We recently had a thread about Parent-isms, where we brought up fun examples of parents discussing pop music. Some of my faves:

  • my mom calls Ariana Grande "the very tiny singer with the very long hair"
  • My mom believed Fergie’s actual name was Fergalicious. When I corrected her, she said to me, “I’m not an idiot, she literally spells it in the song” ☠️

So, let's discuss the opposite - young kids who say things out of pocket about pop music. I have a feeling this will be more infuriating than funny haha.

This one was mentioned in the My Favorite Things performance by Christina Aguilera Paris . A young one told a Redditor said, "Oh! She's covering 7 rings by Ariana" 🫠

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  • my brother WHO IS A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME calls all of the early gaga stuff 'tiktok music' because thats all he recognises it from. mind you he said that about poker face

    My boyfriend (a few years younger than me) says the same thing. All pop music is just “tiktok music”. It’s frustrating.

    your brother might be the most pop-culture illiterate person on the planet

  • new charli xcx stans calling themselves brats rather than angels

    This. Know your roots!!!

  • I’m 30 but was at a karaoke bar and next to a table of girls who just turned 21, and the DJ played Teenage Dream. One of them said, “Wait, isn’t this Katy Perry? The American Idol judge?”

    I thought she was bullshitting, but I looked at her and she was dead serious.

    Same with my 23 yr old cousin and his gf. I was explaining Destiny's Child to them which was painful enough and when I said Kelly Rowland they said "oh the judge on...." and I just 🤦‍♀️

  • This is less about discussing pop music but once when I was leaving to play D&D with my group my mom turned to my aunt and said, "She's going to her friend's house to play Imagine Dragons"

    This is fucking me uppp 😭😭

    Unfortunately I think I will be calling it that from now on

    you really do be imagining dragons tbf

    She is technically not wrong

  • In November, I asked my class of college sophomores what they wanted to listen to during our lab class:

    Students: “Just not Mariah Carey, it’s too early for Christmas music.”

    Me: “She has other songs, you know.”

    Students: (genuinely shocked) “Really, like what?”

    cue 3 hours of real education

    This shit is fucking depressing. She’s just the “Christmas lady” to people now…

    Don’t worry, she’s doing great with the millions she makes from the one song every year lol

    Christmas sleep paralysis demon

    It's literally her main schtick.

    To be fair she chose that

  • when a younger Finn Wolfhard was talking to an even YOUNGER child and she didn’t know who 1D was

    Yep it's been 15 yrs since they were put together and ten yrs since they disbanded so there's 10-12 yr olds who have never really known 1D...

    I work at a preschool and a lot of kids love Harry Styles' music but have no idea what One Direction was which always is crazy to me. 

  • when i go to the clubs and i saw someone shazaming songs from MY formative teen years and i want to set the entire room ablaze lol

    Well at least that means they appreciate the music!

    Ur right.... but that didn't diminish the pain of it at all lol

    name them 🤣

    Not OP but for me is Dynamite by Taio Cruz. I was out and someone made fun of it, like let me bop in peace😭

    You have a few Gen Z friends in your 30s and you get humbled over and over 😂

  • Acting like someone who was VERY famous a while ago is "underrated". After Stranger Things brought Kate Bush's music back into the spotlight, I saw loads of teens saying like oh omg why did nobody listen to her, she's such a small artist etc etc. Like my love she was a HUGE star and is just living a quiet retirement with all her money now.

    She definitely wasn’t big in America though. I was only exposed to her as a teen because Tori Amos mentioned her in an interview, and I had to check her out. I’m 32, and my peers weren’t familiar with her at the time (although I definitely tried to force my friends to listen to her, lol), my parents weren’t familiar with her, most of America wasn’t.

    I'm not American and I don't view "being big in America" as being the only way to be successful. She was huge in the UK and elsewhere.

    Yeah I keep noticing Americans do this it's low-key egocentric. Everytime a big name are mentioned that aren't "relevant" today, people say they're not big in America when they've been more recognized globally. Kylie Minogue is the biggest victim of this case.

    Yeah I've seen a lot of discussion of people being "one hit wonders" and then it turns out they just didn't have a career in America. Or saying "America made (artist) big" when they already had a thriving career elsewhere.

  • Nirvana tshirts being preppy

    pls explain why this is wrong. i don't know anything about this band. (i will probably get downvoted for this comment)

    They're a grunge band and were the antithesis of preppy. Their lead singer, Kurt Cobain, hung around feminist punks, wrote music about topics like abortion, sexual assault, misogyny, suicidal ideation, his struggle with bipolar disorder, he was addicted to heroin and died of suicide by gunshot while trying to quit.

    A pretty famous story is that when his fans booed and threw items at the opener at one of Nirvana's shows in Argentina, which was an all female grunge band, once Nirvana went on, they played like shit on purpose and ended the set after 15 minutes to punish the fans for being shitty to the openers, spending the entire time teasing them with the opening riff of Smells Like Teen Spirit before going back to playing badly on purpose.

    Go listen to their album In Utero, it's their best work and it's also the work that best demonstrates why they are NOT preppy. It's one of the best albums of the 1990s and it's the album where Kurt wears the influence feminist movements like Riot Girl had on him as an artist the most proudly.

    The story you mentioned happened in Argentina, not Mexico

    Thanks, edited my comment for accuracy!

    There’s a FANTASTIC but very very heavy at times documentary about Kurt Cobain called “Montage of Heck” if you want to learn more about Kurt/Nirvana and just how not-preppy they were!!! I didn’t know very much about him or Nirvana when I watched it and it turned me into a huge fan of Kurt, and some Nirvana songs. It’s an amazing documentary I think everyone should watch it at least once, he was such a beautiful person

    Nirvana is a grunge punk band and they were the alternative to preppy. The lead singer died very young due to drugs(or however you want to look at it there is controversy around his death) and it was tragic.

    there really isn't controversy about his death except for weird freaks. he was a drug addict who put a gun in his mouth and died

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    No you're right it was a gun related death but drugs were at play.

    Yeah he was trying to quit heroin at the time because his wife, Courtney Love (lead singer of Hole) had just given birth to their daughter, but he was going through a lot of mental health issues from his sudden fame on TOP of going through heroin withdrawals led to him having a psychological episode which culminated in his suicide

    They existed to be the poster children of "not preppy" 😂

  • My manager said his niece heard YMCA and remarked "oh this is like Hot to Go!"

    I'm 30 and have called hot to go "gen z's gayer ymca" lol

  • I love telling new Angels (or brats as they may call themselves) that Charli XCX did Boom Clap, and that they’ve BEEN fans of her for a decade now and just hadn’t put the pieces together 💚💚💚💚💚. I’ve had than conversation with no less than 3 different people, 1 of which was within the last month.

    The one that got me despite living through the era was that Charli was on Icona Pop's I Love It. She wasn't credited on it at the time (in the US at least) so it was years later when I found out that voice in that song that sounds like Charli is actually her.

    She wrote it!!! 🤩

  • "Ain't you that Rah Rah B*tch?"

  • Loosely adjacent, but all I can think of is that one video of the girl insisting the record player was in the vinyl when her mom told her she needed one.

    Wait what was this? I'm trying and failing to make sense of it lol

  • She’s pretty good…for her age

  • My gen z coworker (10 years younger than me) and I were talking about Christmas music, and I mentioned Jojo. Her response: “Jojo Siwa?”. 😳

  • My little cousins asked me if I knew Beyoncé used to be in a band called Destiny’s Child 

    My 13yo was listening to Bye Bye Bye “the song from Deadpool & Wolverine”. I tried to explain how big N Sync and the song and music video were back in the day but he didn’t seem very interested 😂.

    Did you explain by showing them the old xmen movies so they would get the reference?

    No because that was 2003 (I had to google it) and I was trying to teach him about 2000 when N Sync was one of the most popular bands in the world.

  • Maybe a bit longer ago but when I was 8 or 9, there was this huge Spanish hit in my country called La Camisa Negra by Juanes. I had no idea how to pronounce his name so when I asked my mom to put on the song, I called it "the Spanish song by Je Anus (Dutch for "your anus")"

    I'm dead 💀 also I strongly recommend listening to more Juanes, I'd hate to think fo him as a one hit wonder when his music is pure latin pop perfection!

    oh my god memory unlocked!! In high school Spanish we’d begin class every day by singing a song in Spanish and this was always the most requested one 😂 Juanes had some jams!!

  • A lot of the swiftie revisionism feels like it comes from younger fans, specifically the fact that reputation was not at all well received when it released, especially by fans

    Seeing people on tik tok say they wanted production like End Game on showgirl when End Game was notoriously the worst received song on rep was painful

    Was it though? Critics (other than Todd in the Shadows) loved that song. Fantano and MicTheSnare and Pitchfork called it best song on the album.

    I was talking about fans

    Wait WHAT?! End Game is literally my least favorite song on Reputation lol.

    Same with fans loving the rep era and saying it was Taylor's best era. Huh?? It was literally her worst era lol she was getting dragged left and right online and barely did any public appearances. It was really not a fun era as a fan because barely anything happened. Lover was a lot more fun.

    I still don't think it's all that and think it's part of why we got the mess that is showgirl 😭 how about we be revisionist elsewhere and pretend everyone loved debut all along 

  • My cousin is a huge Swiftie so naturally her son is growing up listening to Taylor Swift. So now every song, including ones by male singers, are by Taylor Swift according to him lol

    That's actually so cute

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  • I’ve encountered quite a few people who associate the concept of artists having eras with Taylor Swift exclusively as if this hasn’t been a thing since Bowie and Madonna.

  • any singer will come up on the radio and my mom will ask if it’s ariana grande lol

    My dad couldn't tell the difference between Laufey and Sabrina Carpenter when they played one after the other.

    Ok that's impressive

    My parents keep mixing up Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney and will come over to ask me "which one's the pop star and which one's the closeted Trump supporter"

    “Did Jack Black marry his sister?” - my mom trying to figure out the White Stripes.

    my dad does this but kelly clarkson.

    Ok I know it's not music but my mom asks if every game is fortnite, and she's played it

    My mam does this with Taylor 😭

    My dad thought she sang dance the night by Dua Lipa and was going to sing it at the eras tour

    My mom does this but with Cardi B

  • My dad once thought that One Direction & 5SOS are cousins 💀💀💀

    In music industry terms they kinda are 😂 or 5SOS were their adopted sons 😂

  • So this is kind of random but all I can think of is when my 11 yr old sister called Meena (the elephant) from the movie Sing a “pick-me” 😭

  • Oh yes I know a kid & she thinks Taylor swift is a princess, Ariana grande thank you next & current wicked era are 2 different people, Sabrina is Taylor swift too , chappell roan is a church lady , billie is a guy💀, 

  • i started taking voice lessons a few years ago and my first teacher was about 19 years old. she asked what kind of music i listened to, i said “i listen to a lot of pop, my favorite artist of all time is Lady Gaga” she goes “cool… anything current?”

    Same but with Madonna. I remember when I said that Madonna is one of my favourite singers, a classmate younger than me answered "Dude, she's old! Do you listen to younger artists?"

  • When they say Tate McRae is the next Britney Spears and think they have comparable careers.

    Alternatively, saying anyone (mostly Taylor swift, but this isn’t exclusive to her) is as famous as Michael Jackson was at his peak

    Taylor absolutely is now. Before Eras I could mostly agree she wasn't but definitely now.

  • When I was a kid and delicate played on the radio, I always thought she was saying “he was like beef for me” instead of “you must like me for me”

    See I always thought the opening line was “This ain’t for the best,” not “Is this for the best?” like it actually is

    According to Spotify it is “this ain’t for the best”

    Fuck I think I had a brain fart, my bad, flip them around cause I do remember mishearing the first line

  • Yep, I’ve seen younger people not grasp the oddness of the “write my own checks like I write what I sing” line in Ariana’s “7 Ring.” Sis, Rodgers and Hammerstein wrote that song.

    Similar lolz about Gwen’s “Rich Girl.” Also, lots of people pointed to “Father Figure” as having the best hook on the new Taylor album and then melted down when they were told that Taylor didn’t compose it.

    I’ve seen a lot of younger people learning now, during a meme trend, that Sting composed the “I’ll Be Missing You” hook.

    Uh I think you're getting a bit confused with sample credits. Ariana wrote the lyrics of 7 Rings, even if the melody is sampled. Same with Rich Girl. And Father Figure only got the George Michael credit to cover bases for her saying "I'll be your father figure", the song has no similarity to Michael's song. Artists have had to give very obvious credits for the tiniest things ever since Marvin Gaye's estate won against Blurred Lines. For example Beyoncé had to credit OutKast as songwriters for All Night when all she did was sample some horns from one of their songs.

    Well yeah. If you use a sample, make sure it’s cleared. Always.

    Uh I think you’re arguing with someone who knows what they’re talking about. Make sure you know the difference between a sample and an interpolation if you’re going to smugly tell other people they’re wrong.

    the connection between the Taylor and George Michael Father Figures are flimsy, I'd give that to Taylor

    She gave him songwriting credits for the interpolation.

  • This was a few years ago, but: A class of fifth graders would not believe my substitute teacher friend when she told them that when she was their age, Drake was just an actor.

  • When the Taylor swift movie came out, a family friend’s daughter said wow the actress sounds like Taylor swift. She did not understand that it was her. In her mind, all movies were fake. They had actors and actresses

    Do you mean the concert film? 

    Yes the Era filmed concert

    Haha well at least that's healthier than thinking movies are all real

    The only albums my daughter (just turned 6) listens to the whole way through are soundtracks - Encanto, Frozen, Frozen 2, Moana, Kpop Demon Hunters, etc. When The Life of a Showgirl came out she kept asking me to put on the new Taylor Swift soundtrack.

  • When “Big Energy” was having its moment, my niece was obsessed with the music and beat and earnestly told me that Latto is a genius for coming up with it.

    Don’t worry, I corrected that shit and defended one Mariah Carey quick.

    Mariah didn’t come up with the music or beat to Fantasy either, to be fair. The song heavily samples Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club

    I know, but it was a moral and ethical mandate to introduce my niece to Mariah Carey.

    It's also a moral and ethical mandate to indroduce her to the Tom Tom Club and Talking Heads!

  • you mean, my fave things from sound of music?

  • My 24 yr old friend thinking Britney released most of her music in the 90s....her debut album was January 1999 💀 Britney is a 00s artist to me, a millennial!

  • I went theeee longest time thinking If U Seek Amy was about Britney coming out as a lesbian. I was like 8/9 when it was released and my mum kept saying I shouldn’t be listening to that sort of music because it’s explicit and I just kinda came to that conclusion, I then thought it was about drugs and Amy was a code word for it?

    Anyway I only found out about what the actual song means a couple of years ago and it’s only because my friends were calling me out for being dumb GSVSGSVS

  • Lol, off topic a bit but I find the double entendre of Fergie’s name to be cool.

    How is Fergie a double entendre?

    Oh goodness, I misspoke, I meant the dutchess album (the title) has a double entendre. It even caused a bit of a frenzy when it was first released.

    Maybe I'm just being silly but what's the double entendres

  • My 21 year old nephew sincerely tried to argue with me that Victor Wembayama is more famous than Britney Spears 💀 (yes, this was right after the incident with his security guard)

  • Using the word era when they really mean album cycle

    Saying “vinyls”. The plural is just vinyl, or you could say records.

    Thinking that late 2000s/early 2010s dance pop was ever good, and thinking that the clubs were actually playing that music.

  • I saw some (most likely Gen Z/Gen Alpha) Twitter stans calling Janet Jackson a flop & a Khia.

  • My daughter, when she was 3, was getting SO upset because she kept telling me she wanted to listen to “Elsa Taylor Swift”. she had commented that Taylor Swift looks like Elsa on the cover of Lover, so I thought it was a song from Lover, but it wasn’t. She got SO MAD that I couldn’t figure it out. The next day, I mentioned it to one of her teachers, and later on her teacher (also a Swiftie) said “I put on the Kidz Bop version of Shake it Off and she shouted out ‘it’s Elsa Taylor Swift!’”