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I was briefly hopeful that he would turn out to be okay, perhaps even a force against the crime family he was born into, but from his recent appearances, I no longer feel that way.
Considering who his parents are and that he is seven feet tall with the posture of a March of Dines poster child: Absolutely anything he does will be criticized or turned into propaganda so saying nothing is his best option.
I hope his mother has a stronger influence than his father and dad's flunkies, but I think it's a crap shoot. Just the suggestion that Draco may run for President someday fills me with dread!
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Because he is, but the small lizard controls his thoughts and movements.
It lives in his mouth in place of his tongue
Like those worms that fish get.
The small lizard would be a better person than this.
Like a scaly ratatouille
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So they suffer from a micro lizard complex?
Giant Draco malfoy
giant draco malloy sounds kinda cool tbh
I was briefly hopeful that he would turn out to be okay, perhaps even a force against the crime family he was born into, but from his recent appearances, I no longer feel that way.
I do wonder what his siblings think of him. If/when they think, I guess.
Half sibs.
He has the worst of both worlds: an only child, but with awful brothers and sisters.
I wonder if anyone has done Ancestry.com and found their dad is DT. I bet there are more out there.
That kid is going to be a slimy corrupt monster. Probably already torturing squirrels.
He’s got a little second mouth in there like Alien, not a lizard.
He looks like the count from sesame street if the count was completely unloveable
Like Don jr, looks like he’s afraid on his tongue touching his teeth.
He’s always looked like Gru’s real life son to me
major joffrey vibes
Nah, thats where he keeps his flies...
Temu Patrick Bateman.
https://i.imgur.com/ByBQwzs.jpeg
Yeah I guess I wasn't the only one thinking that
That kid looks like Damien from The Omen.
He is after all, from the reptile family
What a douche
He looks like a lizard
Is that a Kevin from The Office behind him?
Brian Baumgartner would never!
Looks like a mix of Packer and Kevin
Ah, that explains why he’s there. Seems more like a Packer thing.
He's constantly mewing, bro. Or trying to.
Manchurian Candidate in the making.
He’s holding a mouthful of his mother’s true, Lizard People offspring.
To be fair to the kid, if you've never stashed a small lizard in your mouth, are you truly living?
Considering who his parents are and that he is seven feet tall with the posture of a March of Dines poster child: Absolutely anything he does will be criticized or turned into propaganda so saying nothing is his best option.
Looks so much more like Justin Trudeau.
His genes sure are strong. They all have that face.
I hope his mother has a stronger influence than his father and dad's flunkies, but I think it's a crap shoot. Just the suggestion that Draco may run for President someday fills me with dread!
Mom ain’t so great either.
Mom real bad too, where you been?
Sylvester with Tweety in his mouth.
evil Morty in the making
Is he required to comb his hair like his dad’s?
He's seen what happens when his dad doesn't shut up, so he's try to do the opposite the best he can.
Reported to be so brilliant, he’s already mastered turning on a computer.
Because it’s a secret.
To be fair, if you were holding a lizard in your mouth, would you want people to know?
How does someone with so much money not have suits that fit better?
Is this a lunch meeting? It may not be a lizard. Could be a hot dog or more probably sloppy steak.
Wow thanks for the awards, u/Guilty_Writer3165 and u/kaffichan. Buying a round of mouth lizards for everyone to celebrate
Maybe he is related to Tom Holland