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  • 1254 points belindahk

    What if it's Wednesday where you are but not yet Wednesday in The States?

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    1634 points prettymisspriya

    I personally let it slide Tuesday afternoon through early Thursday, but if it’s Monday or Friday where I am, it sure as shit isn’t Wednesday anywhere on Earth.

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    643 points RawUnfilteredOpinion

    I usually base it off Wednesday EST.

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    598 points prettymisspriya

    A wild mod appears!

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    221 points eaglebtc

    He used post remover. It’s super effective!

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    133 points [deleted]

    Power washing the shitposts away

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    7 points 111njk

    The poster uses derail! It's not very effective....

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    5 points [deleted]

    Shhhh shhhh gentle... gentle.

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    13 points [deleted]

    Just curious about this rule. You just removed one from a poster in Australia. Why is the rule based on US EST and not the international date line?

    Or you could update the rules / flowchart to represent where that cutoff happens so our friends across the pond don’t have to guess or get their posts removed when they’re following the rules.

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    6 points RawUnfilteredOpinion

    Rule is based on US timezones because bthe moderators are US based and because if we include all timezones then suddenly "Wednesday" grows from a 24hr period to something much longer and blurs the purpose of the rule.

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    23 points [deleted]

    Y’all should update the sidebar then, it’s probably not very fun for your international subscribers.

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    14 points Smickey67

    Can someone please fill me in? Why is this Wednesday non-powerwashing a thing? - an uninformed redditor

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    20 points RawUnfilteredOpinion

    I made the rule after I was put in with the new set of moderators. I was made a mod because although this is a subreddit specific to powerwashing 9 out 10 posts were just some cleaning crossposted from /r/oddlysatisfying . To clean up the sub we made it powerwashing specific and banned the other content, but I saw that the subs still enjoyed the other content so I made the compromise of having a cheat day on the day with the lowest traffic during the week.

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    55 points USROASTOFFICE

    I don't think that's very fair to future and past earth dwellers

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    3 points Meme-Man-Dan

    Remember, past, present and future Wednesday’s all count.

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    3 points eeggrroojj

    Beautiful response.

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    5 points GatitosBonitos

    Oh... So y'all like pressure washers eh? Well I have a 36 000psi one at work to clean Stators used in oil drilling.

    Edit : I will be posting content soon!!!

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  • 2297 points prettymisspriya

    Dang, I should have added a box for “did you check if someone else has posted this recently”

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    2156 points prettymisspriya

    Also, I should have waited until Wednesday to post this. 😂

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    1224 points aes_gcm

    Here, I made a handy flowchart for you to follow.

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    700 points prettymisspriya

    Oh irony, such a cruel mistress.

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    77 points Morgrid

    Rekt

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    60 points [deleted]

    https://i.imgur.com/sxqf9zt.jpg

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    17 points [deleted]

    And there we have the enhanced jpeg version!

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    9 points Zidane3838

    Can we get it deep fried please?

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    2 points [deleted]

    Hm. It doesn’t look any different to me on mobile. It was 2 saves though, so compression could have hit it.

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    2 points fiskiligr

    Needs more jpeg

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    3 points morejpeg_auto

    Needs more jpeg

    There you go!

    I am a bot

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    2 points NinjaRage83

    Needz moar jpeg

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    4 points morejpeg_auto

    Needz moar jpeg

    There you go!

    I am a bot

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    2 points NinjaRage83

    Such a good bot.

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    9 points eisbaerBorealis

    You made this?...

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    67 points Rolf_Son_of_Rolf

    SMH my head

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    31 points prettymisspriya

    Not sure if the redundancy there was intentional or not...

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    54 points [deleted]

    It’s obvious shaking mh my smh head

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    23 points SoBFiggis

    shaking mh my smh head

    Billy Ray Cyrus could have a field day with those lyrics.

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    6 points [deleted]

    Are you having a stroke?

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    65 points TTBOYTT

    Wow are you dumb as AF fuck

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    55 points [deleted]

    Man, people who aren't paying attention started down voting you pretty much as asap as possible.

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    28 points bottledry

    don't forget your pin number when going to the atm machine

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    9 points [deleted]

    Oh but that's one people actually use in real life quite a bit.

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    22 points Infraxion

    *irl life

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    5 points _sygo

    I ikr right it really annoys me

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    7 points Khiash

    tfw when the memes don't stop coming

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    8 points bladetome

    And they don’t stop coming

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    9 points [deleted]

    fed to the rules and i hit the subreddit running

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    3 points sosur3

    What happens on Wednesday? I'm out of the loop.

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    8 points whimsyNena

    Wednesday is Wild Wednesday. You can post videos or before and afters of things that get a satisfactory cleaning in the same vein as powerwashing porn.

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    52 points [deleted]

    Hitchhiking the top comment to put r/powerwashinggore and r/powerwashingart.

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    4 points Cait206

    Did not know these existed edit: why would you AUGH the gore

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    5 points prettymisspriya

    YES. Keep the gore away from my porn! Don’t cross the streams!

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    38 points [deleted]

    Well you're chart doesn't fit into the categories you've established as criteria to post on r/powerwashingporn, so you shouldn't be allowed to post this.

    /s

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    10 points that-Sarah-girl

    This is great! Now can you make one so I know which of the 167 cat subs I should put my cat pics on?

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    9 points prettymisspriya

    Yeah, I just made an insta for my kitties so I could post whatever I wanted...

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    4 points goldensunshine429

    I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find the highly specific subreddit for posting a moose with its tongue hanging out.

    I eventually gave up.

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    12 points ingeniousmachine

    Apparently /r/blup is the place for pictures of non-cat, non-dog animals with their tongues out.

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    5 points MomiShitMyPants

    He said he gave up

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    3 points BlueMeanie

    Powerwash your cat and post the video right here.

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    5 points GeekyAine

    Where is the box for whether they're powerwashing wood into splinters or if they're wearing shoes?

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    4 points prettymisspriya

    Wood into splinters would not be a job well done, hence it falls under gore. There is no rule regarding shoes or other PPE.

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    9 points whimsyNena

    Correct, mods will just tag your post and wait for the horde to descend upon you with motherly concern and statistics.

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    2 points Yacima_1000

    There should be a rule about PPE...

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    6 points DollyLlamar

    And "Does the gif end too fucking soon?"

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    7 points [deleted]

    And a box for "did you personally masturbate to this and climax" it is power washing porn after all.

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    2 points ankanamoon

    Also need an option for if they missed a spot or didn't bother showing the whole video

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    3 points making-it-count

    Lol. Imagine browsing the archives of r/powerwashingporn like a fucking pleb before you post something. Stop walking on eggshells and give the mods something to do. There's no need to compulsively censor ourselves.

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    3 points whimsyNena

    Reposing isn’t that big of an issue here and most of the mods have a pretty good memory for what’s been posted.

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  • 509 points micaela_rc

    So... where does this chart belong in your chart?

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    148 points TheMartianYachtClub

    First two no's

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    115 points slymarquis

    STOP!

    this content does not belong

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    19 points SH4D0W0733

    Never should've come here!

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    44 points OffbeatCamel

    Naw, this is an extreme cleaning of the sub

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    37 points TheSeventhLLama

    But its not wednesday

    STOP you must wait until Wednesday

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    7 points OffbeatCamel

    Aye, so it's a NO YES NO

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    6 points pm_nachos_n_tacos

    Mods are above the chart!!

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    2 points konaya

    /r/powerwashingflowcharts

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  • 248 points Chowzer

    But it's not Wednesday. MODS!

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    65 points haras8534

    Oh that’s funny. MODS!

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    126 points whimsyNena

    *throws a handful of glitter into the air *

    What do you need, my child?

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    60 points PeopleAreStaring

    He broke the rules.

    SIEZE HIM!

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    11 points [deleted]

    r/UnexpectedOffice

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    4 points 22switch

    r/unexpectedoffice

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    109 points prettymisspriya

    Yes, the irony is quite strong.

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  • 638 points [deleted]

    "Are you wearing shoes?"

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    109 points nine_legged_stool

    "Are you wearing shoes and/or shorts?"

    F t f y

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    20 points foot-long

    Power washing mad lads

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    3 points rincon213

    "Is it top to bottom?"

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  • 85 points michelpl2

    Never knew about r/powerwashingart or r/powerwashinggore

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    46 points haras8534

    Thank you for linking these! As I read the chart I thought “I should sub” then I realized I’d have to search for them...

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  • 171 points Anthony55wow

    This chart is against the rules

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    230 points prettymisspriya

    Technically, this chart is the rules.

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    93 points freakers

    The chart is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl r/powerwashingporn, Miss Turner /u/prettymisspriya.

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    42 points awtrav92

    r/UnexpectedPotC

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    17 points Brayrand

    r/suprisingsubs

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    7 points MrTheenD

    Shouldn't it say Miss Swann? Because they didn't officially marry until the 3rd movie.

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    15 points KristiKreme

    I believe this happened after she lied about her name in the first movie. She was trying to obscure her relationship to the governor, but accidentally implied a relationship to Bootstrap Bill, thus his interest in keeping her aboard.

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    5 points prettymisspriya

    Yep! The housemaid has told Elizabeth the pirates were coming to kidnap her because she was the governor’s daughter, but really they were drawn to the cursed gold. She probably could have handed it over and been left alone if she hadn’t demanded a parlay.

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    3 points Threedawg

    Is it also the senate?

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    2 points AttackoftheMuffins

    Well then you are lost!

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    2 points iwillbecomehokage

    did you just prequelmeme?

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    2 points Hidraclorolic

    Oh the irony

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  • 92 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    11 points PM_something_German

    Ironic.

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    12 points Lawant

    It could point out all the wrong posts, except itself.

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  • 22 points somegarbagedoesfloat

    IT ISNT FUCKING WEDNESDAY WHY DID YOU POST THIS FOLLOW YOUR OWN FLOW CHART

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    14 points prettymisspriya

    YES THE IRONY IS OVER 9000

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  • 11 points bardtheonly

    This fails itself

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    19 points prettymisspriya

    WELCOME TO THE IRONY BANDWAGON. DEPARTURE WAS T-2 HOURS AGO.

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    7 points bardtheonly

    in my defense I commented before reading the other comments because I'm a total idiot

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    9 points prettymisspriya

    Nah it’s cool. The irony is sweet on this one.

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  • 8 points Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo

    Intense cleaning?

    It is Wednesday my dudes.

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  • 24 points dom_bon

    Why wednesday?

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    49 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    19 points ShirleySerius

    Like that teeth one? I'm forever scarred.

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    10 points TwoFoxSix

    I did a search on that. For those curious feel free to click the link.

    It was pretty gross but really interesting and I honestly felt a bit of relief in my own mouth after that. How does anyone let it get that bad?

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    3 points creamersrealm

    Eh I've seen that before. It's nasty but seeing it being fixed is quite interesting.

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    2 points alauriena

    Ugh. I love that one. I never knew that was such a thing. I wish I had that job.

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    10 points sheravi

    "Why not" Wednesdays?

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  • 33 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    14 points ididiot

    I'm sure you'll find that niche subreddit someday ( and when you do, share with me).

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    4 points UnsubstantiatedClaim

    Probably one of those genres where they keep their shoes on.

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    3 points ididiot

    All the more reason to subscribe!

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    2 points [deleted]

    Be the change you want to see in the world!

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    2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    3 points sneakpeekbot

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  • 7 points who_body

    The no path on “is it Wednesday” should loop back to “is it Wednesday”.

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  • 5 points yaboi-skinnyman

    Why is Wednesday a requirement?

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    5 points prettymisspriya

    It’s part of the rules.

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    Posting this flow chart breaks its own rules.

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    2 points prettymisspriya

    Ironic, as this flow chart is the rules.

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  • 4 points megjake

    But according to the flowchart you should've waited till Wednesday to post this.

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  • 3 points strawbs-

    Also “is the person doing the power washing wearing shoes?” No—> “are you prepared for a barrage of comments about not wearing shoes?” No—> don’t post it

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  • 3 points AcrolloPeed

    But it’s Monday...

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  • 3 points nananananana_FARTMAN

    I goddamn love this sub

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  • 3 points usualbaddie

    i wish there was one of these for every sub. i’m tired of seeing bleps that are very clearly mlems. sidebars tend to have too make faith in the users to properly interpret the purpose of the sub.

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  • 3 points CocaTrooper42

    TIL about r/powerwashinggore and r/powerwashingart

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  • 3 points deathcabforsally

    According to your chart, your chart doesn’t belong on r/powerwashingporn

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  • 5 points kn728570

    Someone add a box saying “did the gif cut out 0.5 seconds before showing the final product?

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  • 4 points BrenI2310

    Do I give a fuck?

    no

    Post away

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  • 2 points Reverend_Hearse

    So where does My I bought a new power washer post belong?

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    5 points prettymisspriya

    If you opened the box without breaking it, I think it counts as a job well done.

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Hmm, too subs I didn't know about

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  • 2 points lledargo

    I used your chart and determined you should not have this to this sub. As such I have reported your post.

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    4 points prettymisspriya

    Tbh it has been hard to resist smashing the report button on my own post. But it’s a pinned post now, so the mods are allowing it.

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  • 2 points WaulsTexLegion

    According to this chart, this chart doesn't belong on /r/powerwashingporn.

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  • 2 points RinionArato

    Quick someone power wash this and post it

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  • 2 points ninekilnmegalith

    These kind of decision trees should pop up for every sub when you are about to post

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  • 2 points Trelalala

    I’m amazes this is necessary

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  • 2 points Demonweed

    Finally -- this is just the kind of quality r/subredditcontentflowcharts needs to get off the ground!

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    This post doesn’t fit any of those questions so looks like u broke ur own rules

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  • 2 points Sh4moo

    "did you miss a spot?"

    "Are you SURE you didn't miss a spot?"

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  • 2 points Swturner243

    Its Tuesday tho

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  • 2 points a_stitch_in_lime

    Further cementing my belief that Reddit is the filing cabinet of the internet. Complete with subfolders.

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  • 2 points Robot_Basilisk

    Is the problem that the same upload ends up on all 3 subs so people get spammed? Or do people really lose their shit over power washing art or messy jobs in this sub?

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    2 points Sinthetick

    We lose our shit. Most of us are OCD. We come to see the deliciously satisfying affects of proper power washing. Bad jobs are jarring, and blow the whole mood. If gore were allowed, I would unsub.

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  • 2 points simjanes2k

    to be really honest, i understand why mods are so careful in curating the content theyre responsible for

    but this is like the 10,000th example of a "hey thats neat" thing on the internet that is turning into too much work with compartmentalized categories that turns into work just to sub to, not to mention post OC

    not trying to hate just being honest

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    So by this chart... this chart shouldn’t be posted here..?

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  • 2 points Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

    New enough to using reddit, but I definitely didn't think this would be the subreddit I'd get most joy from. And this chart IS handy :)

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  • 2 points Kurasada

    Here I was thinking this is the only subreddit where powerwashing enthusiasts go to

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  • 2 points metzge

    "Are you wearing shoes?"

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  • 2 points Bojangles1983

    So I have a question, is there a subreddit for powerwashing help/troubleshooting? I have a 6 gpm 3000 psi washer that I have slowly lost pressure on and am needing some guidance on what to do to fix the issue....

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    2 points prettymisspriya

    r/powerwashing

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    69 days old at the time of commenting

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  • 2 points _i_cant_think_

    Why Wednesdays only?

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  • 4 points brandonZappy

    Okay but following your chart, this doesn't belong.

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    10 points prettymisspriya

    Given that a mod pinned it, and it’s basically just a chart of the rules, I’d say it’s okay. But yes, the irony is apparent.

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  • 4 points bennydaubs

    boo having two subs for the same thing, its all porn to me

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  • 1 points MassiveClusterFuck

    It's nearly Wednesday my dudes

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  • 1 points JTierney1987

    r/coolguides

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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  • 1 points Gravelayer

    Is today Wednesday ?!

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  • 1 points Chakks

    something something grilled cheese something melt

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  • 1 points tommytoan

    which countries wednesday?

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  • 1 points smolderas

    Ironic

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points prettymisspriya

    It’s been pinned to the top of the sub.

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  • 1 points Vesalii

    There's an r/powerwashingart? 😮

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    More subs need flow charts

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  • 1 points PoopooVoodoo

    Yr dead to me r/powerwashingingeneral

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  • 1 points Twatless

    More subs need this

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  • 1 points Aminaris

    Ironic

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  • 1 points DrQuacksters

    I think it was a real missed opportunity to not power wash the flow chart onto a nice slab of concrete.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Wow this is a handy dandy flowchart! I will consult it the next time I am going to post some powerwashing porn!

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  • 1 points TetrisIsTotesSuper

    What’s the deal with the Wednesday rule?

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  • 1 points MegaManZer0

    According to the chart, this submission does not belong here. Downvoted.

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  • 1 points Demon3067

    Dont care

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  • 1 points nutsnackk

    Uhh today is not Wednesday

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Following this chart you have to delete this post.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Does it belong if pressure washer is used?

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Well technically this chart isint a power washing , and its a tuesday sooooo ban hammer

    Jk love goes out to you internet stranger!

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  • 1 points Detective51

    All subs need this. Reddit would be so much easier.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    How about just use voting system instead of censorship

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  • 1 points Phoenixhet

    HEY LEAVE ME ALONE. ITS HARD TO POWERWASH ONE HANDED

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