This rolling ad for mango-musolini is in complete denial of her financial situation, her businesses consist of stealing clients from uber/lyft, and selling herbal supplements in a MLM scheme. She wants enough money to pay off multiple car (the one in pic is an old one she no longer has, new one has just as many stickers) to buy a house, preferably in the north side of town... and also enough for childcare. We called her out and she blocked us after deleting the comments as she always does. She can't be bothered to help anyone unless money is involved, but then wants people to pay her and her families way, she's omitting to mention the household includes her son and son in law as well, that's 4 able bodied adults.
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My business could be profitable if all you suckers bought my snake oil
Snake oil, you say? Tell me more
It’s either for lubin’, or it’s harvested from pimply-teenaged snakes.
Either way you’re gonna need some squeaky snakes.
Well, my snake is pretty dry.
This oil is meant to grow the buttocks region. Mainly because, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Does it cure stupid?
So she has two businesses but is complaining about having to pay utilities?
I'm not sure she knows what the word "failing" means. They certainly aren't succeeding lmao
She even says it herself but can't seem to comprehend, "but doesn't make enough money to provide, for herself"
Are her “2 own businesses” MLM? This person seems like the type to be with a MLM and call it her own business.
That's one of them, other is stealing customers from uber.
This person sounds like a gem.
How does that work?
Undercutting Uber prices and advertising locally?
Thats not stealing. Thats competing. edit: but I'm sincerely wondering... not defending this lady... how you would steal from Uber... I guess by being an Uber driver, than telling them you'd like to go off app, you want cash? Or giving them your number?
How does she steal costumers from Uber?! Is she a driver for them and offer cash rides to costumers she meets? If so, it is VERY against Uber rules, and a simple report to them would end that.
"My one business could make me all the money I needed, if everyone just supported me by giving me their money."
Me too. Hi, I'm a business.
"My business isn't a charity!"
"Please give me charity..."
"One of my businesses alone could make the money I need" So one of the businesses you own couldn't pay the bills even if it was going well, but you still keep it going?
The 2nd business costs so much that it's stealing all the product from the 1st business lol.
Her 'businesses' i would bet are MLMs.
Let me guess another hun who is a “small business owner” but is actually an MLM?
Yep, pushes plexus, has been doing it for at least 10 years.
She spent all her money on all those commas.
I read the text aloud when with my wife, and the pacing is a hoot 🙃
r/ChoosingBeggars
*Edited to fix a typo
Literally. "My business could be big, but people aren't willing to help!" People don't just use a business to "help out". They do it because they need their services/product
And uber/lyft does what she does much more efficiently, also this lady will bump you if she gets a better call, its just her and her car.
So it’s just an illegal taxi service? Does her insurance know about this?
Doubt it considering she was once at fault in a wreck and didn't even have comprehensive, that was the good vehicle her grandpa gave her and she traded in after.
Lmaoooo if a car with those stickers pulled up I wouldn’t get in. Why is she trying to run a taxi service with political stickers all over her car?? She’s just going to instantly alienate half her potential customer base.
Does she know what a mortgage is? Owning a house doesn’t mean you get to live there every month for free. Even if fantasy land where she gets a house she in no way can pay in full.
Her goal is $333,000, she's planning on no mortgage once that sweet free cash comes in, 1st donor option is still available so its going to be a while.
Listen, the tone and subject of how this lady writes, the pictures and the slightly sloppy censoring gave me the hometown vibe and sure enough with a little OSINT I found her, this is my hometown.
Everytime someone from there makes it into my feed randomly for being terrible I'm so grateful I don't live there. The last one, was some guy who came to town for (insert racists confederate general's name)'s highschool reunion, and rented a car that happened to have California license plates. The people in that town are soooo fucked up, that that guy felt the need to tape a sign to the back window of his rental car explaining that it was 1.) a rental 2.) he was not from California 3.) was in town for the H.S reunion. Just so people wouldn't do terrible things to the car with Cali plates. I'm so thankful I live on the other side of the world from that crusty toxic terrible little town and it's horrible traffic.
It’s Tyler, Texas. Isn’t it? Fuck that place.
That's the one 😆
I thought they were against handouts? Or does that only apply to brown people?
She's the type of person to call the police on a person of color walking through the alley (because she has indeed called the police on a person of color, walking through the alley...)
I could kind of guess that by the bumper sticker and the stank of self-imposed victimhood in the post lol.
Oh there is a stank alright 😐
Back in the day we would call her a stank ass hoe.
Lmao, oh no
The usual shaming women for being single mothers is also strangely absent.
For real
She needs to buy some bootstraps.
Fortunately they are pretty cheap!
She can’t buy bootstraps unless someone gives her money for them apparently.
Maybe Trump will start selling some golden bootstraps to grift these idiots out of their last dime
So odd!
I CAN DO SO MUCH
But only if all my bills go away and I makes more moneyy!
She has a give me money and I'll get off my ass mentality, when in the real world you have to get off your ass to get money.
Looks like she used a comma every time she had to stop and think of the next thing to say. This lady is so clearly full of shit, you wouldn't even have to read past the screenshot of her post. I'm glad I did bc the last message or her getting roasted is pretty satisfying.
Thank God she doesn't own 2 real businesses that employ other people, because she would be such a shitty boss that would likely be late on payroll, wouldn't offer benefits, and complain that no one wants to work, when really, it's because reputation proceeds her.
I've met a few people like her in my life, they're also typically shitty co-workers/employees.
I’d tell her to goFund herself, but she’s already begging on there by the looks of it.
She tries over and over and has a goal of $333,000. She found the loophole, we all create gofundme accounts, we all donate a little, we all get houses 😎
Hell ya man I cant wait till you all get me a house!
Commenting to add that the 2nd time truck went to shop i used a credit card, im not rich or trying to punch down, but if you use your vehicle for your job, you need a plan when shit hits the fan other then begging people for a car like she does when she was given a good vehicle that she traded in for a bad car, she did this to herself. Also the house she's in belongs to her sister who just wants her to put bills under her name and pay fair market prices for our area, lady is and will be fine, she just wants us to pay her bills and is omitting info like the 2 men that also reside there.
Start by denouncing your MAGAt Cult Status and remove the tRump sticker from that embarrassing crap-mobile.
It’s only socialism when it benefits non-conservatives. Isn’t that their logic?
Wait... You paid 10k to fix an engine?
Yeah, its a 2019 6.2 and gm has been having a major issue with them (recall for 21-24 models) engine blew and required a swap or rebuild, extra engines are on a wait list so I went rebuild with a non dealership shop that got it back up less than a month the first time, truck started smoking a month after and i brought it back in, they swapped oil pressure sensor and cam shaft and its been solid for over 10,000 miles since so im happy with it.
Grammar is horrendous
What, do you, mean?
Perfectly put 😍
Oof, she sounds well known in the community 😬
Seems that everyone involved in this situation is trashy lol
Lol true, I'm not denying my part in this mess, It's like a dirty puddle, I know its messy and I shouldn't get involved, but fuck it im jumping in 🦶💦
Yeah you really don't come off well here, just FYI.
Yeah, I know I got stupid, but saying my wife is undeserving when all we did is call out her bullshit originally made me rage a teeny bit... specially while saying she deserves $333k. She once called my wife over to help her get a box from the closet shelf, my wife is shorter than her, like clearly shorter, thats how lazy this lady is. But yep, I agree.
Wtf did I just read?
Hah. She referenced a thanksgiving argument over politics.
Ah yes the classic MLM boss babe 6 figure business owner...
Immediately the MLM alarm bells went off in my head.
I’m a capitalist and think this lady is retarded
More comments please
As a capitalist supporter, she should kick rocks
On the right side of the bumper, is that his mugshot? Why??
Bro the overuse of commas is pretty emblematic of this type of person.
You both sound insufferable
Off topic but did you use an AI filter or something on that first picture? It looks really garbled.
She deserves cancer.
And your point is...?
All I'm getting is "Let me publicly shame somebody because they don’t share my political views", or am I missing something?
It's more the fact that clearly this lady is all about "small government, bootstraps, no handouts, no charity, socialism is evil, butterymales, Obama is a tan suited Arab/Communist."
But then when she needs help its, "what, I love socialism now. Please help me crowdfund my MLM bossbabe business and living above my means".
For me as a casual observer, I am loving the irony.
Only the entire point.
are you stupid?
He clearly is
Lol yeah, my dude. You're missing everything.