The original ending had Aaliyah kissing Li, a scenario that didn't test well with an "urban audience." So the studio changed it. The new ending had Aaliyah giving Li a tight hug. Says Cajayon, "Mainstream America, for the most part, gets uncomfortable with seeing an Asian man portrayed in a sexual light."
I understand the relationship between tragedy and comedy best when I get reminded that those Asian incel groups are actually correct about the media conspiracy against them
the asian women not allowed to be hot has the opposite effect on me cuz they only remind me of the annoying wmaf’s i know irl. we need more lucy lius and maggie cheungs!!
I mean in One Battle After Another isn’t the whole point of the movie that she’s black, like it wouldn’t work without it? I feel like zoey kravitz makes sense as cat woman regardless of her colour (i know nothing about superheroes tho so idk). And i’ve definitely seen a lot of hot asian women on screen so not sure about that one. I do agree i am struggling to think of a mixed race lightskin male actor that has had mass success, but maybe that’s my problem
Yeah I mean I know there are gay people in heterosexual marriages with kids but that seems more like an 80s/90s thing. I find it hard to believe especially since they dated before it was public then they broke up and dated other people and then started dating again but that’s just my #opinion.
Andy Cohen (Bravo exec) is a CIA asset. I strongly believe that CIA/the feds have some people on the radar that they ask Bravo to cast to gain evidence on them (see Jen Shah).
My favorite is that Kris Jenner and Scott Disick are running a yacht girl ”club” where KJ is a Madame. I think Tyga is involved too. Scott dated young girls for years and he was basically their pimp.
Speaking of yacht girls, Meghan Markle was supposedly one. That’s how she met Andrew, who introduced her to Harry.
The coincidences all along that story are so bizarre. Them apparently having followed her on Twitter and no one else up to that point being chief among them.
my view of it was the bombing was occult in origin, death grips tapped into it and wrote about it/followed ariana and foreshadowed it to display their power level so to speak to the powers that b. ariana herself is at least tangentially related to occult activity. your theory is crazy so i almost like it more.
Absolutely not uncommon in entertainment but Billie Eilish is older than listed and music industry rolled with the younger age to make her seem more spectacular. The brother absolutely is older, idc how much California sun his skin got mixed with facial hair, the guy never looked like a kid.
I forget the exact origin of it but it was somebody back in mid 2020 on I think twitter? had a kind of convincing story going through old photos at their parents that was saying they were neighbors or knew Billie at young age and saying they themselves were 25 and that Billie is closer to that age than how she says she is, same story with her brother being older. I think the conspiracy was that it was all just really make themselves seem more prolific with that notion of being so young. Also there’s a split where people have broken down her speech pattern being a hammed up act which lead people to go back to she’s actually older and playing the part of a younger zoomer. I get time and internet drama flew by in 2020 but it did have a bit of that situation of big entertainment people pulling a few strings to make something disappear quickly when it started to get people talking. I also recall an offshoot of this story on instagram of the same person who was saying they had pictures from a neighborhood birthday party that Billie was at marked 1998, but it was a stand off of stans getting feral and reporting the posts to oblivion, and of course this person who was going to share it wanted compensation, wasn't going to do it so freely.
I also remember there’s people that very specifically cite the Nardwuar interview where he gives her a Lizzie McGuire sleeping bag and she suddenly gets really weird about it almost like she’s caught in a lie or trying to cover for herself by downplaying and pretending being confused, something about her response feels off. Sure it’s a weird gift in general but the skeptics believe this plays into the age lie thing given how even giving some generous benefit of the doubt for reruns, Lizzie McGuire would’ve still have been something solidly before her time and that it indicates she is older. Definitely give the interview a watch because it's super weird how she acts about it, not even just for being an odd gift.
I only know all this because my old roommate was schizo for a lot of flimsy drama and conspiracies over celebrities. They’re probably on this sub.
Personally while I don’t think famous people lying their age and circumstance is anything new, I think the Eilish siblings seem extra weird cause they had weird entertainment parents and basically were all business from the drop. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually were older than they're listed and there is some credence to the theories.
This one's really interesting, and there's no way the brother is as young as they say he is. My younger brother is 28 and this dude looks like he's older than me. I also read that Beyonce is supposedly older than she claims she is and I tend to believe it for similar reasons (entertainment mom/family).
Have you ever heard the rumors about Eilish and her relationship with the artist Takashi Murakami?
Right before she became really famous she (allegedly lol) was spending a lot of time with him without parents or any other friends around and everyone thought it was really weird, especially because she would've been underage at the time. They would get spotted at art shows and Nakano Broadway and stuff together.
I guess the implication was that this relationship is part of what launched her to international fame, Murakami is incredibly wealthy and connected with the music world intimately through his connections to Pharrell and Kanye.
This is the most interesting one I’ve read here. How old do you think they are? They both seem like millennials. I think he was born in 1990 and her maybe 93-94?
Went on a bumble date with a girl who was hyper fixated on this. It’s all she wanted to talk about and when I tried to change the subject she got real, real mad.
She made me quiz her on every A list male celebrity so she could tell me exactly how and why they’re gay.
She even called me from the uber on her way home because she forgot some of her Bradley Cooper 🚬 facts.
It was the IRL version of “no second date but at least she knows” and I think I’m still in love with her.
She claimed to know the exact brand and model of noise cancelling headphones Leo had to wear in order to have sex with women in addition to the entire sexual run of show - complete with when he would switch from 1 kind of white noise to a different kind.
Lady had timestamps.
She’s the right kind of autistic to be on this sub. Really hoping she sees this and chimes in!
I can see it, not necessarily gay by conviction/inner drive, but just to get ahead in their trade. For example I do find it plausible that at some point early in this career Brad Pitt had allowed some older Hollywood exec to play with him, why not? That's what many of the women actors were doing, anyway. On the other hand I also do believe that George Clooney is gay gay, by conviction, so to speak, but at this point that's an open secret for anyone with just a little bit of reasoning.
At the very least he saw the corpse of his girlfriend that got murdered by a serial killer but didn’t call the cops right away because he didn’t want it to affect his career and wanted to get a good alibi since he would probably be a suspect. Chrissier Carnell Bixler who was one of Danny Masterson’s accusers and was dating Masterson at the time of the murder flat out said said that Kutcher called him to plan out what he would say to police. There’s also the Scientology angle and how close the organization is with the LAPD.
It’s a meme at this point to call people CIA assets but if you look at Kutcher’s business and “philanthropy” ventures it’s hard not to get that familiar tingle in your spine. The least shady reading of Thorn is that they’re a middle man to allow police access to spook level surveillance tools without having to worry about warrants or any accountability. The beauty of it is that if anyone raises concerns about cops being able to access mass surveillance technology without a warrant you just accuse them of “not wanting to protect children from predators.”
At one point in my life I was looking at apartments in LA and one of them was an ADU next door to the house where that girl was murdered. For some reason the landlord decided to tell me this as I was viewing the apartment. Needless to say, I did not move in.
Many celebrities who have appeared pregnant on the red carpet weren't actually pregnant; they were using surrogates and pretending to be pregnant so that they could milk the attention of pregnancy without the actual physical commitment of it.
malala is either in an open relationship or her husband is cheating on her and he has a dirty panty fetish. it's not rly a conspiracy, but many people claim it including a girl i met at a party.
Of course she didn’t kill him. This is a rumor believed only by the smoothest brained woman hating Gen X idiots. “Yeah this severely depressed heroin addict couldn’t have possibly killed himself”
Angelica Houston is secretly a billionaire because of her ancestor's ties to Rosicrucianism.
Michelle Wu the current mayor of Boston routinely needs in patient treatment for her nervous breakdowns. So much so that it's basically an open secret among her staff at this point.
the demonic host of millionaire lotto house hunters or whatever it is called got his job through grotesque sexual black mail.
I really like the lotto house guy. Sure he’s camp and out there, but he’s always kind to everyone on the show.
I sadly get some energy that he was abused or something really sinister happened to him - hence is continuous addition of over the top tattoos and costuming. I feel genuinely bad for him.
shawn mendes is gay but did conversion therapy after getting involved with a hippie yoga ayahuasca cult.
lisa vanderpump and ken todd were involved in scouting and trafficking women to pimp out to rich connections especially when they were in london. also max is ken’s son from an affair.
BJ Novak also has an AI girlfriend (based on a recent blind item + his appearance on NYE telling Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper that he spends a lot of time with a supportive AI companion)
Seth McFarlane is legit, he’s listed on the flight manifest as having missed it. But I’m pretty sure Wahlberg’s whole story comes down to him being from Boston and therefore he theoretically could have been on the same flight.
Damn if he had just gotten on that plane we would have just the first three seasons of Family Guy that would have been remembered fondly and wistfully as what could have been instead of whatever the fuck that show has been for the past twenty something years
John Mulaney probably likes cocaine as much as any rich famous person, but he was never a fuckin "junkie" the way he was characterizing himself. He just pretended to be an "addict" as a way of excusing the fact that he's just kind of a shitty guy.
I listened to the "celebrity memoir book club" pod about her and totally changed my impression of her.
It was interesting that her shtick was always putting herself in a situation where she was completely financially dependent on men while blaming men for all her problems. She was way more sympathetic when I knew less about her.
I think she's annoying from what little I know of her and her stupid memoir, but financial dependence does breed toxicity from both sides. I saw it happen to my mother, who quit her job to become a housewife once she married my father. It's inherently humiliating and it's totally unsurprising that the overwhelming majority of modern women are using their job opportunities to ensure that they don't become financially dependent on men.
Going on a talk show noticeably high on stimulants is pretty outside the norm for a celebrity nowadays. People did it a lot in the 70s but it’s much more of a faux pas now. It's become much easier for content of intoxicated celebs to live on the internet forever and make the big networks look bad. It doesn't just go on TV once at 11 p.m. and then disappear into a hole like it used to.
John Mulaney is a mainstream comedian and he's not going to get invited on late night shows if he's that visibly sloppy on television. That's probably what prompted his friends to stage an intervention, not necessarily because he was at risk of ending up homeless or dead. It had become a career liability.
He also has a young child, and the people in your life are generally willing to put up with a lot less drug hijinks when you are responsible for the care of a young child.
Yeah he annoys me for that, I’ve always gotten the same impression. In one of his specials he reads an interview he did at the supposed height of his addiction and makes himself sound insane but if you read the actual interview it sounds pretty normal. No one reading it would have thought wow this guy’s on tons of cokes. Especially with him being a comedian. He’s just kind of an asshole.
Yeah that's more or less my read on him. I don't know anything or care about his ex-wife at all, I've just never really been able to stand him and he comes off extremely disingenuous to me. Seems like it's easier to be like "uggghh I was just so deep in the throes of my 'addiction' that I didn't even know who I was anymore'" than it is to take accountability for generally being a douchebag who was probably cheating on her.
There’s something sleazy/shady about Ian McKellen. His public image is like everyone’s favorite gay great-uncle, and he probably treats his favorite twinks well. However, he was way too cozy with Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey for too many years (and probably still is). He was at those pool parties.
Naomi Campbell isn’t a pimp / escort but rather a triple agent type engaging in espionage. Look at her connections over the years beyond the sex offenders.
The guy who got famous from Oprah with a druggie autobiography but turned out to have lied about it all actually wrote a fun little fiction book about this with a Tom Cruise stand in.
In the Sopranos, Carmella is reading Diaries of a Geisha for like an entire series and barely makes a dent in it. A Million Little Pieces was basically the same book but for my mom.
There was an episode of Chopped where the theme was Chinese cuisine and the four contestants were these young like michelin star classically trained Chinese chefs. But they had Jack Black on as a guest host to explain the challenges for each round to promote his newest Kung Fu Panda movie. So you had Jack Black being like "We all know Panda Po loves noodles, so we want you to make the most karate chop kickass noodle dish, Hiyyyaa!" in a goofy ass voice while these Chinese chefs were just staring at him deadpan lol
I also don't think it's true, but I just genuinely don't like him/don't think he's funny at all. There seems to be exclusively good press about him, so my dislike must be rooted in some currently undiscovered moral flaw he has.
Reading the Wikipedia page, its wild that the boats captain straight up said 'yeah he murdered her in front of me' and its still apparently seen as a mystery what happened.
I read that Natalie caught Wagner the act with another man too. Robert's manager at the time, Henry Willson, was a guy whose clients were mostly gay men (Rock Hudson and Tab Hunter).
This sounds plausible until you actually look into the case - the idea she and everybody else was blackout drunk, she couldn’t swim and tried to take a dinghy out to shore, fell off and drowned is extremely likely if you’ve spent any sort of time around drunks - which everyone involved was. How Tanya died in the White Lotus is a pretty 1-1 recreation of the alleged (and very believable) events. Who the fuck cares enough about Robert Wagner to protect him besides his child? He has no clout and no sway over Hollywood. If he had actually killed her he’d have been sent away a long time ago.
I still think diddy was some kinda CIA asset. Used in order to blackmail and keep tabs on celebrities then arrested when his controversy outweighed his usefullness
He seems like such a soulless and disingenuous corporate-created ghoul that it wouldn't surprise me if he decided to be gay based on a calculation that it more advantageous to his political career. I always got an asexual vibe from him.
I just relooked into this and apparently the Italian version of Wired magazine had an article with two forensic detectives and they said there’s no way pre 1966 Paul is the same guy as after 1966 Paul. The book the walrus was Paul has sound engineers say the same thing about the voices before and after 1966, that’s it not the same person. But then you’d have to believe that they tracked down a guy who looked extremely similar to Paul and he had a Liverpool accent and could play guitar left handed and sing well and the other Beatles accepted this and he’s kept it up ever since.
I found this woman’s blog about it and it’s so schizo it’s hard to even follow but everything you can imagine is a clue. This number was chosen because it’s the number of letters in Paul’s first name minus 2 because he died on the 2nd of whatever and things like that. Like why would they bother putting in all these clues if it’s a big secret?
I don't necessarily think this theory is true. But the part about them having a look-alike for someone this famous doesn't seem implausible to me. Even before his supposed death, they could use body doubles to evade their hordes of crazy fans in beatlemania days, for example.
He's gay in the bohemian way where the material attraction to men is secondary to the cultural intrigue of the concept of such attraction. Like Sebastian in Brideshead Revisited
Kanye West became a target of the government after he said "George Bush doesn't care about black people" on live tv after Hurricane Katrina. They set him up with the Kardashians on purpose so they could neutralize his potential sway on popular opinion
I don’t have a concrete conspiracy theory but everyone forgets about the weird naked picture of her child that Hilary Duff accidentally posted to her social media and then deleted with no explanation and the (censored) picture was really fucking weird, pale faced eyes closed covered in strange markings and T posing
right?? it has truly been memory holed. a lot of people lumped the accusations against her as pizzagate-level conspiracy theories and dismissed them as such and i'm not saying hilary duff is involved in a p*do ring but the pic is so unsettling and i feel like a lot of people haven't really seen it/been disturbed enough to question it
Wtf? I found some articles about her with her publicist saying it was nonsense but no picture. They made it sound like a group of pictures and the naked one was amongst them in a way that wasn’t obvious at first and you’d have to look closely to see it. That was very clear. How could she not see that? And what is on him? It looks like plastic wrap with numbers on it? Having a hard time coming up with an innocent or logical explanation for that.
My favorite is that Hollywood is a soul-harvesting machine that uses fame as a lure to bait people into a system where their souls are harvested. Depending on the version, the extracted souls feed the elite class, aliens or a metaphysical system that creates reality itself. Things like award shows, music videos, concerts, and fashion are actually energy-harvesting rituals, and the audience’s attention is part of the energy transfer.
I just said this in a reply but while Enty is half bs / poorly sourced I really want the “Balthazar Getty has a sex tape compound containing Gavin Newsom blackmail material” blind to be true
Not a conspiracy theory, but i Think Jemima Kirke’s entire persona, especially that which she’s been pushing loads recently with her Elle column and instagram Q&A’s is totally performative and fabricated and i find it completely insufferable. I seriously dislike that lady. Also she allegedly cheated on Alex Cameron.
She went public about it, but Elon Musk paid for his kid to be born male because he wanted a male heir? or just a male and got incredibly upset because she’s transgender. That’s why he talks about wokeness a lot.
Tom Brady is a fed. Random 6th rounder becomes the starter right after 9/11 of the patriots of all teams. Dudes also from San Francisco area, a major glowie zone.
Stevie Wonder is not blind. The dude caught a falling microphone on video and lots of celebrities have shared stories of Stevie coming up and talking to them and recognizing them. And he drove Elton John’s snowmobile once.
Most legally blind people have some degree of vision and perception. Almost no blind people just see total darkness, that isn’t really how blindness works
This one isn’t even a conspiracy, it’s just true. He probably is like legally blind, I doubt he has 20/20 vision, but he almost certainly has enough to, for instance, recognize Shaq in an elevator.
There’s many degrees of blindness and almost no one sees pitch black unless they have no eyes at all. Legal blindness is pretty bad and it’s very far from 20/20 vision. All you have to do is look at a picture of him without sunglasses to see his eyes are extremely fucked up. He’s absolutely legally blind, his retinas are completely detached. Blind people can do incredible things (especially if they’re blind from birth like he is). Ray Charles even drove a car sometimes. He probably sensed Shaq’s massive body, or he has a particular scent he recognized. Ridiculous to think he’s been pretending to be blind forever just because people don’t understand what blind people are capable of.
Since the thread is all about just whether somebody is gay or not, is it even a conspiracy theory to say Harry Styles is obviously completely straight and cis gendered but he subtly implies he might not be for clout?
hm coincidentally tyler is the reason i think frank ocean isn't really bi but just dropped that to the press like 2 days before his album dropped for media buzz/record sales. "frank did that though."
Rob Reiner murder-suicided his wife, but his public image as a Nice Guy Who Everyone Loves is too important for the public mythology of both Hollywood and the Democratic Party fundraising apparatus.
So the powers that be quickly assessed the scene and figured out a way to pin it on the disposable crackhead failson who was just minding his business going on a bender at some random hotel down the road.
The defense lawyer learned the truth and promptly quit because he is part of that whole Hollywood cartel and cannot go against them in court without being excommunicated from the club.
Bill Hader was chosen to make up the story about the Christmas party because he is great at doing impressions (i.e. a master deceiver).
I don’t believe this but there’s something to be said for the fact they sent this kid to one of those Abu Gharib-esque CEDU/Synanon offshoot torture troubled teen camps as a teenager (like Paris Hilton). I’m not saying they deserved to be killed for it as the majority of parents had no clue what’s going on but it makes sense it happened if that’s the case.
Disney Execs set up Tom Holland and Zendaya to be a couple because the world wasn’t ready for a gay Spiderman.
I thought it was for their race mixing agenda and social engineering.
White boys date a light-skinned mulatto woman on screen (Holland-Zendaya, Pattinson-Zoey Kravitz, Dicaprio in Another Battle).
There's a quota for white women, particularly blondes, to have a black male love interest, or seen next to them visibly on screen.
Asian woman aren't allowed to be hot on-screen because it makes White women insecure.
Light-skinned mulatto males aren't really allowed to be a lead or masculine on-screen cause it makes black males insecure.
And so on.
Focus groups rule romance in Hollywood.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/24/AR2007052402573.html
So youre telling me all the aznmasculinity guys were onto something?
I understand the relationship between tragedy and comedy best when I get reminded that those Asian incel groups are actually correct about the media conspiracy against them
the asian women not allowed to be hot has the opposite effect on me cuz they only remind me of the annoying wmaf’s i know irl. we need more lucy lius and maggie cheungs!!
I mean in One Battle After Another isn’t the whole point of the movie that she’s black, like it wouldn’t work without it? I feel like zoey kravitz makes sense as cat woman regardless of her colour (i know nothing about superheroes tho so idk). And i’ve definitely seen a lot of hot asian women on screen so not sure about that one. I do agree i am struggling to think of a mixed race lightskin male actor that has had mass success, but maybe that’s my problem
Teyana Taylor is hardly light skinned or a mulatto. Trinis are at least half African descended
the white South African is here to tell us about race relations everyone
Why would you say mullato? What are you sixty?
There’s a possibility Zendaya is pregnant right now so I don’t know about that..
Speaking from experience, this could easily mean nothing lol
Yeah I mean I know there are gay people in heterosexual marriages with kids but that seems more like an 80s/90s thing. I find it hard to believe especially since they dated before it was public then they broke up and dated other people and then started dating again but that’s just my #opinion.
Lewis Hamilton is gay
Funny enough, I saw someone post on Fauxmoi that Hamilton and Tyler dated for a couple of years.
No man that into fashion is straight
reasoning?
He likes men.
So basically everyone is either a fed and or gay 🙄 I was hoping for some interesting conspiracies but that’s my fault clearly
Marvin Gaye being a serial killer is pretty good
"any interesting conspiracy theories??"
this sub: "EVERYONE IS GAY EXCEPT ME"
Andy Cohen (Bravo exec) is a CIA asset. I strongly believe that CIA/the feds have some people on the radar that they ask Bravo to cast to gain evidence on them (see Jen Shah).
My favorite is that Kris Jenner and Scott Disick are running a yacht girl ”club” where KJ is a Madame. I think Tyga is involved too. Scott dated young girls for years and he was basically their pimp.
Speaking of yacht girls, Meghan Markle was supposedly one. That’s how she met Andrew, who introduced her to Harry.
Cate Blanchett is a lesbian.
Is this why they call her “pimp mama Kris” on the Kardashian snark sub lol
No, that's because she had kim make and sell a sex tape after seeing how good it worked out for Paris Hilton
It cracks me up either way because they shorten to PMK which makes me think of the serial killer BTK
I love the Real Housewives but Andy Cohen is definitely a very evil person
If we’re demanding the release of the “Disick files” in the 2060’s I’m going to lose my mind.
Cohen is bffs with Anderson Cooper who is a direct son/grandson of the Vanderbilts
Anderson Cooper as a baby with his mom weird art
I was expecting baby Anderson cooper to have white hair too
Isnt it kind of failing to go from that family to just being a newsreader
This also explains his relationship with Dead and Co (rehashed 60s CIA front)
I am fairly convinced that Death Grips cursed Ariana Grande
The coincidences all along that story are so bizarre. Them apparently having followed her on Twitter and no one else up to that point being chief among them.
Completely forgot about this, now I know who I need to bother to get her a Big Mac.
Elaborate pls
https://youtu.be/dI0kUZ6VFik?si=hu61JVTgRlV9VpvT
Pretty cool schizophrenia simulator
them being from sacramento says enough
very fun but too much numerology for me
One of my personal favourites, i believe it
? lol
my view of it was the bombing was occult in origin, death grips tapped into it and wrote about it/followed ariana and foreshadowed it to display their power level so to speak to the powers that b. ariana herself is at least tangentially related to occult activity. your theory is crazy so i almost like it more.
Absolutely not uncommon in entertainment but Billie Eilish is older than listed and music industry rolled with the younger age to make her seem more spectacular. The brother absolutely is older, idc how much California sun his skin got mixed with facial hair, the guy never looked like a kid.
I forget the exact origin of it but it was somebody back in mid 2020 on I think twitter? had a kind of convincing story going through old photos at their parents that was saying they were neighbors or knew Billie at young age and saying they themselves were 25 and that Billie is closer to that age than how she says she is, same story with her brother being older. I think the conspiracy was that it was all just really make themselves seem more prolific with that notion of being so young. Also there’s a split where people have broken down her speech pattern being a hammed up act which lead people to go back to she’s actually older and playing the part of a younger zoomer. I get time and internet drama flew by in 2020 but it did have a bit of that situation of big entertainment people pulling a few strings to make something disappear quickly when it started to get people talking. I also recall an offshoot of this story on instagram of the same person who was saying they had pictures from a neighborhood birthday party that Billie was at marked 1998, but it was a stand off of stans getting feral and reporting the posts to oblivion, and of course this person who was going to share it wanted compensation, wasn't going to do it so freely.
I also remember there’s people that very specifically cite the Nardwuar interview where he gives her a Lizzie McGuire sleeping bag and she suddenly gets really weird about it almost like she’s caught in a lie or trying to cover for herself by downplaying and pretending being confused, something about her response feels off. Sure it’s a weird gift in general but the skeptics believe this plays into the age lie thing given how even giving some generous benefit of the doubt for reruns, Lizzie McGuire would’ve still have been something solidly before her time and that it indicates she is older. Definitely give the interview a watch because it's super weird how she acts about it, not even just for being an odd gift.
I only know all this because my old roommate was schizo for a lot of flimsy drama and conspiracies over celebrities. They’re probably on this sub.
Personally while I don’t think famous people lying their age and circumstance is anything new, I think the Eilish siblings seem extra weird cause they had weird entertainment parents and basically were all business from the drop. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually were older than they're listed and there is some credence to the theories.
This one's really interesting, and there's no way the brother is as young as they say he is. My younger brother is 28 and this dude looks like he's older than me. I also read that Beyonce is supposedly older than she claims she is and I tend to believe it for similar reasons (entertainment mom/family).
Have you ever heard the rumors about Eilish and her relationship with the artist Takashi Murakami?
Right before she became really famous she (allegedly lol) was spending a lot of time with him without parents or any other friends around and everyone thought it was really weird, especially because she would've been underage at the time. They would get spotted at art shows and Nakano Broadway and stuff together.
I guess the implication was that this relationship is part of what launched her to international fame, Murakami is incredibly wealthy and connected with the music world intimately through his connections to Pharrell and Kanye.
This is the most interesting one I’ve read here. How old do you think they are? They both seem like millennials. I think he was born in 1990 and her maybe 93-94?
All male rappers, all male actors are gay.
Went on a bumble date with a girl who was hyper fixated on this. It’s all she wanted to talk about and when I tried to change the subject she got real, real mad.
She made me quiz her on every A list male celebrity so she could tell me exactly how and why they’re gay.
She even called me from the uber on her way home because she forgot some of her Bradley Cooper 🚬 facts.
It was the IRL version of “no second date but at least she knows” and I think I’m still in love with her.
Omg I’d love to chat with her. She needs to make a post explaining everything.
She claimed to know the exact brand and model of noise cancelling headphones Leo had to wear in order to have sex with women in addition to the entire sexual run of show - complete with when he would switch from 1 kind of white noise to a different kind.
Lady had timestamps.
She’s the right kind of autistic to be on this sub. Really hoping she sees this and chimes in!
Okay that’s insane and I don’t believe all of them are gay but I would absolutely listen to what she has to say.
Before going out on NYE, I went down a major Leo-Lukas Haas rabbit hole. Apparently, their longstanding relationship is an open secret in Hollywood?
My wife has seen Bradley Cooper with a dude. Her job involved her working in a celeb environment for a while.
In what context?
Lmao that’s cute
Also athletes. That's the reason why they bang the same ~20 women (they have experience in being discreet).
That guy from heated rivalry said a ton of closeted athletes reached out to him privately
all males*
I can see it, not necessarily gay by conviction/inner drive, but just to get ahead in their trade. For example I do find it plausible that at some point early in this career Brad Pitt had allowed some older Hollywood exec to play with him, why not? That's what many of the women actors were doing, anyway. On the other hand I also do believe that George Clooney is gay gay, by conviction, so to speak, but at this point that's an open secret for anyone with just a little bit of reasoning.
Ashton Kutcher is a really shady person.
At the very least he saw the corpse of his girlfriend that got murdered by a serial killer but didn’t call the cops right away because he didn’t want it to affect his career and wanted to get a good alibi since he would probably be a suspect. Chrissier Carnell Bixler who was one of Danny Masterson’s accusers and was dating Masterson at the time of the murder flat out said said that Kutcher called him to plan out what he would say to police. There’s also the Scientology angle and how close the organization is with the LAPD.
It’s a meme at this point to call people CIA assets but if you look at Kutcher’s business and “philanthropy” ventures it’s hard not to get that familiar tingle in your spine. The least shady reading of Thorn is that they’re a middle man to allow police access to spook level surveillance tools without having to worry about warrants or any accountability. The beauty of it is that if anyone raises concerns about cops being able to access mass surveillance technology without a warrant you just accuse them of “not wanting to protect children from predators.”
At one point in my life I was looking at apartments in LA and one of them was an ADU next door to the house where that girl was murdered. For some reason the landlord decided to tell me this as I was viewing the apartment. Needless to say, I did not move in.
Iirc the serial killer was her next door neighbor…
Yeah, not the same guy. This dude was some random ass actor that was on briefly on Seinfeld. That area and the unit were just… off. Not great vibes.
Marvin Gaye was a serial killer.
It’s much more common than we assume to have actors as soft power government representatives.
Leo Dicaprio listens to gay porn while having sex, hence the headphones eyes closed allegations.
Marvin Gaye had some weird psycho-sexual issues going on below the surface, so it's not totally out of the realm of possibilities.
nominative determinism strikes again....
why not just have gay sex?
Mine is also about Tyler the Creator! It’s that he’s Miss J’s secret son (from ANTM).
Omg i always thought they had such similar manneirisms/voice tones….that makes sense
Many celebrities who have appeared pregnant on the red carpet weren't actually pregnant; they were using surrogates and pretending to be pregnant so that they could milk the attention of pregnancy without the actual physical commitment of it.
malala is either in an open relationship or her husband is cheating on her and he has a dirty panty fetish. it's not rly a conspiracy, but many people claim it including a girl i met at a party.
Yousafzai?
Courtney didn't kill Kurt, but Weinstein's people kept that rumor alive
Yes Dave Grohl did it we know
That smiley bastard
Of course she didn’t kill him. This is a rumor believed only by the smoothest brained woman hating Gen X idiots. “Yeah this severely depressed heroin addict couldn’t have possibly killed himself”
They wanna blame a woman for everything. The man clearly killed himself.
Angelica Houston is secretly a billionaire because of her ancestor's ties to Rosicrucianism.
Michelle Wu the current mayor of Boston routinely needs in patient treatment for her nervous breakdowns. So much so that it's basically an open secret among her staff at this point.
the demonic host of millionaire lotto house hunters or whatever it is called got his job through grotesque sexual black mail.
I really like the lotto house guy. Sure he’s camp and out there, but he’s always kind to everyone on the show.
I sadly get some energy that he was abused or something really sinister happened to him - hence is continuous addition of over the top tattoos and costuming. I feel genuinely bad for him.
shawn mendes is gay but did conversion therapy after getting involved with a hippie yoga ayahuasca cult.
lisa vanderpump and ken todd were involved in scouting and trafficking women to pimp out to rich connections especially when they were in london. also max is ken’s son from an affair.
bj novak is mindy kaling’s baby daddy
BJ Novak also has an AI girlfriend (based on a recent blind item + his appearance on NYE telling Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper that he spends a lot of time with a supportive AI companion)
I've heard secondhand rumors of Shawn Mendes with other boys backstage at his concerts. Obviously gay
I’ve always thought Max looked just like Ken! And LVP has always alluded to her husband being a dirty dog so this makes sense
lv and her whole setup always gave me sex trafficker vibes
Wahlberg completely fabricated the story about missing a 9/11 flight because he likes the attention. Nobody has properly questioned the story.
I refuse to believe so many notable figures simply happened to be attending this random transcontinental morning flight in September
Seth McFarlane is legit, he’s listed on the flight manifest as having missed it. But I’m pretty sure Wahlberg’s whole story comes down to him being from Boston and therefore he theoretically could have been on the same flight.
Damn if he had just gotten on that plane we would have just the first three seasons of Family Guy that would have been remembered fondly and wistfully as what could have been instead of whatever the fuck that show has been for the past twenty something years
He would've been a martyr for New Atheism during the Bush years
Anthony Perkin’s wife and the creator of Frasier and Wings were both on the planes
Okay, but I still think he would have stopped it from happening
Despite manifest lack of evidence I am close to 100% certain Chris Evans is gay.
Facially gay
John Mulaney probably likes cocaine as much as any rich famous person, but he was never a fuckin "junkie" the way he was characterizing himself. He just pretended to be an "addict" as a way of excusing the fact that he's just kind of a shitty guy.
I’m sorry she got cheated on in such a publicly humiliating way but his ex-wife also seems pretty annoying
I listened to the "celebrity memoir book club" pod about her and totally changed my impression of her.
It was interesting that her shtick was always putting herself in a situation where she was completely financially dependent on men while blaming men for all her problems. She was way more sympathetic when I knew less about her.
I think she's annoying from what little I know of her and her stupid memoir, but financial dependence does breed toxicity from both sides. I saw it happen to my mother, who quit her job to become a housewife once she married my father. It's inherently humiliating and it's totally unsurprising that the overwhelming majority of modern women are using their job opportunities to ensure that they don't become financially dependent on men.
Going on a talk show noticeably high on stimulants is pretty outside the norm for a celebrity nowadays. People did it a lot in the 70s but it’s much more of a faux pas now. It's become much easier for content of intoxicated celebs to live on the internet forever and make the big networks look bad. It doesn't just go on TV once at 11 p.m. and then disappear into a hole like it used to.
John Mulaney is a mainstream comedian and he's not going to get invited on late night shows if he's that visibly sloppy on television. That's probably what prompted his friends to stage an intervention, not necessarily because he was at risk of ending up homeless or dead. It had become a career liability.
He also has a young child, and the people in your life are generally willing to put up with a lot less drug hijinks when you are responsible for the care of a young child.
Yeah he annoys me for that, I’ve always gotten the same impression. In one of his specials he reads an interview he did at the supposed height of his addiction and makes himself sound insane but if you read the actual interview it sounds pretty normal. No one reading it would have thought wow this guy’s on tons of cokes. Especially with him being a comedian. He’s just kind of an asshole.
Yeah that's more or less my read on him. I don't know anything or care about his ex-wife at all, I've just never really been able to stand him and he comes off extremely disingenuous to me. Seems like it's easier to be like "uggghh I was just so deep in the throes of my 'addiction' that I didn't even know who I was anymore'" than it is to take accountability for generally being a douchebag who was probably cheating on her.
There’s something sleazy/shady about Ian McKellen. His public image is like everyone’s favorite gay great-uncle, and he probably treats his favorite twinks well. However, he was way too cozy with Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey for too many years (and probably still is). He was at those pool parties.
Did a double-take because I thought you said Ian McCollum
he showed up to some event recently with his boy-toy who looks barely legal
Naomi Campbell isn’t a pimp / escort but rather a triple agent type engaging in espionage. Look at her connections over the years beyond the sex offenders.
They’re gay. They’re all gay, every single one of them. Oh, he’s been in a seemingly loving marriage for decades? Well, guess what. His wife? Gay.
The guy who got famous from Oprah with a druggie autobiography but turned out to have lied about it all actually wrote a fun little fiction book about this with a Tom Cruise stand in.
In the Sopranos, Carmella is reading Diaries of a Geisha for like an entire series and barely makes a dent in it. A Million Little Pieces was basically the same book but for my mom.
Jack Black is a prick in rl
He's reached the level of The Rock and Kevin Hart. Equally as fake and media trained.
There was an episode of Chopped where the theme was Chinese cuisine and the four contestants were these young like michelin star classically trained Chinese chefs. But they had Jack Black on as a guest host to explain the challenges for each round to promote his newest Kung Fu Panda movie. So you had Jack Black being like "We all know Panda Po loves noodles, so we want you to make the most karate chop kickass noodle dish, Hiyyyaa!" in a goofy ass voice while these Chinese chefs were just staring at him deadpan lol
Lol. I feel like they buried this because when you google "jack black chopped" its just a bunch of stuff about him shaving his head in some video.
I wish, but it is one of those wishes I hold so vindictively that it couldn’t possibly be true.
The Tenacious D breakup definitely woke up a lot of people to how curated and phony his goofy lovable nerd persona was
Oh they broke up? Not that I ever listened but that's sad
I also don't think it's true, but I just genuinely don't like him/don't think he's funny at all. There seems to be exclusively good press about him, so my dislike must be rooted in some currently undiscovered moral flaw he has.
Never met him but he went really far out of his way to go to my friend's funeral, so I doubt it
Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken killed Natalie Wood.
Reading the Wikipedia page, its wild that the boats captain straight up said 'yeah he murdered her in front of me' and its still apparently seen as a mystery what happened.
I also fully believe that Kirk Douglas also repeatedly assaulted her
There’s a rumor that she caught them having sex because apparently there were rumors her husband was gay but idk if I believe that
I read that Natalie caught Wagner the act with another man too. Robert's manager at the time, Henry Willson, was a guy whose clients were mostly gay men (Rock Hudson and Tab Hunter).
This sounds plausible until you actually look into the case - the idea she and everybody else was blackout drunk, she couldn’t swim and tried to take a dinghy out to shore, fell off and drowned is extremely likely if you’ve spent any sort of time around drunks - which everyone involved was. How Tanya died in the White Lotus is a pretty 1-1 recreation of the alleged (and very believable) events. Who the fuck cares enough about Robert Wagner to protect him besides his child? He has no clout and no sway over Hollywood. If he had actually killed her he’d have been sent away a long time ago.
I still think diddy was some kinda CIA asset. Used in order to blackmail and keep tabs on celebrities then arrested when his controversy outweighed his usefullness
Pete Buttigieg is straight, Marshall Mathers is homosexual
He seems like such a soulless and disingenuous corporate-created ghoul that it wouldn't surprise me if he decided to be gay based on a calculation that it more advantageous to his political career. I always got an asexual vibe from him.
was just thinking this before I read your comment
he emits like zero sexual energy, like a eunuch or something
I believe this in my bones
Idk I feel like they would have given him a hotter husband. I don’t think fem gays were ever going to vote for him no matter how 🚬y his husband is
Tyler weathering peak woke by faking gay for a few years would be so awesome
The walrus was Paul
I just relooked into this and apparently the Italian version of Wired magazine had an article with two forensic detectives and they said there’s no way pre 1966 Paul is the same guy as after 1966 Paul. The book the walrus was Paul has sound engineers say the same thing about the voices before and after 1966, that’s it not the same person. But then you’d have to believe that they tracked down a guy who looked extremely similar to Paul and he had a Liverpool accent and could play guitar left handed and sing well and the other Beatles accepted this and he’s kept it up ever since.
It’s one of my favorite conspiracies.
I found this woman’s blog about it and it’s so schizo it’s hard to even follow but everything you can imagine is a clue. This number was chosen because it’s the number of letters in Paul’s first name minus 2 because he died on the 2nd of whatever and things like that. Like why would they bother putting in all these clues if it’s a big secret?
I don't necessarily think this theory is true. But the part about them having a look-alike for someone this famous doesn't seem implausible to me. Even before his supposed death, they could use body doubles to evade their hordes of crazy fans in beatlemania days, for example.
Mine is that I don't think Steven Morrissey is actually gay
He's gay in the bohemian way where the material attraction to men is secondary to the cultural intrigue of the concept of such attraction. Like Sebastian in Brideshead Revisited
Calling him Steven Morrissey is so funny for no reason. Also, he’s definitely bisexual or alternatively a vagina-repulsed penis-neutral asexual
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were each the other’s beard. Right after Nicole was Tom’s beard.
When does Nicole get to be loved genuinely? Poor woman
Kanye West didn’t just give his cousin head.
Kanye West became a target of the government after he said "George Bush doesn't care about black people" on live tv after Hurricane Katrina. They set him up with the Kardashians on purpose so they could neutralize his potential sway on popular opinion
I don’t have a concrete conspiracy theory but everyone forgets about the weird naked picture of her child that Hilary Duff accidentally posted to her social media and then deleted with no explanation and the (censored) picture was really fucking weird, pale faced eyes closed covered in strange markings and T posing
Whaaaa? Like in the bathtub or something?
No if I remember correctly he was laying on some sort of sheet or bed, weird stuff. here’s the censored pic on x
This is soooo fkn creepy
right?? it has truly been memory holed. a lot of people lumped the accusations against her as pizzagate-level conspiracy theories and dismissed them as such and i'm not saying hilary duff is involved in a p*do ring but the pic is so unsettling and i feel like a lot of people haven't really seen it/been disturbed enough to question it
Wtf? I found some articles about her with her publicist saying it was nonsense but no picture. They made it sound like a group of pictures and the naked one was amongst them in a way that wasn’t obvious at first and you’d have to look closely to see it. That was very clear. How could she not see that? And what is on him? It looks like plastic wrap with numbers on it? Having a hard time coming up with an innocent or logical explanation for that.
That there is an NBA mafia where powerful people bet for game outcomes. Apparently Kardashians were deeply involved.
Is this who was meeting at Kylie and Timothee’s NYC apartment? I buy this.
This was proven this year
Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro’s son
This is just facts now but like 15 years ago a couple Hollywood gays were telling me matter of factly that Will Smith is gay and I was shocked.
It's hilarious that his new show is called Pole to Pole.
The slap somehow makes more sense now
All of these are true
My favorite is that Hollywood is a soul-harvesting machine that uses fame as a lure to bait people into a system where their souls are harvested. Depending on the version, the extracted souls feed the elite class, aliens or a metaphysical system that creates reality itself. Things like award shows, music videos, concerts, and fashion are actually energy-harvesting rituals, and the audience’s attention is part of the energy transfer.
There was a youtube video about how its actually really wasnt OJ, it was his son. It was kinda convincing tho im not that familiar with the story.
I kinda like the "feminization of (black) men in the music industry" theory. It makes sense and also doesn't make any sense lol
Not sure about Tyler tho i can picture him as asexual. He is such a weirdo in a positive way
They talked about the OJ thing on Buzzfeed years ago, I could somewhat see it too but idk, it was probably just OJ.
Her head was pretty much decapitated from the stabbing. IMO that requires the CTE rage from a world class athlete
The term you're looking for is "buck breaking"
Nardwaur is Santa Claus
These aren't as crazy but I know a guy who left Hollywood (he was a songwriter in the 80's and 90's) and he staunchly believes two theories:
-"Born in the USA" was written by someone else
-Kaufman is still alive on an island somewhere.
Wish I was still friends with him to press him on it but these two are the ones he would take to his grave as being true.
I just said this in a reply but while Enty is half bs / poorly sourced I really want the “Balthazar Getty has a sex tape compound containing Gavin Newsom blackmail material” blind to be true
Not a conspiracy theory, but i Think Jemima Kirke’s entire persona, especially that which she’s been pushing loads recently with her Elle column and instagram Q&A’s is totally performative and fabricated and i find it completely insufferable. I seriously dislike that lady. Also she allegedly cheated on Alex Cameron.
I think she is a benzo addict lol, she openly talks about taking benzos daily. That would make you a chill person.
She talked about doing whippets or something on IG once haha. Just insane behavior for someone who isn’t 16
All celebrities and everybody with a public facing job really are putting on personas. Do you think a single one of them isn’t?
Bradley Cooper and Leo Caprio have been bearding for decades now.
She went public about it, but Elon Musk paid for his kid to be born male because he wanted a male heir? or just a male and got incredibly upset because she’s transgender. That’s why he talks about wokeness a lot.
Tom Brady is a fed. Random 6th rounder becomes the starter right after 9/11 of the patriots of all teams. Dudes also from San Francisco area, a major glowie zone.
The federal government made him really good at football? How?
We have the technology. The deep state also gave him incredible facial bone structure
fumbling a super model wife and losing to eli manning twice...pyscops??
They didn’t tell you?
No, they paid off everyone else to play worse
You have to go deeper
Piggybacking off this: the NSA would clandestinely help with defense Intel for his reads. Spygate was just the tip of the iceberg
Lizzo is an industry plant for PepsiCo
Mine is not that serious but I’m pretty sure that Selena Gomez and Cara Delevinge had a romance
Stevie Wonder is not blind. The dude caught a falling microphone on video and lots of celebrities have shared stories of Stevie coming up and talking to them and recognizing them. And he drove Elton John’s snowmobile once.
Most legally blind people have some degree of vision and perception. Almost no blind people just see total darkness, that isn’t really how blindness works
This one isn’t even a conspiracy, it’s just true. He probably is like legally blind, I doubt he has 20/20 vision, but he almost certainly has enough to, for instance, recognize Shaq in an elevator.
There’s many degrees of blindness and almost no one sees pitch black unless they have no eyes at all. Legal blindness is pretty bad and it’s very far from 20/20 vision. All you have to do is look at a picture of him without sunglasses to see his eyes are extremely fucked up. He’s absolutely legally blind, his retinas are completely detached. Blind people can do incredible things (especially if they’re blind from birth like he is). Ray Charles even drove a car sometimes. He probably sensed Shaq’s massive body, or he has a particular scent he recognized. Ridiculous to think he’s been pretending to be blind forever just because people don’t understand what blind people are capable of.
Since the thread is all about just whether somebody is gay or not, is it even a conspiracy theory to say Harry Styles is obviously completely straight and cis gendered but he subtly implies he might not be for clout?
Subtly?
Mine is that Elliott Smith didn't kill himself, he was stabbed by his gf (Jennifer Chiba)
Tbh I see this so much now I think him killing himself is more the conspiracy lol
hm coincidentally tyler is the reason i think frank ocean isn't really bi but just dropped that to the press like 2 days before his album dropped for media buzz/record sales. "frank did that though."
Mr Rogers was an assassin in Vietnam
Rob Reiner murder-suicided his wife, but his public image as a Nice Guy Who Everyone Loves is too important for the public mythology of both Hollywood and the Democratic Party fundraising apparatus.
So the powers that be quickly assessed the scene and figured out a way to pin it on the disposable crackhead failson who was just minding his business going on a bender at some random hotel down the road.
The defense lawyer learned the truth and promptly quit because he is part of that whole Hollywood cartel and cannot go against them in court without being excommunicated from the club.
Bill Hader was chosen to make up the story about the Christmas party because he is great at doing impressions (i.e. a master deceiver).
Funny thought but high powered defense lawyers frequently quit if they’re convinced a case is unwinnable to preserve their stats
I don't actually believe this I was just bored and wanted to yap.
I don’t believe this but there’s something to be said for the fact they sent this kid to one of those Abu Gharib-esque CEDU/Synanon offshoot torture troubled teen camps as a teenager (like Paris Hilton). I’m not saying they deserved to be killed for it as the majority of parents had no clue what’s going on but it makes sense it happened if that’s the case.
I would have sent him there too, the little shit
Lol. How did all of that blood get in Nick Reiner's hotel room? Or, was there never any blood?
Anything can happen when you're Hunter Bidenmaxxing.
Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra are each others beards