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  • 366 points Careless_Hellscape

    Because he is, but the small lizard controls his thoughts and movements.

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    49 points drctj4

    It lives in his mouth in place of his tongue

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    17 points Careless_Hellscape

    Like those worms that fish get.

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    9 points billythesquid-

    The small lizard would be a better person than this.

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    2 points Primary-Performer853

    Like a scaly ratatouille

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    3 points Primary-Performer853

    So they suffer from a micro lizard complex?

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  • 254 points 1234567791

    Giant Draco malfoy

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    -28 points Rare-Builder-4506

    giant draco malloy sounds kinda cool tbh

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  • 184 points Roy4Pris

    I was briefly hopeful that he would turn out to be okay, perhaps even a force against the crime family he was born into, but from his recent appearances, I no longer feel that way.

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    41 points billythesquid-

    I do wonder what his siblings think of him. If/when they think, I guess.

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    51 points Roy4Pris

    Half sibs.

    He has the worst of both worlds: an only child, but with awful brothers and sisters.

    I wonder if anyone has done Ancestry.com and found their dad is DT. I bet there are more out there.

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    36 points johnfkngzoidberg

    That kid is going to be a slimy corrupt monster. Probably already torturing squirrels.

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  • 48 points ZombieHavok

    He’s got a little second mouth in there like Alien, not a lizard.

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  • 29 points Great-Produce3920

    He looks like the count from sesame street if the count was completely unloveable

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  • 46 points graspedbythehusk

    Like Don jr, looks like he’s afraid on his tongue touching his teeth.

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  • 15 points ramennhotdogs

    He’s always looked like Gru’s real life son to me

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  • 35 points blank_stair

    major joffrey vibes

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  • 8 points mightyjoe227

    Nah, thats where he keeps his flies...

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  • 8 points Any_Comment657

    Temu Patrick Bateman.

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  • 7 points Maruki_Hurakami

    https://i.imgur.com/ByBQwzs.jpeg

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    6 points Ornery-Cheetah

    Yeah I guess I wasn't the only one thinking that

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  • 6 points WhipplySnidelash

    That kid looks like Damien from The Omen. 

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  • 8 points Steveonthetoast

    He is after all, from the reptile family

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  • 15 points Fine-Cardiologist675

    What a douche

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  • 10 points talyn5

    He looks like a lizard

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  • 16 points wizardrous

    Is that a Kevin from The Office behind him?

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    17 points colo_kelly

    Brian Baumgartner would never!

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    2 points tribbans95

    Looks like a mix of Packer and Kevin

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    1 points wizardrous

    Ah, that explains why he’s there. Seems more like a Packer thing.

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  • 4 points Hot-Personality-9759

    He's constantly mewing, bro. Or trying to.

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  • 4 points popdivtweet

    Manchurian Candidate in the making.

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  • 4 points OddZookeepergame7140

    He’s holding a mouthful of his mother’s true, Lizard People offspring.

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  • 5 points dingusfett

    To be fair to the kid, if you've never stashed a small lizard in your mouth, are you truly living?

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  • 7 points Skyp_Intro

    Considering who his parents are and that he is seven feet tall with the posture of a March of Dines poster child: Absolutely anything he does will be criticized or turned into propaganda so saying nothing is his best option.

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  • 3 points fatjeff1980

    Looks so much more like Justin Trudeau.

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  • 3 points MariposaPeligrosa00

    His genes sure are strong. They all have that face.

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  • 4 points OldSchoolDM

    I hope his mother has a stronger influence than his father and dad's flunkies, but I think it's a crap shoot. Just the suggestion that Draco may run for President someday fills me with dread!

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    36 points RealLuxTempo

    Mom ain’t so great either.

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    18 points reklesssabrandon

    Mom real bad too, where you been?

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  • 2 points cactusmac54

    Sylvester with Tweety in his mouth.

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  • 2 points -ratmeat-

    evil Morty in the making 

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  • 2 points CroutonusFibrosis

    Is he required to comb his hair like his dad’s?

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  • 2 points Thelastknownking

    He's seen what happens when his dad doesn't shut up, so he's try to do the opposite the best he can.

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  • 2 points trinidadandteabago

    Reported to be so brilliant, he’s already mastered turning on a computer.

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  • 2 points BuffaloAgreeable372

    Because it’s a secret.

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  • 1 points Geoclasm

    To be fair, if you were holding a lizard in your mouth, would you want people to know?

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  • 1 points ninjlzrd

    How does someone with so much money not have suits that fit better?

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  • 1 points Even-Pressure-8356

    Is this a lunch meeting? It may not be a lizard. Could be a hot dog or more probably sloppy steak.

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  • 1 points colo_kelly

    Wow thanks for the awards, u/Guilty_Writer3165 and u/kaffichan. Buying a round of mouth lizards for everyone to celebrate

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  • 1 points Few-Foxy

    Maybe he is related to Tom Holland

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