I think the

As a main demoman I'd choose the

Definitely Axe or

In my opinion the

Shovel is the best or axe too, the one on the bottom left looks like a machete that doesn't stab but just cuts

I think might win instead of

The bat solos all of

Sniping's a good job mate...

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Heavy's fists or spy's

Uh maybe

🔫 Hehe I'm on a

Bottle's better as a throwable unless one wants to risk a handful of glass

Do they get heavy's arms, get heavy's arms, or do they have to use their

I'm going to saw through

I would throw a wren

Clearly it’s the

Honestly as a sniper main I'd pick the

WHERE'S THE SNI-

But have you considered the

Didnt realise what sub i was on and went to answer the question until i saw all the

Looks like the sniper is targeting uhgcbufxdh

snipers melee solos

the axe and the bat are the only real contenders. others are too short range

Machete, shovel, bat and axe have the best chance of winning the fight

Insane hot take but hear me out, heavys arms, my logic? Irl you just grab a chair or a rock or something and go to town on one of the other 8 options then useing that combined with the toned, fit body and your set

r/suddenlyt

Yall all wrong it’s the

Without training, whatever is the more effective force multiplier. With training probably the bolo knife because it's a purpose built weapon that will dig into the wooden parts of most of the other weapons allowing you to maneuver their weapon out of the way.. this is all assuming standard clothing by the way, the more armored you are the more biased towards big and heavy it becomes

i feel like the bat is the best choice. no need to worry about the edge landing correctly like the axe/blades, meant for rapid swinging, made to wack things hard, etc.

you could literally just smack any of the above weapons with the bat and either knock it out of their hands or stun them temporarily.

the axe is the only real competitor, even then it’s slow and unwieldy compared to the bat. and the head has a very small surface area compared to the bat.

also, you have to be at a certain distance to make the axe effective, too close and you are unable to swing efficiently enough for the edge to make contact with a reasonable amount of force, you’re left holding it with two hands awkwardly and making these half assed weird little chopping motions.

also good luck holding an axe as the bat guy is intentionally smashing the handle as to break your very vulnerable and exposed fingers.

with a bat your hands are much closer to base, much like an actual combat weapon, such as a sword.

clubs are mankind’s first weapon, and they will likely be our last.

why wouldn't people choose the

Top 3 would be good for keeping range even if slightly cumbersome to use, machette seems like a good middle ground option with not so horrible range and isn't too heavy to swing, wrench would be slightly worse machette with bit more weight in it considering how big it is ingame, bonesaw i don't think has good potential for cutting and injuring as it's mainly used for cutting bones but it would be better than rest of options like knife, bottle and fists, all short ranged, with only 2 that can cause any threatening injuries unless you're a boxer.

Don't know why i took this so seriously, don't ask me

I would totally use the

I think kukri or a

Dude got hit by a sniper bot

/uj

Don’t be sleeping on my boy the handshovel, my trusty E-Tool has seen some SHIT