No, Please, Please Don’t Do That
img
  • 29 points yashedpotatoes

    You think a woman like that is sniffing around because she likes your beats?

    parent
    2 points Official-HiredFun9

    Word to the wise: Record your mix tapes with her, then broom her fast!

    parent root
  • 15 points BatSniper

    Damn, your dad is P Diddy?!? That’s cool! I want to sleep over at your house!

    parent
    10 points SaiyanofKonoha

    You may come but remember to BOYB (Bring Your Own Baby-oil)

    parent root
    3 points BatSniper

    Oh the oil for the slip n slide right?

    parent root
  • 11 points Alxndr27

    The other kids in school are gonna start putting dirt in your eye

    parent
    6 points Classic_Blue_01

    If I’m lucky I’ll become half of why he is!

    parent root
  • 3 points Chaardvark11

    parent
  • 3 points Darkhallows27

    “Can I borrow a feeling?”

    parent
  • 2 points john_ridah

    I heard his small voice didn’t carry past the first row

    parent
  • 1 points Toukafan4life

    You got a cousin named Miles Morales?

    parent
  • Hacker News
    • Top
    • Best
    • New
    • Ask
    • Show
    • Jobs
  • beta Hugging Face
    • Posts
  • Reddit
    • r/programming
    • r/technology
    • r/science
    • r/news
    • r/gaming