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  • 389 points ABigPairOfCrocs

    The horse I led to water? Drinking.

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    150 points Spirited_Worker_5722

    He relapsed 😢

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    130 points Tsunamicat108

    The dead horse? Beaten.

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    82 points StoneyBolonied

    The cows? At home

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    50 points Spirited_Worker_5722

    The chickens? Also at home, to roost.

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    42 points TitaniumWatermelon

    The pigs? Flying.

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    3 points ahmed0112

    The bear? Shitting in the woods

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    39 points Whenpigfly666

    The gift horse ? Looked at in the mouth.

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  • 196 points AvaPower18

    The dog? Barking up the RIGHT tree!

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    33 points Mapletables

    with a healthy balance of bite

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  • 106 points Empty_Signal_6122

    The monkeys? In their respective Circuses

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  • 92 points privatesolofoe

    The bull? Taken by the horns.

    My chickens? Being counted now after they hatched

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    11 points HughJamerican

    The bull? An appropriate distance from the China shop

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  • 111 points VioletVillainess

    Cat? Let out of the bag!

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    26 points McSwagger39

    And also killed. By curiosity

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    14 points ForeverDM4life

    And also brought back. By satisfaction.

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    6 points Thepenguinking2

    Then got my tongue.

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    1 points Doomst3err

    Often forgotten second half

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  • 30 points irp3ex

    i don't get the duck, goose and eggs references

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    63 points Bennie02

    Having all your ducks in a row, meaning "to have things in order" Your goose is cooked is a saying that means roughly the same as "You're cooked" Don't put all your eggs in one basket means something like "don't let everything depend on one thing going right"

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    13 points Poyri35

    The egg one is “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”, but I don’t know the rest either sadly

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  • 27 points imLazyAtNamingThings

    My can of worms? Closed

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  • 15 points actually_offline

    The bases? Touched

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  • 15 points Redstonebruvs

    The cart? Behind the bull

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  • 14 points InternetUserAgain

    The piss? Taken.

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  • 12 points Sweet_Detective_

    The sheep? Counte- d...🥱😴💤

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  • 12 points Kaitheguy233

    The bush? Beaten.

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  • 7 points Tahoma-sans

    Aren't all the others good except the goose one? Shouldn't the goose be raw or idk alive for it to fit the pattern?

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  • 5 points Bit125

    hotel?

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    4 points RIPLeftShoe

    Trivago

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  • 4 points YTJeffsy275

    My square? Away.

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  • 1 points Akrylik

    The cow? Not haved, man.

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  • -36 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    21 points HMikeeU

    Clanker?

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