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I can not even manufacture rage in religious people who still support Trump. It's amazing how easily they write off the fact that he is selling a Bible with his name on the cover and his signature on the first page. If I signed a Bible and tried to sell it for $100, they would try to crucify me.
The core Trump dissonance is that he’s an elderly man who possesses the outward appearance and trappings of adulthood—and who occupies the public role we most strongly associate with adulthood—but who is on the inside predominantly infantile. It is that specific dissonance that is wholly novel on the political scene.
It would take a Shakespeare to document all of Trump's inadequacies and insecurities.
I can't find exactly this post, but I found one, the only one posted exactly 6 hours ago on that subreddit, with the same title, 1 upvote and 0 comments, an identical image, except it doesn't have Trump in it. Did you alter this image with AI, OP? That's not really honest.
Imagine their for if Biden had done something like this. Also very thing I’ve ever seen from conservativecartoons is either AI slop or Ben Garrison shit. It’s so sad how little artistic ambition they have
Christmas was started to counteract the celebrations of the winter solstice. Who knows when Christ was born. The Bible was written a couple of hundred years after he died. It’s one of those mysteries these fruitcakes have trouble explaining.
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These people are simultaneously blasphemous and corny.
If you're going to go to hell for your sense of humor at least be funny.
cornphemous
They'll turn around and scold you for using God's name in vain.
I can not even manufacture rage in religious people who still support Trump. It's amazing how easily they write off the fact that he is selling a Bible with his name on the cover and his signature on the first page. If I signed a Bible and tried to sell it for $100, they would try to crucify me.
I hope there's different hells I don't want to be around people like that for eternity
Well, they got the diaper wearing part right.
Actually everything is accurate regarding trump. If you compare him to a toddler, everything except the innocence is the same.
Psychological Science Says Trump Is a Four-Year-Old
Looking for the source of Trump’s appeal.
It would take a Shakespeare to document all of Trump's inadequacies and insecurities.
Trump Absolutely Humiliated After Claims That He Graduated ‘First in His Class’ Are Shot Down by His OWN SCHOOL
{Because why WOULDN'T he lie about that?}
The Mass Psychology of Trumpism
Trump Can’t Read | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
Former Top Trump Official: 'Trump can’t read.'
Anthony Scaramucci Admits Trump Can Barely Read
‘He has trouble completing a thought’: bizarre public appearances again cast doubt on Trump’s mental acuity
And
Trump Speaks At Fourth-Grade Level, Lowest Of Last 15 U.S. Presidents, New Analysis Finds
And finally
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1 – 1,056
They're really calling him a god now, huh. I thought we moved past that in Rome
Now? They've been comparing him to Jesus since his first term
It's like an X-Ray into their brainy-thing.
I haven't seen any of that💀
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This was my favorite. I also followed someone's blog back then that believed he was in incarnation of Archangel Uriel.
Archangel Urinal I could believe.
Lmao💀
We did…then the USA happened.
Hardcore cringe.
Crazy how they’re more heretical than my atheist ass 🥴
Never have been.
It's not like they're real Christians.
Also the art isn’t real either. It’s AI.
Poor Santa’s fingers got mangled. 😂
These nut cases don’t even follow their own rules about worshipping false idols
This, didn't someone literally have a golden statue of him made?
Yes.
They're uncomfortable that Jesus was brown so they have always been on the lookout for a white dude to replace him with
Not even bothering to double check their AI slop for obvious errors. Those hands, the wart looking left cheek, the lack of orange on diaper don’s face
We all know Ai is ugly shit at this point, but Santa’s “fingers” are fucking weird
This whole image is fucking weird
They got the diaper right at least
They ignore that commandment, "there shall be no gods before me:
I can't find exactly this post, but I found one, the only one posted exactly 6 hours ago on that subreddit, with the same title, 1 upvote and 0 comments, an identical image, except it doesn't have Trump in it. Did you alter this image with AI, OP? That's not really honest.
I'm surprised he's not made out of butter
Quick, Santa, SMOTHER IT!
God I didn't know that sub existed but I bet a good part of it is AI slop
Why couldn't Deadpool travel back in time to when this clown was in the newborn nursery?
So he’s a nasty, childish, infantile jerk?
Yeah we knew that. But why the hell is Santa smiling at him?
Tha fuck
I appreciate the biblically accurate Trump at the very least.
R LORT JEEBUZ TRUMO. AMIN. 🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️✝️⛪️⛪️⛪️🗽🗽🗽🚳🚳🚳🚔🚔🚔🛻🛻🛻🎄🎄🎄🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
I like how they chose to show that yes even as an infant baby he’s still an angry little shithead.
Gestures to Crucifix
Okay! Get in!
Blasphemy!
Imagine their for if Biden had done something like this. Also very thing I’ve ever seen from conservativecartoons is either AI slop or Ben Garrison shit. It’s so sad how little artistic ambition they have
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I really wish Jesus was real because I'd love to see their uppance come for this blasphemy. Shame.
Cute. Just do it over there➡️
Released in the Epstein files?
Isn't this considered a blasphemy?
Let's just skip to the crucifixion
Blasphemous
I mean It’s not lying. Christmas was originally meant to be Jesus’s birthday. Over time it just became less religious.
Still doesn’t mean I like Christian nationalists those guys suck ass
Christmas was started to counteract the celebrations of the winter solstice. Who knows when Christ was born. The Bible was written a couple of hundred years after he died. It’s one of those mysteries these fruitcakes have trouble explaining.
NOT FACTS AND LOGIC
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