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  • Someone should check Dale's search history 

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    Guaranteed he watches gay and trans porn. Guara-fucking-teed. 

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    There's a nonzero chance he's had an encounter with another man in a public restroom.

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    Trans porn is especially popular in deep red states.

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  • Lmao as a lesbian, there's plenty of lesbian couples where they're both feminine or both masculine. I doubt Dale has even spoken to any lesbians IRL

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    Right? All this tells me is everything he knows about lesbians is from his bigoted media.

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    If he has ever spoken to a lesbian IRL he'd definitely be the sort of guy who'd continue to ask "yeah, but who's the man?" no matter how many times you explain the flaw with that thinking.

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    I literally can’t think of a lesbian relationship where what this guys says is true, the closest I got is Lumity (fictional I know) since Luz is a bit tomboyish but it’s still a major stretch

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    My wife and I are both femme lesbians, I’m trans, the concept of how loudly my marriage defies his view of nature would make this man’s head explode

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    Same. Both femme, my wife is trans. Happy new year to you.

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    That’s so amazing! You too

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  • You can see how they're planning to revive persecution of gay people right after they push trans people back into the closet.

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  • Dale is tired of being a bottom and his partner refuses to let him top. Cut him some slack, this is his only way to vent.

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  • Dale has never seen lesbians - always one masculine and one feminine? This guy gets his knowledge from 2000s era high school movies.

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  • I bet I know who this guy voted for.

    What function in 'God's design' does pedophilia and child rape serve?

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  • That guy is downright scary. Look at his crazy fucking face. He goes off about “demonic” people but looks the part way more than those he rants and raves about all day on Twitter.

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    Have you seen Kenneth Copeland? 😳

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    Kenny looks like a fucking Anne Rice vampire.

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  • I used to think that too. Does he think the same of gay men? Or are they all 'feminine' to him?

    It's bullshit. It just happens to be those that are more noticeable than lesbian couples who just look like 'friends'.

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  • "Drag shows of marriage" sound fun and awesome.

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  • Sure seems to be

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  • Following the scribbles of lonely desert goat herds from over a thousand years ago is a sign of delusion.

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  • Odd for a man to be obsessed with the intricate details of lesbian relationships anyway, as they're by definition the one thing he's got no place in. Whatever lesbian stuff lesbians get up to doesn't, and can't ever, have anything to do with him.

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  • Laughs in bisexual.

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  • Maybe he got rejected by one?

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  • With Dale Partridge you need not include the actual quote. It's a given he's a 'religious fruitcake.'

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  • 10 quid says his wife left him after realising she liked women

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  • Dale's not getting any, neither should you. /s

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  • Dale's wife is the breadwinner and he's too insecure to accept that the woman is the dominant aspect in the relationship

    Nevermind this was acceptable for many, many years and only became taboo in the fifties

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  • Isn't it impossible for 2 people to have the same level of femininity or masculinity and therefore any pair of people will have 1 more masculine and 1 feminine, right? Plus the image of lesbian couples having 1 masculine and 1 feminine is bullshit most of the times the lesbians have been repressed for so long that they choose to go to the opposite extreme plus the media has also represented lesbians in that form ALOT and because of that the public image is skewed that way. I yapped too much.

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  • I’ve got bad news for him about slide 1…

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  • Especially lipstick lesbians. Preacher approved.

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  • I think it's really funny that he thinks there's always a manly one, clearly he is never met two fems lol.

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  • Plenty of lesbian couples have both feminine partners?

    What world does this guy live in?

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