Purported prophet claims that God told him the date of Nov 15, 2026 will be important. Apparently there will be an agressor nation doing stuff and other countries coming together to deal with it( i.e. normal geopolitical stuff)
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  • 13 points DruidicMagic

    Why can't all powerful flying spaghetti monsters make accurate predictions?

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    4 points Secure-Cobbler4120

    It's only the lesser gods that speak to these bozos

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    4 points Sganarellevalet

    He should also seriously consider hiring a proper communication team instead of obscure christian influencers, it's clearly hurting his reach

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    3 points cantproveidid

    Do you know how much such a team would cost. Jesus saves.

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  • 6 points Baccoony

    Coming back to this on Nov 15, 2026

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    3 points Baeolophus_bicolor

    Remind me! November 15, 2026.

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  • 3 points Mm2k

    Do Christians actually fall for this?

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    2 points Wetley007

    Yes, all the time. Doomsday predictions are insanely common. (Need I remind you of the whole "Christians thinking the rapture is imminent" thing that happened a few months ago?)

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  • 2 points Thepuppeteer777777

    Riiiiiiiight

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  • 2 points Hydrolt

    I’m guessing that’s the date he goes postal at his accounting job if he doesn’t get 40 new subscribers?

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  • 1 points jedv37

    His eyes look so dead. Creepy as fuck.

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  • 1 points freezy1003

    15 when? apples? bananas?

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  • 1 points U_HIT_MY_DOG

    26 me to duniya khatam hai!!!

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  • 1 points Guygenius138

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  • 1 points Kriss3d

    Allright then. So will this guy abandon his faith if nothing happens? Let's see them put up or shut up.

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  • 1 points urbisOrbis

    Whatever. What’s on teevee tonight.

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  • 1 points cantproveidid

    Wait! Not October 22, 1844? We were lied to, by God!

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  • 1 points Baeolophus_bicolor

    That’s nothing. God showed me all 365 dates coming up in 2026. Plus, a picture of a cute dog - one for each month. Oh wait, was that god? Or Dave over at Barnes & Noble. Anyway I seent em all!

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  • 1 points deadphisherman

    God revealed his followers would believe fucking anything someone told them to.

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