if you put Private through any type of shredding device it would spit out a large amount of feathers and he would be plucked except for one feather on the top of his head but otherwise not visibly harmed
For reallllll 😢 Thank goodness though I would seriously love to see a penguin on an ice rink though 🥺 a bunch of them all at once
That's a transmission fluid leak. A penguin getting run over by a Zamboni is recontextualizing the image.
I'm gonna need the original context here. I am assuming this is just some spill of some kind.
Transmission fluid leak
Oh thank god
Thank you
Very dark. Looks like it needed replacing anyway
Pizza sauce Zamboni for a mid game pizza Hut promotion
this happened
Oh thank god it just a fluid leak
man i thought rico was gone
Nah. Rico went kaboom
Kaboom?
Yes, Rico. Kaboom
(Anger of a billion suns)
You and I both know that Private would be the one most likely to get into this kinda mess.
if you put Private through any type of shredding device it would spit out a large amount of feathers and he would be plucked except for one feather on the top of his head but otherwise not visibly harmed
“Kowalski! Analysis!”
“To shreds, Skipper.”
This is the sorta stuff that would happen to Manfredi and Johnson
That'd look great in a children's hospital tho
It’s just color theory
I had to read the comments to realize that wasn't an actual penguin that got run over 😭😭😭
I’m sorry for the scare lol, I should’ve explained it in the post itself
For reallllll 😢
Thank goodness though
I would seriously love to see a penguin on an ice rink though 🥺 a bunch of them all at once
wtf 😭
Poor little guy didn’t deserve that
Snafu murder cleanup
Might want to clean that up. It looks pretty slick.
You sly dog!
Masterful recontext
A stretch
Oh is it? I haven’t been here long lol, what did I miss?
That's a transmission fluid leak. A penguin getting run over by a Zamboni is recontextualizing the image.
I also think they might be referring to a Pittsburgh Penguin player