Alright, so, just so you know: I posted this exact joke in three subreddits: r/jokes r/dadjokes and here I'm just wondering which will do best. It could be that you will see this more than once. I hope you're not too angry with me.
I slept like a baby.
Woke up crying every two hours.
🎶 Mattress World! It's not too late to late to sleep like a baby. Mattress World 🎶
and peed myself.
You have to be kidding!
Alright, so, just so you know: I posted this exact joke in three subreddits: r/jokes r/dadjokes and here
I'm just wondering which will do best. It could be that you will see this more than once. I hope you're not too angry with me.
Try r/UncleJokes.