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  • 2828 points GeorgeThe13th

    4ft 300lb? Is bro a goomba?

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    1362 points kp012202

    Also, 6” at 29 lbs. is physically impossible.

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    706 points artrald-7083

    Our boy is a step ladder.

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    246 points twent4

    Built like a framer you say?

    -No, like A Frame

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    80 points FuzzyPlastic1227

    Really just built like a 2x4

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    19 points artrald-7083

    Thick as one short plank.

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    4 points Infshadows

    he is the tightrope

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    8 points simon_savage

    2x6**

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    33 points FriskTheHuman6921

    W-What are you doing, Step-Ladder?

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    14 points Green-Cactus2341

    B-B-Baka!!!

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    8 points MisterWafflles

    bonk

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    5 points Wheel-McCoy

    Trying not to fall over in this breeze!

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    1 points goku2057

    And not even a quality one!

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    1 points DenBruneBaron

    More like a rope

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    1 points BobarBG9

    No, it's a ladder

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    0 points Llonkrednaxela

    What are you doing, Step Ladder?

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    23 points killonger

    Im gonna have to science the sht out of this.

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    5 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points CptnHnryAvry

    Please cite your sources. 

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    37 points phoenix5irre

    No he's 291 bs...

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    20 points vandon

    And the other is 3081 pounds 

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    8 points IAMA_Plumber-AMA

    6 inches?

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    5 points kp012202

    On second thought, that’s a bit more realistic.

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    5 points IAMA_Plumber-AMA

    No, the sign you used was for inches. ' is feet.

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    4 points kp012202

    Yes, I recognized that. 6” and 29 lbs. is quite a bit more realistic than 6’ and 29 lbs..

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    1 points Cloverdad

    Spinal Tap moment

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    4 points vandon

    That's not an L, it's a 1...math maths

    The friend is 3081 pounds  /s

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    4 points IronTemplar26

    I read it as “290”

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    2 points coolchris366

    Bro is literally a wide stick 😭

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    1 points RealCakes

    Not if you believe

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    1 points Rabid_Cheese_Monkey

    Not only that...

    A gust of wind might knock this person over!

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    1 points Outrageous-Memory246

    He’s a big worm

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    1 points Azlamington

    It'll be like a cricket bat hitting a bowling ball.

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    1 points Furdinand

    My subconscious autocorrected that to 291 lbs.

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    8 points hornplayerchris

    Got a real Chode here. 

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    3 points brother_of_menelaus

    Tuna can

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    1 points sleepytipi

    Those poor little knees.

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    3 points sactomkiii

    Oh haha I read it as 3081 lbs lol

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    2 points tubbies_in_chubbies

    Just jump on him

    gg

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    2 points Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

    Fun fact! That word is a slur for Italian people, and that slur is where the English name for that enemy in the Mario games comes from!

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    1 points mayguh

    Bro is built like a bomb

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    1 points Sil-Seht

    It's punch up.

    Protect your jewels.

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  • 309 points Constant-Still-8443

    Elf vs dwarve match up

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  • 437 points Queenielienie

    God skin duo fight

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  • 555 points Leather_Produce_3437

    Am I the only one who had to double check if it was 291lbs or 29lbs lol

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    76 points ahumanrobot

    You are not, I also read 291lbs until another comment pointed it out

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  • 163 points BoozerBean

    Forceful piss vs a massive shit

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    14 points one_revolutionary

    Mister Mister vs Pushin’ Down Brown

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  • 75 points Tristawesomeness

    the two evil henchmen are fighting

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  • 62 points TEKC0R

    29 pounds?! Is this a 6ft tall toddler?

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  • 49 points herowind124

    6ft bro dies on the way to the fight. 4ft bro doesn't show up, he's busy patrolling the same 5ft patch of grass.

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  • 29 points TX_domin

    I think the guy who's 29 lbs has larger issues to consider

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  • 19 points Primary-Performer853

    I'm old. What the fuck is tmr?

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    20 points piday98

    Tomorrow

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    28 points SuicidalChair

    They said they are old, they might not have until tomorrow!

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  • 15 points IandouglasB

    Dudes fighting Kirby

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    4 points moby_ur_being_a_dick

    slenderman vs kirby

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  • 13 points Tikkadude

    Just make sure you start the fight on top of a hill and give him a gentle push. Gravity should do the rest.

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  • 11 points Weekly_Ferret_meal

    never underestimate an angry little guy...

    ...if anything your nuts are at reach.

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  • 19 points Conspiranoid

    In Spain, we say they're "la i y el punto" (the i and the dot)

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  • 5 points SlimJim80

    Spaghetti vs. Meatball

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  • 5 points thearizztokrat

    the slab vs the stick meme

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  • 4 points Just_Skyler

    Legolas vs Gimli

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  • 4 points Randomsy374

    Wario Vs Waluigi fight be like:

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  • 14 points GuerrillaRodeo

    That's 183 cm 13 kg and 122 cm 140 kg in actual units if anybody wonders.

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  • 3 points eastbluera

    David and Goliath let's go

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  • 3 points GhostfaceTilla18

    They were bound to intersect

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  • 2 points Zekeriagod

    Who is bro fighting? Punch up!?

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  • 2 points migviola

    We meet at the origin; our fighting place.

    Our battle will be legendary!

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  • 2 points jacquesgonelaflame

    Apple Jacks cinnamon vs apple

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  • 2 points Alarmed-Bat-7462

    Tips... Doing MAXIMUM damage that removes the use of one leg for good.... So one foot is allways infront of the other... at the leg NEAREST you.... Without using maximum force, kick at inside of the knee cap... that leg will bye bye... AND YOU WIN! it dosnt matter if you are? ALSO observe if he is positioning himself with the side to you (this is called a "ready battle position" <-- Now it is any way ^^ HAHA! This indicates that this IS NOT his fight OR he could be doing matrial arts! (with the side to you he will have plantet the leg he uses in the back BUT ALSO the arm he uses... He could already have a closed fist hiding and you wouldnt never know about it before it was too late.!)

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  • 1 points wowwroms

    scratch and grounder

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  • 1 points bitysis

    I read that as “first flight” and thought damn both y’all gonna be uncomfortable.

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  • 1 points 1337k9

    MMA has weight classes, not height classes. The 308 pounder is guaranteed to win

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  • 1 points Raze556

    Y axis could wait for X axis to have an heart attack

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  • 2 points Gloomy_Interview_525

    What's the insult?

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    18 points blackautomata

    bro grew in y axis (tall) while his enemy grew in the x axis (short and fat)

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    -16 points Gloomy_Interview_525

    Restating the situation isn't an insult.

    Edit: Who would this be insulting and how is it "rare", everyone?

    The 300lb person knows they are fat, the "29" lb person knows they are a toothpick.

    "lmao, relationship to middle school math is funny"

    You guys are lame.

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    4 points Arse_Whole

    Christ, you must be fun at parties.

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    -1 points Gloomy_Interview_525

    Subbed for insults, not analogies

    Back to facebook with all of you.

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  • 1 points Malpraxiss

    122 cm and 136 kg? Are they a fat midget?

    Since that's the only way that build makes sense to me.

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  • -16 points Rad_Centrist

    Sounds like x axis v x axis, tbh. 6' 291 is a wide boi.

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    31 points funtime_foxy0

    Not 291, 29 lbs

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    9 points Rad_Centrist

    Oof

    Paris in the the spring moment

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