Myles Garrett visiting story camp
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  • 176 points buttstuff1920

    Can he play 3rd base?

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    83 points goldfish_11

    Our first free agent signing of the 2025/2026 offseason? Myles Garrett.

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    42 points Firecracker048

    Bro fuckin imagine he just comes in and hits 45 dongs

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    19 points InvertedEyechart11

    Can you imagine? Ball comes off his bat round, leaves the yard as a cube ngl

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    17 points rizub_n_tizug

    Imagine him tagging up and a collision at the plate

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    12 points InvertedEyechart11

    Collision? The catcher, pitcher backing him up, and the ump would be running away. Plus the bat boy. And fans scrambling behind home plate out of sheer fear.

    AWESOME

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    3 points rizub_n_tizug

    I’m here for it

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    3 points Toastie-Coastie

    Imagine the first time he gets hit with a pitch and takes off towards the mound. There’s going to be the whole Yankees bench hanging off him while he pops a pitchers head off

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    1 points InvertedEyechart11

    pinstriped pajamas running off the field and into E. 161st street. Noice

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    1 points Justafleshtip

    Instead of beating up the qb with his own helmet, he beats up the pitcher with his own catcher 😂

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    6 points Firecracker048

    There wouldn't be a catcher afterwards. Imagine a Myles Garrett fuckin stuff arm to someone trying tag him

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    2 points gplatt_24

    ngl might need him to cut that short & transfer over to the Pats by the start of September

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    1 points coolsteven11

    83 home runs with a .091 avg

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    8 points Zachary_Morris

    Have you seen how much Garrett makes? No way this team pays him…

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    6 points cargo-jorts

    bad day to be a catcher blocking the plate

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    1 points Deviljho12

    Could you imagine getting in an outfield collision with the guy?

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    -11 points saturatedproper

    He speaks English so yes.

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  • 31 points DBklynF88

    Hard to fathom how fast he could kill me (with both hands tied behind his back)

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  • 16 points KopOut

    Garrett’s biceps look like they ran out of room between his elbows and shoulders. Dude is jacked.

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  • 16 points BiggRoop

    Garrett is jacked. Even Duran’s impressed

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    12 points MoneyMP3

    Hes the kinda person where you wonder how they're the same species as you. Just an absolute genetic freak of nature.

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  • 8 points HolyTythinEar

    Is there some sort of connection between them? This is just so random

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    11 points blumster

    Dallas Texas. I think.

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  • 13 points Rough-Echo-5193

    ... but why?

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    17 points hopseankins

    It’s not he has any games on the schedule this week.

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    9 points nouveau_shamanic

    I believe Story camp is in Texas and Garrett is a Texan. Maybe he was close by?

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  • 8 points neeh

    Which one would be worse at the others job?

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    62 points campingn00b

    I mean Story might legitimately be killed. Garrett would just look funny trying to swing a toothpick

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    22 points endless_Bathroom235

    Story 1000%. Trevor would never be able to get by an o lineman and get a sack. In the run game story tackling Derrick Henry would be hard to watch.

    Garrett would be a terrible short stop for sure but he could probably eventually convert some routine ground balls or pop ups. Probably never gets a hit but maybe could get hbp or walked possibly.

    Not hating on Trevor just built differently

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    9 points zrog2000

    Very good NFL linebacker Shaq Thompson was drafted and signed by the Red Sox. He played one season in rookie ball and had a 78.7% k-rate. He put the ball in play twice in 47 plate appearances and then quit to go do what he was supposed to do.

    Hitting a baseball is one of the hardest things in sports.

    And that was rookie ball, when pitchers rarely can throw secondary pitches for strikes. In MLB, his k-rate would be 100%.

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    6 points campingn00b

    Agreed on all counts. However if were arguing who would be worse id take a 78.7% k rate over being torn apart by lightning quick 300lb monsters

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    1 points endless_Bathroom235

    I’m just saying people who say hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in sports have never gotten mauled by a 350 pound o lineman and then the reward for beating him is meeting Derrick Henry in the hole.

    Hitting a baseball is hard you’re not gotta get your ribs broken trying over and over.

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    10 points Shakturi101

    How would Garrett get walked though. The pitchers would know he’s a football player and throw him strikes by taking a bit off the gas. Every MLB pitcher could do that

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    14 points endless_Bathroom235

    I’m just saying there is a possibility a pitcher could miss on 4 pitches or hit him with one. There’s no chance Trevor is making a play as a dlineman

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    2 points Tomotronics

    I mean King Henry could trip over his broken body and Story would get credit for the tackle?

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    2 points knuth10

    He would be wearing a disguise, duh!

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    2 points OrganicValley_

    Garrett would go 0 for his career at the plate which is probably worse than Bregaman getting pancaked on every snap. At least Bregman’s body would be a tripping hazard.

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    2 points fillingupthecorners

    If Garrett has feet for hands like some football players, Story would absolutely have more value on a football team... or at least he would cause less harm. Having zero talent at SS is hard to understate how bad it would turn out for a baseball team. Even if Trevor sat on the sidelines and you had to play with 10 guys, that's much less of a detriment than a disaster at SS. Think of all the balls that have to move through the middle infield.

    That being said, if Garrett has played a little ball as a kid and is at least somewhat natural, I'd take my chances teaching him than overcoming Story's size limitations, yea I agree

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    1 points endless_Bathroom235

    Ya if you watch that video of Garrett playing basketball the other day I feel more confidant that he has some touch and skill that could translate.

    I’m saying he would be absolutely terrible as a SS but at least better then story as a DE

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    1 points flamingburrito5000

    Just imagine Garrett charging the mound at Yankees Stadium.

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    2 points Jreedy3

    If Garrett could make contact with the ball, that ball would be gone

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    1 points MinistryOfDankness86

    Myles Garrett would likely embarrass himself with a bat in his hands facing major league pitching, however Trevor Story may actually die going one on one with an NFL offensive tackle.

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    0 points H3Y_MR_RAG3R

    They'd both be god awful but I think Story would more likely complete a tackle whilst getting run over than Garrett lucking into a hit

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    0 points bigeatsyum

    This yall are acting like story is 5’7 and 160lbs. He’s a big enough guy I’m sure he would be better than someone who makes an error on 50% of plays at shortstop and has a k rate of 100%

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  • 2 points Pitiful_Lavishness24

    Imagine him connecting on a 98 mph heater? Ball might blast through the Green Monster.

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  • 2 points mdmcnally1213

    Future Patriot?

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  • 2 points Haunting_Ad_2973

    Yoshida and cash for Garrett. Who says no? We got a new DH boys

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  • 1 points midday_marauder

    Imagine running into that brick wall at home plate

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  • 1 points Soft-Source-6357

    Myles Garrett makes the SAME per year as Bregman (40 million). Myles Garrett could be one of the best athletes on 🌍.

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    1 points Soft-Source-6357

    And Bregman opted out and is holding the Sox hostage 🤔

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  • 1 points Hey_Giant_Loser

    Jesus the PIPES on that guy

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    1 points DarkGift78

    I would only wear tank tops year round if I looked like that. Every day would be the gun show 😂

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  • 1 points larrybird56

    DH baby!

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  • 1 points CharacterDebate7486

    Red Sox ⚾ about to lead the league 🏆 in sacks 💪.

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  • 1 points Downeastdigger12

    Dude is a freakin beast , much respect

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  • 1 points Haptiix

    Absolutely insane physique for an NFL player. He could be a bodybuilder

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  • 1 points Suspicious-Box3004

    He’s wearing a muscle suit.

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  • 3 points ecclectic_collector

    hopefully Story did a little recruiting for the Patriots

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    -20 points Then-Contract-9520

    *Cowboys

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    -3 points InformalInsurance455

    People downvoting you because you remembered Story is a Cowboys fan lol

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    -5 points Then-Contract-9520

    I'm a Cowboys fan as well. Downvotes are nothing to me lol

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  • 0 points Axsh1boomba

    Cam he play first base?

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