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  • 1 points wigzell78

    I can't believe this conversation Israel.

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    1 points toothpick95

    Siam disappointed in your attitude...

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  • 2 points Not_Reptoid

    My family is traumatized because Iran over my brother

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  • 1 points Maskmenace1

    Me too

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  • 1 points Old_Forever_1495

    { “Iran to the fridge, France. There isn’t any Kiribati.”

    (I ran to the fridge Franz. There isn’t any milk rice) }

    { “I see a pack of Wales, France told me that Aussie said that Donkey Kong is in Congo Jungle. Aussie better not be lying, or else I’m gonna kick him into a Denmark in a Greenland.”

    Wales: Whales Denmark: Den mark Greenland: Forest Aussie: Ozzy France: Franz }

    { Me: How many Wales are there? Him: Too many. Me: and who are you? Him: Germany }

    { Me: “For the last time France, we did not bring Germanyum. Aussie, tell him.”

    Aussie: “Britainey has it. I gave it to her.”

    France: “YOU WHAT?!”

    Aussie: “Dude chill. She calculated it in Gurugrams, then called it as Nice, then ran away to Mexico.”

    France: “Why would she run there?! I told Jonathan English to track her!”

    Aussie: “Uhh, here’s the thing. It Spainful to tell.”

    Me: “Okkk out with it.”

    Erica: “Uhh, can I join?”

    France: “Yeah who are you supposed to be?”

    Erica: “Ohh I America. And I’m here to tell you she fled with a vampire chick called Romania.”

    Aussie: runs away

    France: “Oswald (Aussie), come back here!” chases after Aussie.

    Me: “Erica…. If you’re looking for your China plate, I gave it off to a man called Wan Tai.”

    Erica: “who’s that?”

    Me: “Tai Wan”.

    Erica: “Damn it!”

    END }

    { Indy: “Oom Peru enna?”

    Jap: “Karachi desu.”

    Indy: “Oi, athu Pakistani Peru.”

    Jap: “So, kedo namae wa 'Kandaharu Karachi' desu.” }

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  • 1 points Current_Hour_3205

    Iran out of geography puns already!

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  • 1 points Spare_College_6819

    He missed a chance to use Kenya

    "Kenya Czech the fridge?"

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  • 1 points Fortuny29

    U.K. you have good friends when you can speak with them like this

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  • 11 points MorphoMC

    This is beyond Belize. Maybe toss in an Iceland to Sweden the deal.

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  • 3 points DrHoodMD

    No time now Ghana have a look at this later

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  • 3 points Frankenfucker

    All I wanted was a Pepsi with a Cuba ice.

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  • 6 points 2225ns

    Watch out, cause all those calories are going straight to Djibouti.

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  • 11 points trshml

    Great conversation but they made a capital error on the last one

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  • 9 points saltyhumor

    I don't think I know anyone that knows geography well enough.

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  • 12 points Otherwise4746

    This conversation really went international.

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  • 18 points balloon_knot_muncher

    I would marry this person tomorrow.

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    2 points LadyHavoc97

    Today.

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    3 points bobthemundane

    Today? He’s the catcher.

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    3 points LadyHavoc97

    Who?

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    2 points Jonathan-02

    No, Who’s on first

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    1 points ChiefSlug30

    What's the name of the first baseman?

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  • 4 points Golden0seeb

    You wheel, one day, I hope

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  • 6 points Flauschige

    You Africa me out, man.

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  • 9 points da_dragon_guy

    This guy needs to be hunted with Australian

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  • 16 points CerealSeductres

    First USA knife, Denmark it with any Germany thing necessary. You Canada single slice offspring but a Paris better. When you seafood Singapore prepared song and ring the Belfast. Why? Because a John can be a good husband but only American be a good wife unless she's Washingtons of dirty clothes. Justin that case: Manchester!

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    2 points erie774im

    I love to put it on some China, pour a drink and Taiwan on. Irish I had some but I’m out. Iran to the store but got in an accident and Iraq my car. Had to wait for the tow truck and got so Chile that my Nepals were standing up.

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    4 points spongebob

    This is next level punning. We are not worthy!

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    3 points MeanpapayasFORlife

    Woah...

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  • 7 points Damonytrix

    I wish I had friends lol

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  • 5 points Appropriate-Peak4428

    I had friends once and most of them still bully me

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    1 points Appropriate-Peak4428

    even though im not linked to most of them

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    6 points wonderpollo

    I never Gotham in the first place.

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    1 points Trbooo_Phanincom

    yea, when i try to talk to people they just goa way

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