“a gorgeous, petite Czech girl” 😭🫩
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  • 270 points buonatalie

    what’s so interesting about that story that a thousand people upvoted it

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    101 points Afrojones66

    Nothing. The internet is horny and dead.

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    5 points fox_hound115

    People will upvote anything, a large portion of the internet still think cat memes are funny

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    13 points ThatGalaxySkin

    Cat memes are purrrrrrfect, buddy.

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    3 points Ok-Weird-8543

    Cat memes are always funny, cowboy

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  • 210 points Iatemydoggo

    Maybe he just loves his wife but yeah odds are it’s a weird hyper specific fetish lol

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    56 points TOASTisawesome

    The fact she's "Czech" is enough for me to know this is fetish shit

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    14 points JonnoKabonno

    I, too, love petite czech girls that shit

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    76 points crugreddit

    theres no way somebody would call their wife "petite" (especially when it serves literally no purpose to the story)

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    106 points sanity_rejecter

    it's arguably putting the emphasis on "i'm gonna take a shit" as it's coming from a described delicate woman

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    16 points RealHunter08

    Yeah that’s how I read it too honestly

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    7 points GlassDaikon3684

    Nah I'm sorry but as a woman I would stop drop and roll tf out of that relationship if 18 years into our marriage he potsed on Reddit about how I'm "petite" and "Czech". That immediately shows that he's both a creep and his story is bullshit.

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    1 points UmChill

    why is saying czech offensive?

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    0 points GlassDaikon3684

    Never said the word is offensive, it's about the way he said it

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  • 74 points GuavaDawwg

    Hardly comes off as being a weird “Reddit moment”, he’s clearly just emphasising the contrast between the feminine and masculine for shock value.

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    34 points chi_sweetness25

    It’s a reddit moment because he’s telling an uninteresting story in order to brag about his gf/wife being hot. The shock value comes from the assumption that she’s traditional and demure, not from her being attractive.

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    8 points GuavaDawwg

    Tbh I'd say all three of the descriptors he used, being gorgeous, petite, and Czech, all add their own spice to the context of why her response would be unexpected.

    It's hardly comedy gold, but when there are so many genuinely bat-shit insane reddit moments out there to be found, there's no reason to be scraping the barrel and wasting our attention on shite like this.

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    -1 points GUyPersonthatexists

    I mean, it might be relevant we don't have any context other than this

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    30 points Dank_Devin

    Or he’s clearly making it up for upvotes bro 🤷

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    6 points GlassDaikon3684

    Yes it is a weird Reddit moment, he is describing his wife through a fetish lens

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    4 points GuavaDawwg

    Alternatively, you're misconstruing, whether intentionally or subconsciously, the intent behind his choice of descriptors to fit the assumption that it's a weird Reddit moment.

    I don't see anything inherently fetishistic about what he said, particularly when considering how the context his description provides better sets up the shock of his punchline.

    A girl that is "gorgeous, petite and Czech" standing up and blurting out that she's "gotta go take a shit" certainly has more shock value than say, a girl that is ugly, fat, and American.

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    -3 points GlassDaikon3684

    Wow you must be the woman whisperer

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    6 points GuavaDawwg

    Damn, you’ve done me there bro 🙄

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  • 24 points AntManCrawledInAnus

    This guy hasn't met a lot of Czech girls. About 85% of them are like that. I would know I am one of them

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    43 points lolniceman

    Damn you take a shit?

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    18 points AntManCrawledInAnus

    Hell yeah brother

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    6 points 4chananonuser

    Username checks out

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    7 points quake0430

    I’m more Concerned about the 15% who don’t!

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  • 7 points I_ForgotMyPassword45

    Gng it's literally just a guy that's proud of his partner. I'm glad to see this sub still hasn't changed.

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  • 1 points Master_Majestico

    Clearly the spouse is the obnoxious guy, the Czech girl is probably still on the toilet. (she had to take a shit guys)

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  • 2 points Threel3tt3rnam3

    Not a reddit moment this is just a guy talking about his wife

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  • -1 points krizzalicious49

    bro loves his wife and its a reddit moment now

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