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Tips... Doing MAXIMUM damage that removes the use of one leg for good.... So one foot is allways infront of the other... at the leg NEAREST you.... Without using maximum force, kick at inside of the knee cap... that leg will bye bye... AND YOU WIN! it dosnt matter if you are? ALSO observe if he is positioning himself with the side to you (this is called a "ready battle position" <-- Now it is any way ^^ HAHA! This indicates that this IS NOT his fight OR he could be doing matrial arts! (with the side to you he will have plantet the leg he uses in the back BUT ALSO the arm he uses... He could already have a closed fist hiding and you wouldnt never know about it before it was too late.!)
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4ft 300lb? Is bro a goomba?
Also, 6” at 29 lbs. is physically impossible.
Our boy is a step ladder.
Built like a framer you say?
-No, like A Frame
Really just built like a 2x4
Thick as one short plank.
he is the tightrope
2x6**
W-What are you doing, Step-Ladder?
B-B-Baka!!!
bonk
Trying not to fall over in this breeze!
And not even a quality one!
More like a rope
No, it's a ladder
What are you doing, Step Ladder?
Im gonna have to science the sht out of this.
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Please cite your sources.
No he's 291 bs...
And the other is 3081 pounds
6 inches?
On second thought, that’s a bit more realistic.
No, the sign you used was for inches. ' is feet.
Yes, I recognized that. 6” and 29 lbs. is quite a bit more realistic than 6’ and 29 lbs..
Spinal Tap moment
That's not an L, it's a 1...math maths
The friend is 3081 pounds /s
I read it as “290”
Bro is literally a wide stick 😭
Not if you believe
Not only that...
A gust of wind might knock this person over!
He’s a big worm
It'll be like a cricket bat hitting a bowling ball.
My subconscious autocorrected that to 291 lbs.
Got a real Chode here.
Tuna can
Those poor little knees.
Oh haha I read it as 3081 lbs lol
Just jump on him
gg
Fun fact! That word is a slur for Italian people, and that slur is where the English name for that enemy in the Mario games comes from!
Bro is built like a bomb
It's punch up.
Protect your jewels.
Elf vs dwarve match up
God skin duo fight
Am I the only one who had to double check if it was 291lbs or 29lbs lol
You are not, I also read 291lbs until another comment pointed it out
Forceful piss vs a massive shit
Mister Mister vs Pushin’ Down Brown
the two evil henchmen are fighting
29 pounds?! Is this a 6ft tall toddler?
6ft bro dies on the way to the fight. 4ft bro doesn't show up, he's busy patrolling the same 5ft patch of grass.
I think the guy who's 29 lbs has larger issues to consider
I'm old. What the fuck is tmr?
Tomorrow
They said they are old, they might not have until tomorrow!
Dudes fighting Kirby
slenderman vs kirby
Just make sure you start the fight on top of a hill and give him a gentle push. Gravity should do the rest.
never underestimate an angry little guy...
...if anything your nuts are at reach.
In Spain, we say they're "la i y el punto" (the i and the dot)
Spaghetti vs. Meatball
the slab vs the stick meme
Legolas vs Gimli
Wario Vs Waluigi fight be like:
That's 183 cm 13 kg and 122 cm 140 kg in actual units if anybody wonders.
David and Goliath let's go
They were bound to intersect
Who is bro fighting? Punch up!?
We meet at the origin; our fighting place.
Our battle will be legendary!
Apple Jacks cinnamon vs apple
Tips... Doing MAXIMUM damage that removes the use of one leg for good.... So one foot is allways infront of the other... at the leg NEAREST you.... Without using maximum force, kick at inside of the knee cap... that leg will bye bye... AND YOU WIN! it dosnt matter if you are? ALSO observe if he is positioning himself with the side to you (this is called a "ready battle position" <-- Now it is any way ^^ HAHA! This indicates that this IS NOT his fight OR he could be doing matrial arts! (with the side to you he will have plantet the leg he uses in the back BUT ALSO the arm he uses... He could already have a closed fist hiding and you wouldnt never know about it before it was too late.!)
scratch and grounder
I read that as “first flight” and thought damn both y’all gonna be uncomfortable.
MMA has weight classes, not height classes. The 308 pounder is guaranteed to win
Y axis could wait for X axis to have an heart attack
What's the insult?
bro grew in y axis (tall) while his enemy grew in the x axis (short and fat)
Restating the situation isn't an insult.
Edit: Who would this be insulting and how is it "rare", everyone?
The 300lb person knows they are fat, the "29" lb person knows they are a toothpick.
"lmao, relationship to middle school math is funny"
You guys are lame.
Christ, you must be fun at parties.
Subbed for insults, not analogies
Back to facebook with all of you.
122 cm and 136 kg? Are they a fat midget?
Since that's the only way that build makes sense to me.
Sounds like x axis v x axis, tbh. 6' 291 is a wide boi.
Not 291, 29 lbs
Oof
Paris in the the spring moment