) there wouldn't be so much idiocy in the world.

20 bucks they’re Mormon

Can we verify is Satan is a dragon, drake, or wyvern?I don’t want to mislabel.

Edit: forgot about wyverns.

Frosty Froot Loop Deluxe

That’s some great acid

Yo, why did god give Stan so many superpowers?

How do these nutjobs first of all even know such things? Have they seen it first hand?

All of these people are just pulling shit out of their asses.

Society used to lock people up who spoke like this now they give them a microphone.

Sounds like quite the DnD Campaign.

I bet this guy would really enjoy playing some dungeons & dragons

That was the last D&D campaign, dude.